Fuck dating.

[DipDipDive]

Fuck exchanging numbers. Fuck putting on your best face for strangers who your friends think would be "good for you." Fuck going out for dinner and a movie. Fuck the whole "getting to know you" phase.

I hate this shit.

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

Yeah, you might as well start hitting up the animal shelters and stocking up on cats cuz it's gonna be a long, lonely road. But, it's obviously everybody else. Hey, have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!! (y) (y) (y)

[DipDipDive]

Yeah, you might as well start hitting up the animal shelters and stocking up on cats cuz it's gonna be a long, lonely road. But, it's obviously everybody else. Hey, have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!! (y) (y) (y)

Thanks for the words of wisdom, Casanova.

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

No problem, Miss Havasham.

[TurdBerglar]

it would be cool if a hot chick moved in next door.

[DipDipDive]

No problem, Miss Havasham.

You spelled that wrong.

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

You spelled that wrong.


And that one letter is what makes you a genius and me a complete moron.

[DipDipDive]

And that one letter is what makes you a genius and me a complete moron.

No, there's definitely a lot more to it than that...

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

No, there's definitely a lot more to it than that...


And the evidence keeps piling up. You talk to me for a month and think you know everything about me? Fuck you. You don't have the slightest clue. I let you flame me and let it be to try and be civil, but lately it seems everything I post, you have something shitty to say. So, again, fuck you, and happy man-hunting, Xena.

[DipDipDive]

And the evidence keeps piling up. You talk to me for a month and think you know everything about me? Fuck you. You don't have the slightest clue. I let you flame me and let it be to try and be civil, but lately it seems everything I post, you have something shitty to say. So, again, fuck you, and happy man-hunting, Xena.

Uh. Well. Alright.

It suddenly smells like irony in here...

[DipDipDive]

well if you don't want to date, do you want to fuck?

I don't quite know how to go about answering this one in a tactful manner.

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

Uh. Well. Alright.

It suddenly smells like irony in here...


Whatever, I'm done. Have fun charging your fingers rent.

[afronaut]

Aight, don't fret. This what you do, alright? Listen here. Listen. Ok, what you need, is a friend, a digital camera, a ghetto blaster, and some funky ass jams. alright? follow me so far? Ok, so you don't really need the camera, but if you do people will think they are on going to be on some new MTV show, and that you will be famous and on MTV. Which is always a plus. Ok? Ok, so what you do. You walk around town or some shit, alright, and when you spot a fine piece of ass you want to get to know a little better, you walk up and you go, "DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?????"


Ok, this person is probably going to say something like "YES". That is when you go, "TINA(or whatever your friends name is). GHETTO BLASTER." Your friend Tina passes you the ghetto blaster, or like, throws it at you (which is cooler) which you then proceed to play your funky ass jams on and a spontaneous DANCE PARTY breaks out with the fine piece of ass you are seducing. And you will get laid. It is like Trigger Happy TV only funkier. Trust me, it works.


I've got like 5 guys numbers so far. Honest to god. Total hunks.





(make sure you wear a miniskirt.)





(also make sure your friend is ugly or fat.)

[DipDipDive]

Whatever, I'm done. Have fun charging your fingers rent.

Dude. That's what you said like six months ago. Did I ask you to respond to this thread? No, I didn't. Jesus christ.

[DipDipDive]

Aight, don't fret. This what you do, alright? Listen here. Listen. Ok, what you need, is a friend, a digital camera, a ghetto blaster, and some funky ass jams. alright? follow me so far? Ok, so you don't really need the camera, but if you do people will think they are on going to be on some new MTV show, and that you will be famous and on MTV. Which is always a plus. Ok? Ok, so what you do. You walk around town or some shit, alright, and when you spot a fine piece of ass you want to get to know a little better, you walk up and you go, "DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?????"


Ok, this person is probably going to say something like "YES". That is when you go, "TINA(or whatever your friends name is). GHETTO BLASTER." Your friend Tina passes you the ghetto blaster, or like, throws it at you (which is cooler) which you then proceed to play your funky ass jams on and a spontaneous DANCE PARTY breaks out with the fine piece of ass you are seducing. And you will get laid. It is like Trigger Happy TV only funkier. Trust me, it works.


I've got like 5 guys numbers so far. Honest to god. Total hunks.





(make sure you wear a miniskirt.)





(also make sure your friend is ugly or fat.)

I don't have any ugly, fat friends. Or a ghetto blaster, for that matter. :(

[afronaut]

I don't have any ugly, fat friends. Or a ghetto blaster, for that matter. :(
What the frig? Everyone knows ugly, fat friends and ghetto blasters are like, essential, in the whole dating game.






....have you tried bear traps?

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

Dude. That's what you said like six months ago. Did I ask you to respond to this thread? No, I didn't. Jesus christ.


Show me where I said that six months ago, smartass. And by the way, the C should be capitalized.

[DipDipDive]

....have you tried bear traps?

You mean to trap men or to wrangle some fat, ugly friends?

