Last night at a meeting

[abcdefz]

...the woman speaking at AA had a very pretty face (very very pretty), nice body -- and absolutely waaaayyy too large breasts. I mean, huge. Before she started speaking, I thought, "I'll bet you anything part of her story is that she used to be in porn."

Close. She was an escort.

Anyway... she had a great story, and I felt bad for her, in a way -- she's clearly very bright, kind of funny, kind of charming, and now until she has surgery she'll have those breasts in the way.

It was hard (before she started speaking) not to objectify her. Once she started talking, I was able to look at her and not see the breasts, you know? But it took a while. I felt kind of bad because I had so many prejudices about how I knew what type of person she was "going to be." Yeesh.

She was very articulate. Nice story. I thanked her later.

But, man -- those breasts were huge. Looked like -- literally -- someone stuck a blown up balloon in each cup. Poor girl.

[mickill]

I can just picture you sitting there, the whole time, anxiously tapping your foot, salivating, scratching the back of your neck every couple of seconds. Nice of you to thank her or get a closer look afterwards, though.

[abcdefz]

Thanks.

Yeah -- I was planted in the front row, too. I'd meet her glance and hold very steady, then look in an obviously-other-than-her-breasts direction.

[adam_f]

Good thing you don't wear coke-bottle glasses.

[kll]

I don't really know why women feel the need to get boobs that big... It's one thing to want to feel better about yourself, but another to have some random guy (a-z) posting about your boobs the day after and basically being a joke to the rest of society...

Just as Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon is to blame - so are these psycho boob doctors who do such things...

[beastiegirrl101]

28 Days was on last night.

[adam_f]

I wouldn't want to get my boobs done because my nipples are too perfect.

[kll]

I wouldn't want to get my boobs done because my nipples are too perfect.

you're lucky... there's some icky male nipples out there...

[abcdefz]

...she's not pathetic, though; she's really dignified. It'd be worse if she were all ashamed and apologetic for it. I'm sure she doesn't have the money she used to; what's she supposed to do -- wear a sign that says "I'd go back if I could"?

Maybe she still likes 'em, for all I know. Regardless, she seems like a real lady, so props to her, I say. (y)

[TurdBerglar]

even d's are just are a bit too big.

[beastiegirrl101]

you're lucky... there's some icky male nipples out there...


my brother has pepperoni nipples. We call him Lou Maltitty

[mickill]

even d's are just are a bit too big.
Personally, I think anything over a QQ is just excessive.

[enree erzweglle]

But, man -- those breasts were huge. Looked like -- literally -- someone stuck a blown up balloon in each cup. Poor girl.
When she went shopping, do you think they were just out of b cups?

[enree erzweglle]

you're lucky... there's some icky male nipples out there...
Oh man, there's a woman at my gym with pencil top nipples and they're hugely long. I am gagging a little just typing this. She's thin and small-breasted, which makes those things look all that more frightening.

Personally, I like smaller breasts on a woman.

[adam_f]

Do they look like daggers eager to strike death upon all those who dare stare?

[enree erzweglle]

Do they look like daggers eager to strike death upon all those who dare stare?
God, you're making me think of them again. Fuck. They're bad. I've never seen anything like that and I've seen some scary shit in the locker rooms over the years.

Trying to get that image out of my head.
*thinks of the other woman at the gym*

[kll]

...she's not pathetic, though; she's really dignified. It'd be worse if she were all ashamed and apologetic for it. I'm sure she doesn't have the money she used to; what's she supposed to do -- wear a sign that says "I'd go back if I could"?

Maybe she still likes 'em, for all I know. Regardless, she seems like a real lady, so props to her, I say. (y)

dignified or not, she chose to have boobs that size and i just don't see how women (Pam Anderson included) can find that as acceptable to themselves... i would miss laying on my stomach, personally...

[adam_f]

If you lay on your stomach, then you would be pretty much propped up ready to read a book. That would be nice. Your elbows wouldn't hurt so much.

[TurdBerglar]

but what if someone jump on her back? they would burst

[kll]

If you lay on your stomach, then you would be pretty much propped up ready to read a book. That would be nice. Your elbows wouldn't hurt so much.

haha!

