View Full Version : My weatherman can stomp a mudhole in your weatherman's ASS, BITCH!
adam_f
07-18-2005, 03:56 PM
Honest to God, Kevin Benson is never wrong.
Mustangjen808
07-18-2005, 04:18 PM
my weather girl is dumb. They only hired her cuz she is cute..her name is Stacey Donaldson
marsdaddy
07-18-2005, 04:19 PM
Honest to God, Kevin Benson is never wrong.Can he pick lotto numbers, too?
beastieangel01
07-18-2005, 04:31 PM
this weather lady on the local fox news here wears mini-skirts. And I mean mini-skirt (http://i13.ebayimg.com/04/i/04/54/fc/88_1_b.JPG), and about an inch shorter than that actually.
It kinda threw me. It seems unprofessional for a news envrionment. But oh well! Whatever works I suppose.
adam_f
07-18-2005, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by beastieangel01
this weather lady on the local fox news here wears mini-skirts. And I mean mini-skirt, and about an inch shorter than that actually.
It kinda threw me. It seems unprofessional for a news envrionment. But oh well! Whatever works I suppose.
I'm sure a choice few don't care if she predicts a blizzard in the middle of July though. And in California.
this weather lady on the local fox news here wears mini-skirts. And I mean mini-skirt (http://i13.ebayimg.com/04/i/04/54/fc/88_1_b.JPG), and about an inch shorter than that actually.
It kinda threw me. It seems unprofessional for a news envrionment. But oh well! Whatever works I suppose.
There's gonna be a full moon tonight.
monkey
07-18-2005, 04:33 PM
the sam champion song makes me cry. i wish they never came up with it.
TurdBerglar
07-18-2005, 04:34 PM
i saw something somewhere in some country that they did nude news with stupid bimbos to boost rateings. it worked
AKAsharpchedda
07-18-2005, 04:36 PM
our one weather girls name is kathy storm.
jabumbo
07-18-2005, 06:51 PM
i saw something somewhere in some country that they did nude news with stupid bimbos to boost rateings. it worked
you mean in canada? because nothing newsworthy happens up there...
edit: fuck kevin benson and his super dopplar radar. jerk
TurdBerglar
07-18-2005, 06:54 PM
i think it was done in australia
Loppfessor
07-18-2005, 06:57 PM
When I was in Mississippi a few months back the weatherman predicted 100% chance of rain I was like "Damn he's really putting his reputation out on the line" too bad for him it didn't rain that day....he probably got fired
cosmo105
07-18-2005, 06:59 PM
i was kind of embarassed at how hard i laughed last night during an episode of Family Guy when they have the "black man weather report" or something and it's just this big fat angry-lookin black dude in front of a weather map and he yells "IT'S GON' RAIN!!"
TurdBerglar
07-18-2005, 07:00 PM
do you think people in mississippi even watch the news?
beastieangel01
07-18-2005, 07:48 PM
i was kind of embarassed at how hard i laughed last night during an episode of Family Guy when they have the "black man weather report" or something and it's just this big fat angry-lookin black dude in front of a weather map and he yells "IT'S GON' RAIN!!"
it's Family Guy. It's ok to laugh hard :D God I love that show.
wavin_goodbye
07-18-2005, 08:16 PM
When I was in Mississippi a few months back the weatherman predicted 100% chance of rain I was like "Damn he's really putting his reputation out on the line" too bad for him it didn't rain that day....he probably got fired
there was a 100% chance of rain here 3-4 weeks ago.. it only rained at around 9-10 .. i really don't get why they take the chance of putting 100 .. when 90 is just a lot more acceptable...
not to mention the fact that weathermen are wrong 90% of the time...
QueenAdrock
07-18-2005, 08:19 PM
my best friend's dad is a weatherman. His name is Dennis Ketterer, and he does weather down in Salisbury, MD. He used to do Baltimore, but his contract ran up and he's like "funk dis commute".
He won an emmy. He pwns all ur stupid weatherpeople. (y)
wavin_goodbye
07-18-2005, 08:22 PM
an emmy? that sounds impressive ... (y)
but how could a guy from such a small place win a big award?
QueenAdrock
07-18-2005, 08:29 PM
I dunno. I should google and find it out.
I saw it though. I tried to open it up and get the delicious chocolatey insides, but it was actually solid gold. :(
QueenAdrock
07-18-2005, 09:18 PM
Whenever I hear the name Scranton, I automatically think of Scrotum.
QweenOfBoggle
07-18-2005, 09:22 PM
i was kind of embarassed at how hard i laughed last night during an episode of Family Guy when they have the "black man weather report" or something and it's just this big fat angry-lookin black dude in front of a weather map and he yells "IT'S GON' RAIN!!"
hahahaha i saw that, too!
Lindsey_1535
07-18-2005, 09:37 PM
For some reason I kept reading it as Kevin Bacon, I thought to myself "Hmm now I saw him on Will and Grace a while ago he must be doing bad"
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