OK this is a bit more personal of a thing than I usually post

[ms.peachy]

but it's kind of amusing so I will share it with you even though it's a bit emabarrassing.

So I had a bikini wax yesterday, and the girl was like "You want the Hollywood or the Brazilian?"

And I said "The Hollywood is, like everything, right?" She confirms this and I say "No, just the Brazilian then, I'll keep a triangle thanks."

So she says OK and I'm lying there and she does her thing and all, and then I really didn't, like, "look at it" until this morning and I realise she's taken off pretty much everything, except for this one little semi-rectangular patch kind of hovering there in the middle.

I called mr.peachy over to check out this situation and I explain to him the whole thing with the Brazilian and the Hollywood and all that and he just kind of nods and says, "Well honey, it looks like what you've got there is the Hitler."

[Beckalina]

i thought the brazillian was a little landing strip one, I spose it is.

and i'd be a bit worried it looks like your husband might be attracted to hitler

[yeahwho]

"Well honey, it looks like what you've got there is the Hitler."

LOL, now that guy is funny! :D

[ms.peachy]

and i'd be a bit worried it looks like your husband might be attracted to hitler
Well... he is German.... :eek:

[enree erzweglle]

I choked on strawberries when I read that. So, so funny, ms.peachy.

[monkey]

that is really really funny. really. :)

[JBernas]

I had a bikini wax ONCE (that was enough) and I thought I was going to die......

Hitler's long lost cousin (http://www.facade.com/celebrity/Charlie_Chaplin/)

[ms.peachy]

Hitler's long lost cousin (http://www.facade.com/celebrity/Charlie_Chaplin/)

Somehow I don't think calling it "the Charlie" makes it any sexier.

Although, The Little Tramp does present a possibility...

[Rich Cheney]

I got the pigpen working.

[JBernas]

Somehow I don't think calling it "the Charlie" makes it any sexier.

Although, The Little Tramp does present a possibility...

Call it "the landing strip" (y)

[miss soul fire]

I wouldn't let anyone mess with my vagina. (n) :D

[King of Rock II]

I had a bikini wax ONCE (that was enough) and I thought I was going to die......

Hitler's long lost cousin (http://www.facade.com/celebrity/Charlie_Chaplin/)

i thought iT was going to be a picture of your pussy

[beastieangel01]

hahaha, nice.

I miss getting waxed :( shaving just isn't the same.

[abcdefz]

"Well honey, it looks like what you've got there is the Hitler."





That's comedy. (y)

[Freebasser]

hahaha, nice.

I miss getting waxed :( shaving just isn't the same.

Tell me about it :(

[beastieangel01]

ha :D

[TurdBerglar]

what's so great about getting waxed?

[Freebasser]

It's lovely and smooth and doesn't grow back anywhere near as quickly.

Er... so I believe... :o

[miss soul fire]

I can't believe people actually shave pussies for a living.

Imagine they when filling out a form. Job: "Pussy shaver with masters in Brazilian wax"


Hihihihi. :D

[mickill]

Yeah, I thought it was supposed to be a landing strip type deal, as well.

Or maybe I'd asked for something else.

[beastieangel01]

shaving is a pain. It takes a long time, you have to be careful, etc.

Waxing: someone else does it for you & your skin is softer and smoother than ever. Way more than you can ever get with shaving. It also lasts longer than just shaving.

And my understanding of the brazilian wax is a landing strip.

[TurdBerglar]

I can't believe people actually shave pussies for a living.

Imagine they when filling out a form. Job: "Pussy shaver with masters in Brazilian wax"


Hihihihi. :D


hahahaha (y)

[TurdBerglar]

shaving is a pain. It takes a long time, you have to be careful, etc.

Waxing: someone else does it for you & your skin is softer and smoother than ever. Way more than you can ever get with shaving. It also lasts longer than just shaving.

And my understanding of the brazilian wax is a landing strip.


why not just keep the hair?


maybe just trim it

[ms.peachy]

Yeah, I thought it was supposed to be a landing strip type deal, as well.

Or maybe I'd asked for something else.
But it's not even a 'strip', see. It's like... a stamp.

For your further amusement: mr.peachy has taken to randomly 'heil'ing my crotch. :o

[cosmo105]

HAHAHAHA!!

HEIL VAGINA!


:D

[Freebasser]

But it's not even a 'strip', see. It's like... a stamp.

For your further amusement: mr.peachy has taken to randomly 'heil'ing my crotch. :o

Purghrofgurglehahahahaha! :D

[mickill]

But it's not even a 'strip', see. It's like... a stamp.

For your further amusement: mr.peachy has taken to randomly 'heil'ing my crotch. :o

As long as it's centered. If it were off to one side, I'd feel bad for you.

Hey! You should draw eyes and a nose over it and...ah, nevermind, this is getting weird now.

[TurdBerglar]

As long as it's centered. If it were off to one side, I'd feel bad for you.

Hey! You should draw eyes and a nose over it and...ah, nevermind, this is getting weird now.


yeah, and put a carrot in it for the nose!

[ms.peachy]

yeah, and put a carrot in it for the nose!
erm... I'm not sure how well acquainted you may or may not be with the female genitalia, but there's not actually any "it" to put anything "in" in that particular spot....

[TurdBerglar]

don't over analys my jokes

[mickill]

yeah, and put a carrot in it for the nose!
Uh, yeah. I thought what I said was weird enough, but I think you just "outstripped" me.

[beastieangel01]

why not just keep the hair?


maybe just trim it

I don't like it. If I explained further why, you and everyone here would probably not enjoy it so much. I'm sure some girls can understand what I'm getting at when I mention that time and if you cannot use a tampon for more than 8 hours then you have to use a pad, and well, someone gets it I'm sure.

That's my #1 reason.

[TurdBerglar]

I don't like it. If I explained further why, you and everyone here would probably not enjoy it so much. I'm sure some girls can understand what I'm getting at when I mention that time and if you cannot use a tampon for more than 8 hours then you have to use a pad, and well, someone gets it I'm sure.

That's my #1 reason.



crusty pubes?

[QweenOfBoggle]

ohh i just got a brazilian too. (well two weeks ago) so far i really love it. nothing is back yet and it's still all nice and smooth there. amazing.

the lady who did mine also told me that a brazillian was everything and it could include a landing strip or nothing at all. personal preference i suppose.

[ms.peachy]

This morning, my vagina invaded Poland.

[mp-seventythree]

This morning, my vagina invaded Poland.

Now that's just asking to be made into a sig...