[abcdefz]

dignified or not, she chose to have boobs that size and i just don't see how women (Pam Anderson included) can find that as acceptable to themselves... i would miss laying on my stomach, personally...


But, see -- my guess it that it was a business decision she made a long time ago that, for now, she has to just live with.

Kind of the way an ex-gang member might still have their old tattoos or something. But larger.

[kll]

But larger.


ha!


I totally see your point and I am not arguing with that... my comment was more on women in general who choose to go with boobs that size... basically pointing out that if you go that big, then guys (like you) are going to be posting about it the next day and not in a "she's soooo hot, check out her tits" kinda way...



One of my co-workers goes in tomorrow to get her boobs done... she's a gorgeous girl with a beautiful figure and none of us see why she needs it, but she's doing it for her... one of her friends went and had them done, but they came out too big and now she wants redux surgery... weird... this is not deterring my co-worker friend though...

[Echewta]

28 Days was cool.

[abcdefz]

I totally see your point and I am not arguing with that... my comment was more on women in general who choose to go with boobs that size... basically pointing out that if you go that big, then guys (like you) are going to be posting about it the next day and not in a "she's soooo hot, check out her tits" kinda way...







...I hope it's very clear that I didn't find her breasts hot at all. In fact, it pretty much destroyed all the hotness she had, which was considerable.

[abcdefz]

28 Days was cool.



No, Chewie, you're cool. (y)

[kll]

...I hope it's very clear that I didn't find her breasts hot at all. In fact, it pretty much destroyed all the hotness she had, which was considerable.

my point exactly, you dork!!! :)

[Echewta]

No, Chewie, you're cool. (y)
*shuffles feet* Gosh ABCDEFzzzz, tee hee.

[abcdefz]

God, you're making me think of them again. Fuck. They're bad. I've never seen anything like that and I've seen some scary shit in the locker rooms over the years.

Trying to get that image out of my head.
*thinks of the other woman at the gym*



...see, now, I kinda like pencil-sized nipples, too. All shapes and sizes for me, 'til they reach circus-freakishness, I guess.

[abcdefz]

*shuffles feet* Gosh ABCDEFzzzz, tee hee.


Yer welcome.



Hey -- ! Wanna see some really big knockers? C'mon! I'll show you!

[enree erzweglle]

...see, now, I kinda like pencil-sized nipples, too. All shapes and sizes for me, 'til they reach circus-freakishness, I guess.
Then have I got a circus freak for you. These actually dangle.

[ToucanSpam]

Then have I got a circus freak for you. These actually dangle.
i just threw up a little in my mouth, just now.

[abcdefz]

Then have I got a circus freak for you. These actually dangle.



That's a bit much. :eek:





























































..except now I have "Let 'em Dangle" in my head, which isn't a bad thing.



"...if killing anybody is a terrible crime
Why does this bloodthristy chorus
Come 'round from time to time?
'Let 'em dangle!!!
'Let 'em dangle!!!'
Dee dee dee dee dee do de doot doot doot
'Let 'em dangle!
Let' em dangle!'"

[enree erzweglle]

i just threw up a little in my mouth, just now.
Hi, TS. How ya doin aside of that vomiting thing?

Yes, dangle. I'm usually not picky. These are scary. I could describe other aspects of them if you want. Her locker is right next to mine and they're often right there.

And right behind my locker is a woman with the most perfect breasts that I have ever seen--face-to-face or otherwise.

[ToucanSpam]

Hi, TS. How ya doin aside of that vomiting thing?

Yes, dangle. I'm usually not picky. These are scary. I could describe other aspects of them if you want. Her locker is right next to mine and they're often right there.

And right behind my locker is a woman with the most perfect breasts that I have ever seen--face-to-face or otherwise.
Vomiting aside, Im excited for another birthday thread. :)


This topic is particularly gross. :(

[enree erzweglle]

That's a bit much. :eek:
I told you. I'm easy. Not picky. These are weird. They look normal in clothes.

And tomorrow morning when they're right in my face, I'll remember this thread and maybe I'll throw up a little in my mouth too.

[kll]

i just threw up a little in my mouth, just now.

i swear, i thought skye said this yesterday...