Shit you have done to survive......

[dublirie04]

Post here the crazy shit you have done to get by / make money / get food, or a place to stay, a ride, whatever

I sold grilled cheeses when I was 16 to travel across the country]
Have hitchhiked through many states
spare changed for gas money.
sold hemp necklaces on beastie boy tour to get to show to show when I was also 16
dumpster dove roses out of a flower shop dumpster then sold them for a dollar each in SF
squatted an abandoned penthouse that was left after an earthquake in oakland
spuatted a house in Hawaii that was left after a hurricane

traded buds for a rental car and slept in it for a week

[zippo]

i had left my guitar lying around in the living room and a little piece of something, i think it was a small piece of paper, fell into the big hole, so i grabbed a pen, stuck the gum in my mouth to the end of it, grabbed my guitar, reached in the hole and got it out. i know, i know: MCGYVER!

[paul jones]

endless crappy jobs

[jabumbo]

locked my door and slept in till 3pm

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

Post here the crazy shit you have done to get by / make money / get food, or a place to stay, a ride, whatever

I sold grilled cheeses when I was 16 to travel across the country]
Have hitchhiked through many states
spare changed for gas money.
sold hemp necklaces on beastie boy tour to get to show to show when I was also 16
dumpster dove roses out of a flower shop dumpster then sold them for a dollar each in SF
squatted an abandoned penthouse that was left after an earthquake in oakland
spuatted a house in Hawaii that was left after a hurricane

traded buds for a rental car and slept in it for a week

**You forgot Lipstick blowjobs in random airport bathrooms.

[mp-seventythree]

Beat a mugger unconscious

[kll]

charged money on my (and my parents) credit cards...

[beastieangel01]

a few more things than I would have liked to do.

but such is life.

[redhead]

i've done the stealing from work too when I was a younger lass...
it was too easy...i knew the prices of everything so i would leave the till open and make the proper change for the customer and pocket the amount of whatever they ordered.
that was ages and ages ago tho, and not something i am proud of at all.

[Tzar]

i used to steal and suck dick for crack. (y)

oh yeah! that just reminded me.
was reading the paper a couple of weeks ago and it had this article about some crackwhore slut who cleaned herself up and is straight etc and is now doing public speakings about coming clean and stuff. and there was a picture of her - shit looked EXACTLY like you. when i turned the page, i was like "what the holy hell!? that's mae!" and then i read.

but yeah... weird.

[TAL]

Nothing.

[Freebasser]

Assassination.

[Calimero jr.]

Pot dealer

[Freebasser]

Pole dancer.

[adam_f]

I once jerked off former baseball great Dave Winfield for an autograph, which I sold to feed my starving, canibal family.

[abcdefz]

traded buds for a rental car





...I would never do that to a friend. (n)

[hardnox71]

I once jerked off former baseball great Dave Winfield for an autograph, which I sold to feed my starving, cannibal family.
C-a-n-n-i-b-a-l.

There will be a test on this tomorrow, adam.


In the past I did alot of things to survive (nothing sexual so don't even start). The majority of it was not legal and pretty much all of it I'm not too proud of but would probably do again if my back was to the wall and I had no choice.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by hardnox71
C-a-n-n-i-b-a-l.

There will be a test on this tomorrow, adam.


In the past I did alot of things to survive (nothing sexual so don't even start). The majority of it was not legal and pretty much all of it I'm not too proud of but would probably do again if my back was to the wall and I had no choice.

I didn't think it looked right.

This thread was tailor made for you, I'll tell ya.

[beastiegirrl101]

I had to wear my fat cousin's bathing suit in a pool once because I forgot mine...

[Lex Diamonds]

I used to steal skunk from my friends every day just so I could get myself to sleep at night (with a J).

[kll]

I had to wear my fat cousin's bathing suit in a pool once because I forgot mine...


funniest post of the hour...

[beastiegirrl101]

funniest post of the hour...


it was yellow with black polka dots, talk about survival

[miss soul fire]

I rented my room once...Stupidiest thing I did.
Gave Math and Physics classes. I wasn't paid enough though!:mad:
...

[Sarky Devotchka]

drank my own pee and made a shelter out of toothpicks and snot.

[Anne Lauren]

charged money on my (and my parents) credit cards...

I've done that several times...like in highschool.

Me and two of my friends got guys to drive us to a truck stop and we hitch hiked with a trucker to another city to visit some guys we knew. We had to stop at several of his deliverly stops on the way. We like helped him unload some of the stuff. It's like 1am and we're with some trucker in the middle of no where unloading cargo. We were fucking idiots!

And what's sad is that we didn't even to it to survive...just to visit some dumbass boys.

[Anne Lauren]

I knew several people in college that used to donate plasma, like weekly, to get going out money.

[zorra_chiflada]

get welfare

[Anne Lauren]

We sold some idiots some bunk acid and shrooms, which was actually mushrooms we bought at this Asian market, while we were in highschool.

[zorra_chiflada]

worked as a life model

[Anne Lauren]

worked as a life model

What exactly does a life model do?

My best friend, Alicia, in college, modeled nude for this art class. She got like $100 or something. I couldn't beleive she actually did it, too. We messed with her the whole week about it and she actually ended up doing it.

[zorra_chiflada]

What exactly does a life model do?

My best friend, Alicia, in college, modeled nude for this art class. She got like $100 or something. I couldn't beleive she actually did it, too. We messed with her the whole week about it and she actually ended up doing it.

^ i did that

[Anne Lauren]

I was a magician's assistant at a gay night club in college. We were one of the acts.

Anywhoo, I keep thinking up shit. Alright, I'm done. (y)

[marsdaddy]

I went out with this unattractive girl so my friend could date her best friend, the hottie -- and we saw Zapped!

[Anne Lauren]

I went out with this unattractive girl so my friend could date her best friend, the hottie -- and we saw Zapped!

Hey, is that what the definition of a being a "wing man" is?