i like shitty food

[TurdBerglar]

-i prefer the fake fozen turky that comes in a cube over real turkey. i acually can't stand real turkey. but i love that frozen shit.
-i don't like tender steak. the tougher the better
-we use to get these porkchop patties at school. just like chicken patties but with processed pork instead. i couldn't get enough of those things
-i'd rather have a pizza pocket than going to a great italian restaraunt and getting a calzone
-i think taco bell is some of the tastiest shit on the planet


so basically if it's processed, comes in a can or you can throw it in the microwave i just seems to enjoy it more.

[paul jones]

I really like those chicken noodles

3 minutes in the microwave (y)

[avignon]

Campbell's Soup
Frozen Corn Dogs
Red Baron Pizzas
Banquet Pot Pies
Kraft American Singles
Wonder Bread
Miracle Whip
Chef Boy-R-Dee Ravioli
Dinty Moore Beef Stew
those frozen burritos that are like 3/$1.00

[Lex Diamonds]

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK

It's guys like you who give those companies like Rustlers business. You seen those? Fucking microwaveable burgers, in the buns and everything. It's just wrong.

Actually, I like ready meals. And Pot Noodles. (y)

[TurdBerglar]

I really like those chicken noodles

3 minutes in the microwave (y)


oh yeah. you know those ramen noodles things that come in the styrofoam cups. all you have to do is put some water in it and put in in the microwave for a minute and a half? well i have two of those things every morning at work. i look foward to it everyday. i love those things.

[hardnox71]

-
-we use to get these porkchop patties at school. just like chicken patties but with processed pork instead. i couldn't get enough of those things
-i'd rather have a pizza pocket than going to a great italian restaraunt and getting a calzone
-i think taco bell is some of the tastiest shit on the planet


so basically if it's processed, comes in a can or you can throw it in the microwave i just seems to enjoy it more.
I have to agree with you on the patties, the pizza pockets (but here in the Mid-West we call them pizza puffs) and especially, especially the Taco Bell. I fucking love Taco Bell. I've actually had Mexican friends sit in the lunch room at work and give me shit for happily chomping away on a chalupa. (BTW, Turd, did you know that there is no such thing as a chalupa? It's just a Latin sounding word that some dumbass white guy in a suit made up just to sell that slop at 'Taco Hell'. Yeah, I didn't give a fuck either when it was told to me thirty times over lunch.)

[paul jones]

I used to work next door to a KFC but never went to eat there during the 7 months

I thought it would spoil the magic

[TurdBerglar]

i think i heard a comedian say the chalupa ment "little boat"

[hardnox71]

if you keep eating that shit you'll be dead before 30 or sterile for life.
I just turned 34 and I have no sex life anyway so..............


I don' gyea no fuuuuuuk!

[TurdBerglar]

if you keep eating that shit you'll be dead before 30 or sterile for life.


thank god

[paul jones]

if you keep eating that shit you'll be dead before 30 or sterile for life.

true that.

[TurdBerglar]

i get really sickened when im eating a drumstick and the bone is broken inside. i completely loose my appitite

[Lex Diamonds]

when I was an meat eater, I could not eat chicken on the bone....
no matter how good KFC is, I had to have someone seperate the meat/skin from the bone while I had my head turned.
That's just weird. Humans are meant to be carnivores. Otherwise you may as well just pull your canines and molars out.

[Chicka B]

I usually only eat one thing a day, I know it's not good, and it's usually either:

1. Ramen noodles w/ hot sauce
2. microwavable rice
3. chips w/ salsa
4. pizza rolls
5. tator tots

I think it's stunting my growth, I'm only 5 foot 3. :D :o

[avignon]

lunchables
that peanut butter with the grape jelly in the jar with it
cheetos
cheez-its
kraft macaroni and cheese
fried chicken from the kroger deli
tater tots

[hardnox71]

HOT POCKETS FUCKIN' ROCK!!

and a Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.


Yummy.

[paul jones]

when I was an meat eater, I could not eat chicken on the bone....
no matter how good KFC is, I had to have someone seperate the meat/skin from the bone while I had my head turned.

yeah,I always wonder why KFC has to be so greasy too.

[Chicka B]

You know what else I eat sometimes that's kind of shitty, them 2 for 99 cent tacos at jack in the box. Now that's some greasy ass shit, they changed their salsa though. :mad: I refuse to eat at kfc or mcdonalds though. Dunno why. White Castle is pretty good though too.

[avignon]

White Castle smells like nasty armpits

[Chicka B]

Yeah it does smell pretty funky.

[hardnox71]

There is no better food to put into your stomach at three in the morning when you are completely hammered than good ol' White Castle.

'Sliders', as we call them here, have served me well in my younger days.

[TurdBerglar]

i never even seen a white castle

[avignon]

There is no better food to put into your stomach at three in the morning when you are completely hammered than good ol' White Castle.

'Sliders', as we call them here, have served me well in my younger days.
chili dog and a root beer float from a&w

[kll]

i really don't care for meat that much in general, but i love crispy chicken skin... gross, i know, but it's true...

[Chicka B]

Has anybody here ever heard of "extreme tots"? :D

[marsdaddy]

that peanut butter with the grape jelly in the jar with itGoobers!

I don't think any of this food tastes good...it's just easy to make.

[hardnox71]

i never even seen a white castle
They are all over the Mid West. The building looks like a little white castle and shit and their specialty is these little hamburgers and cheeseburgers. Like, if you split a dinner roll in half and stuck a mini beef patty in there you would have a White Castle. Sounds pretty nasty, I know, but they are sooooooooo gooooooooood.

[avignon]

Goobers!

I don't think any of this food tastes good...it's just easy to make.
yeah, I'm a grab-n-go kinda gal. Every once in awhile I get in the mood to really cook, and when I do, I really do. But cooking for one sucks.

[TurdBerglar]

that does sound really good

[avignon]

Turd, they probably sell frozen white castles at your grocery store like in a box of six or something.

[hardnox71]

that does sound really good
They got the cheeseburgers and the little double cheeseburgers and the little chopped grilled onions and the patties that taste like jalapeno.

OMG I'm fucking starving. Talk to you guys later.

[TurdBerglar]

Turd, they probably sell frozen white castles at your grocery store like in a box of six or something.


yes they do

[Lindsey_1535]

SO WAIT! You know what a pizza pop is right?

[TurdBerglar]

is that like pizza flavored soda?


hmm, that sounds interesting

[Lindsey_1535]

WHAT Nooo. dude come on. I don't think there just up here. (http://www.bytesize.com/pizzapops/) MAYBE I'm wrong.

[TurdBerglar]

never seen those

[Lindsey_1535]

Holy Crap. They are just for poor canadians then. :(

[Chicka B]

I've seen something like those, but they wasn't called pizza pops. I was thinking pizza popsickles ewww. :p

[TurdBerglar]

we have these things called pizza bites. they're like a mini pizza pocket

[zorra_chiflada]

That's just weird. Humans are meant to be carnivores. Otherwise you may as well just pull your canines and molars out.

YOU'RE LYING! WE USE THOSE TEETH TO CHEW VEGETABLES AS WELL

oh, and humans were meant to eat vegetables - that's why we have such long, long small intestines.

[zorra_chiflada]

WHAT Nooo. dude come on. I don't think there just up here. (http://www.bytesize.com/pizzapops/) MAYBE I'm wrong.
yeah we have them

but in australia we only have a fraction of the weird and wonderful junk food you have over in the US :(

[Medellia]

Man, a year ago this thread would have made me drool. But now it's just kinda sickening.