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abcdefz
07-15-2005, 11:34 AM
craigslist (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/83591683.html)


"There are several windows along the fire escape that can easily be broken (we don’t have an alarm…those stickers are just a decoy). Please make sure that you make it believable-open up the cabinets, toss a few items on the floor, pull the cushions off the sofa in the living room etc. My roomie keeps her pot stashed in a ceramic vase on top of the microwave. Please steal that and maybe a few bottles of booze from our liquor cabinet – might make her think some kids from PS123 broke in on their lunch break. Don’t forge to take the cat WITH YOU when you leave. And leave the window open…that way she’ll think the cat jumped out. Help yourself to a cold beer in the fridge as well."

Freebasser
07-15-2005, 11:35 AM
Usually, I'm the one who has to pay to get some pussy.

Badump Tisch.

abcdefz
07-15-2005, 11:38 AM
This is paying to get rid of pussy.

enree erzweglle
07-15-2005, 11:40 AM
This is paying to get rid of pussy.
And how many guys right now are going :confused:

abcdefz
07-15-2005, 11:42 AM
...every guy who knew Sue at Hanover College circa 1986. Yeeks!

avignon
07-15-2005, 12:32 PM
This is paying to get rid of pussy.
Why did this make me think of Mariah Carey?

TurdBerglar
07-15-2005, 12:49 PM
most cats are useless. mean spirited evil little shits

marsdaddy
07-15-2005, 01:08 PM
Why did this make me think of Mariah Carey?
It makes me think of Henny Youngman! (http://www.funny2.com/henny.htm)

abcdefz
07-15-2005, 02:31 PM
It makes me think of Henny Youngman!






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