[Fade2White]

whooaaaa this is a thread im staying out of

[Fade2White]

p.s. the whitesox suck the twins are a comin

[DipDipDive]

p.s. the whitesox suck the twins are a comin

HAHAHAHA

Now THIS is an argument that's actually worth my time!

Are you on shrooms or something?

[Tzar]

hey triple dee, wanna trade numbers?

[BOBBY DIGITAL]

HAHAHAHA

Now THIS is an argument that's actually worth my time!



Maybe you'd have time for a rubuttal if you stopped PMing me.

IM OUT.

[afronaut]

You mean to trap men or to wrangle some fat, ugly friends?
To wrangle some fat, ugly men of course.


But seriously, think about where you live for a second. The whole bear trap approach to dating is probably a lot more commonplace than you might first suspect.

[DipDipDive]

Maybe you'd have time for a rubuttal if you stopped PMing me.

IM OUT.

Well, ya see, Randy, I'm charging these fingers of mine such an exorbitantly high rent and I wanted them to get their money's worth. Or something. Ya know?

Yes, please leave. This thread will probably be fun without you.

[DipDipDive]

To wrangle some fat, ugly men of course.


But seriously, think about where you live for a second. The whole bear trap approach to dating is probably a lot more commonplace than you might first suspect.

You might be on to something...

[DipDipDive]

hey triple dee, wanna trade numbers?

:mad:

[afronaut]

hey triple dee, wanna trade numbers?
No, no, no. You're taking the wrong approach here. Ask her if she likes to dance. But make sure you have a ghetto blaster and a fat ugly friend on hand first.

[Echewta]

Sounds like Bobby and DDD skipped the dating and went right for the breaking up. RIP BOBBY AND DDD.

Dating sucks but thats the way it goes. Dust yourself off Sosa and step back up to the plate. Can't strike out all the time.

[afronaut]

RIP Johnny Knoxville :(

[DipDipDive]

Dating sucks but thats the way it goes. Dust yourself off Sosa and step back up to the plate. Can't strike out all the time.

That was totally and completely uncalled for.

[jabumbo]

Dust yourself off Sosa and step back up to the plate. Can't strike out all the time.


tell that to Adam Dunn

[ToucanSpam]

tell that to Adam Dunn
:D HA

[jennyb]

Seriously, just look the other way and don't even try the (god awful) 'dating' game. When you least expect it, someone super cool will be in the picture. Some of the best relationships blindside you.

[jabumbo]

:D HA


c'mon america! you can't let a canadian be the only one to get it!

[mickill]

wait what???? was DDD and Afro a hoax???? :confused:
Yes. It was all just an elaborate scheme to get people to believe that afronaut is actually a he and that DDD is in fact a she.

[Sarky Devotchka]

RIP Johnny Knoxville :(


:mad:

[monkey]

ok ok ok. i had a date today and it was kinda nice. i just wanted to say that. you may go back on your regularly scheduled bullshit.

[afronaut]

wait what???? was DDD and Afro a hoax???? :confused:
How could we resist? You're all so gullible, and it seemed like all the cool people were doing it at the time.





I think this should go down as the greatest BBMB hoax of all time.






oh PS at least your friends don't try to hook you up with 15 year olds.

[miss soul fire]

How do you people get dates?? :mad::mad: You just born and that's it?? :confused:

[wanton wench]

all men are assholes (no offense) and women are bitches (dont deny it)
so whats the point
love is a waste of time and lookin for love is a waste of energy

[Echewta]

I was raised thinking that love was exciting and new :mad:

[wanton wench]

I was raised thinking that love was exciting and new :mad:

ha ha ha only when it is new is it exciting and then you learn the truth and it get old real quick!

[Echewta]

Stop it! I thought if I let it float, it will come back to me! :(

[Mot]

I thought this thread was about a new type of dating. :confused:

[wanton wench]

Stop it! I thought if I let it float, it will come back to me! :(
no thats if you let it go it will come back to you! ;)

[Echewta]

Oh. So is love lifes sweetest reward or not?

[marsdaddy]

Love is a Battlefield!

[miss soul fire]

I was raised thinking that love was exciting and new :mad:
Seriously, that was waayyy wayyy back. I mean, your birth date.:p :D

[Echewta]

*punches MSF*

[miss soul fire]

*punches MSF*
*Takes the elderly to the asylum*

:D

[Echewta]

*takes out teeth and gums your neck with white wiskers hanging off of chin*

[mp-seventythree]

I thought this thread was about a new type of dating. :confused:

:D (y)

[wanton wench]

Oh. So is love lifes sweetest reward or not?
sex is lifes sweetest reward, love is lifes punishment!

[skinnybutphat]

I never had a meaningful relationship result from a 'date', all my good relationships came from hooking up with girls I was friends with and such.

[paul jones]

Fuck exchanging numbers. Fuck putting on your best face for strangers who your friends think would be "good for you." Fuck going out for dinner and a movie. Fuck the whole "getting to know you" phase.

I hate this shit.

Yeah,all that stuff is depressing

get on the PS2 and get 'Destroy All Humans'. I was playing it tonight at my friends' house because he rented it out

it's pretty good cos you are the alien killing all humans with anal probes and sucking their brains out for DNA (y)