when was the first time you had sex with a partner?

[King of Rock II]

[Trimm Trabb]

a day before the last time.

[Calimero jr.]

Way later than I wanted to :mad:

:o

[TurdBerglar]

19

[kll]

17














edit (for a-z): i guess that would put me in 1962 or something or 1990

[abcdefz]

17

19




...dang, guys! That's like... almost two thousand years ago.

[kll]

...dang, guys! That's like... almost two thousand years ago.

yep. especially for me!

[TurdBerglar]

...dang, guys! That's like... almost two thousand years ago.


huh?

[ericlee]

1989. I was 16 and she was 19. Best 5 seconds of my life!

[beastieangel01]

I like how "with a partner" is in the title. Avoids all the "with my hand" etc. comments/jokes.

[Freebasser]

What if you draw eyes and lips on the hand in question?

[cosmo105]

then i'd run in the room screaming "STOP IT! YOU'RE HURTING HER!! SHEILA, NOOOO!"

[miss soul fire]

I like how "with a partner" is in the title. Avoids all the "with my hand" etc. comments/jokes.
I thought "with a partner" meant a relationship, but apparently it doesn't. Are prostitutes included??:p

[Freebasser]

then i'd run in the room screaming "STOP IT! YOU'RE HURTING HER!! SHEILA, NOOOO!"

She wasn't Australian. Was she?

Hell, I don't know. My jock was in her mouth half the time.

[abcdefz]

huh?



Turd, I love you like a brother (which is why you never get birthday cards, either), but... do I have to explain everything to you?

[monkey]

18 in July, 2001. almost 19 in 2001. at 19, 2001-2002, i learned to enjoy it.

i have exact dates and times too

[cosmo105]

thanks for the awesome mental image of you riding your made-up-like-a-trollop hand wearing a crocodile dundee hat as you hoot YEEHAW :(

[TurdBerglar]

Turd, I love you like a brother (which is why you never get birthday cards, either), but... do I have to explain everything to you?



dude, it was only three years ago

[enree erzweglle]

I was 18 that was in 1982.

edit: now everyone's happy

[beastieangel01]

I thought "with a partner" meant a relationship, but apparently it doesn't. Are prostitutes included??:p

haha. I think so. I think he means just with another human.

I hope. :D

[abcdefz]

dude, it was only three years ago

Okay:

The question was, "When was the first time you had sex with a partner."

You said "19."

The question wasn't, "How old were you when..." it was "when was the first time."

19 = 19 A.D., presumably. That's almost 2000 years ago.

*sighs*

[King of Rock II]

I took kll's thread title, and flipped it!

[Freebasser]

thanks for the awesome mental image of you riding your made-up-like-a-trollop hand wearing a crocodile dundee hat as you hoot YEEHAW :(

Any time :D

(I'm doing it right now ;))

[TurdBerglar]

yeah, when i was 19

[abcdefz]

When I was thirty-five, It was a very good year.

It was a very good year for blue-blooded girls of independent means.

We’d ride in limousines; their chauffeurs would drive... when I was thirty-five.

[TurdBerglar]

what?

[monkey]

When I was thirty-five, It was a very good year.

It was a very good year for blue-blooded girls of independent means.

We’d ride in limousines; their chauffeurs would drive... when I was thirty-five.


<3 that song.

[abcdefz]

(y)

[bigblu89]

July 17th, 1997.

Sunday will the 8 year anniversary of me sticking my woo woo in a yee yee.

[zorra_chiflada]

15 i think.
i don't see it as that important, and i had a terrible time and i was drunk so i don't remember it too well.

[HEIRESS]

August 8th, 2001

I was 19ish

[bussolai]

last century :cool:


:rolleyes:

[b-grrrlie]

26 July, 1974.

[Trimm Trabb]

26 July, 1974.

wow, weird to think that 99% percent of this MB was yet to be created.

Mine was on my birthday btw. :o

[insertnamehere]

sept 26 2004

well actually if you want to get technical it was the 27 since it was like 3 or so in the morning.

the last time was may 26th

funny coincidence eh?

[Mr Films]

dec. 6, 2000

my pick up line was "come on baby, what better way to celebrate the anniversary of the eve of the attack on Pearl Harbor."

so we put in the Pearl Harbor dvd and got to business.

the whole time I pictured kate beckinsale and she pictured affleck or hartnett or both.

[Mr Films]

1994

I can name all the girls I've slept with in order

are there so many that it should be impressive?

[Freebasser]

My partner and I don't like to have sex with each other.

We didn't pool togther to buy shares in a major oil company just to piss it all out the window on some front-bottom rubbing nonsense.

[King of Rock II]

are there so many that it should be impressive?

yeah can't 99% of the people do that?

[avignon]

The last time we had a thread like this, everyone was actually telling the story of their first time. It struck me then that all the males were saying how great and memorable it was, and all the females were saying how horrible it was and that they would like to forget about it. Weird.

[b-grrrlie]

The last time we had a thread like this, everyone was actually telling the story of their first time. It struck me then that all the males were saying how great and memorable it was, and all the females were saying how horrible it was and that they would like to forget about it. Weird.

I don't think I could even call it sex what we did...

[sam i am]

October 11, 1984.

Guess this makes me a bit of an oldtimer.... :mad:

Last time was last night and mmmmmmmmmmmmm...... :eek:

[TurdBerglar]

dec. 6, 2000

my pick up line was "come on baby, what better way to celebrate the anniversary of the eve of the attack on Pearl Harbor."

so we put in the Pearl Harbor dvd and got to business.

the whole time I pictured kate beckinsale and she pictured affleck or hartnett or both.


hahaha


dec 6 is my birthday


HAHAHAHA