so i found out that one of my best friends has never masturbated. [Archive]

tulla

07-20-2005, 10:19 AM

i almost died when she told me that.

and when we were discussing masturbation she kept asking questions on how to do it and it almost seemed like she didn't even know where her clit was :eek:

now, i knew she was a prude and very sexually shy, but i at least figured she had masturbated, especially considering how big of a freak her mom is with all of her dildo and bj talk and having over 120 sex partners.

i feel like i need to take her under my wings and teach her how important masturbation truly is to one's sex life.

it boggles my mind, man.

greenidentity

07-20-2005, 10:21 AM

I don't get that shit either.

How can someone not discover that they have a spot that FEELS GOOD when they touch it?

Nuzzolese

07-20-2005, 10:22 AM

She's lying. She's never touched herself with her hands, that's all.

mickill

07-20-2005, 10:23 AM

i feel like i need to take her under my wings and teach her how important masturbation truly is to one's sex life.

Uh, it wouldn't be masturbation if you're successful in seducing her, you perv.

beastieangel01

07-20-2005, 10:24 AM

that's nuts.

Teach her. It's the only way she will figure out what she likes and have fun later with a partner.

tulla

07-20-2005, 10:28 AM

I don't get that shit either.

How can someone not discover that they have a spot that FEELS GOOD when they touch it?

i know! it's crazy because she was pretty much asking me and our other friend allie where the clit was located.

allie and i were all like, "OMGGG ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!" and i think i yelled, "YOU HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR CLIT IS?!" and i bet the people in the restaurant were all like *GASP*

i was waiting for allie to pull her pants down and show her but she never did.

wanton wench

07-20-2005, 10:32 AM

buy her a present! ;)

tulla

07-20-2005, 10:33 AM

i did tell her that she needs to start doing it asap.
haha. she was like, "do you do it until you orgasm?"

oh, she cracks me up.

but check it out, this is how shy and scared of sex she is, she's been dating this guy for like five weeks now and she hasn't even touched his wang yet.

Echewta

07-20-2005, 10:35 AM

Have her join the gym.

Nuzzolese

07-20-2005, 10:36 AM

Teach her the joys of slutdom, yes I'm sure her life will be much more fulfilling after she touches a wang. :rolleyes:

tulla

07-20-2005, 10:36 AM

buy her a present! ;)

you know, it's funny because i figured her mom would have purchased her a toy by now.
her mom has two dildos. a black one and a white one. blacky and whitey.
and when her mom was in college she had a competition with her cousin to see who could have the most sex partners. nicole's mom had like 120 partners while the cousin had like over 150 partners. :(

tulla

07-20-2005, 10:39 AM

Teach her the joys of slutdom, yes I'm sure her life will be much more fulfilling after she touches a wang. :rolleyes:

why are you rolling your eyes?

if touching the wang that belongs to someone you're dating is wrong then i don't wanna be right.

i just can't believe that she hasn't even poked it yet.

wanton wench

07-20-2005, 10:47 AM

you know, it's funny because i figured her mom would have purchased her a toy by now.
her mom has two dildos. a black one and a white one. blacky and whitey.
and when her mom was in college she had a competition with her cousin to see who could have the most sex partners. nicole's mom had like 120 partners while the cousin had like over 150 partners. :(

well, its a friends job! ;) are you a good friend or not?

Nuzzolese

07-20-2005, 10:51 AM

why are you rolling your eyes?

if touching the wang that belongs to someone you're dating is wrong then i don't wanna be right.

i just can't believe that she hasn't even poked it yet.

I'm rolling me eyers berscuzz touching wang doesn't have anything to do with touching poon. If that were true then jerk-happy dudes would be good at poking me and I don't see a correlation. I bet she rubs against things.

Poked what, the wang or the clit?

tulla

07-20-2005, 10:55 AM

oh, i see.

she's never seen a penis in real life, it's about time she has. one that she can poke at, with a stick.

Anne Lauren

07-20-2005, 10:57 AM

oh, i see.

she's never seen a penis in real life, it's about time she has. one that she can poke at, with a stick.

How old is she?

tulla

07-20-2005, 11:13 AM

22.

cj hood

07-20-2005, 11:31 AM

Anne Lauren

07-20-2005, 12:01 PM

22.

Actually, I knew this girl in college, so she was also in her early twenties at the time, and she swore up and down that she had never masterbated.

I honestly don't see how that could be possible. It's probably one of my most favorite things to do.

DipDipDive

07-20-2005, 01:59 PM

One of my good friends is 23 and she's never had an orgasm. I keep telling her that the only way she'll learn what pleases her in that department is to masturbate more often, but she says the reason she never masturbates is because the orgasm thing frustrates her. It's a vicious, vicious cycle. :(

TAL

07-20-2005, 02:03 PM

I know a girl who's 26 and has only had one orgasm in her life, and that was mostly by accident. She always stops before the orgasm because she's afraid to lose control if she goes over the edge.

DipDipDive

07-20-2005, 02:09 PM

I know a girl who's 26 and has only had one orgasm in her life, and that was mostly by accident. She always stops before the orgasm because she's afraid to lose control if she goes over the edge.

Okay, first of all, how does one "accidentally" have an orgasm?

And second, why would someone intentionally stop herself from having one? Isn't that, like, ya know, the goal of these kinds of activities?

wanton wench

07-20-2005, 02:11 PM

Okay, first of all, how does one "accidentally" have an orgasm?

And second, why would someone intentionally stop herself from having one? Isn't that, like, ya know, the goal of these kinds of activities?
exactly what i was thinking!

TAL

07-20-2005, 02:13 PM

Good thing I'm here to explain then :rolleyes:

It had something to do with a shower. She was masturbating but was prepared to stop when it got too good. But she either waited too long or hit some really nice spot.

I have asked her many times why she stops, and like I said in my previous post, she's afraid to lose control.

beastiegirrl101

07-20-2005, 02:16 PM

I love losing control.. .

Anne Lauren

07-20-2005, 02:19 PM

TAL

07-20-2005, 02:20 PM

She's not having orgasms.

beastiegirrl101

07-20-2005, 02:21 PM

Lose control? What kind of fucking orgasms is she having here? Like does she go into violent convulsions or something?

(y)

Anne Lauren

07-20-2005, 02:25 PM

She's not having orgasms.

I know cause of the loseing control bit, but she's had one before...accidentally in the shower (which I wouldn't mind investing in a shower like that...that would rock!) so apparently she must of lost control then and it must have been pretty bad because she's afaid to experience it again.

TAL

07-20-2005, 02:26 PM

No, she actually liked the orgasm she had. But still too scared.

beastiegirrl101

07-20-2005, 02:28 PM

If France they call an orgasm le petite morte. . "the small / little death" they think you die a little bit more / faster when you orgasm

Anne Lauren

07-20-2005, 02:38 PM

No, she actually liked the orgasm she had. But still too scared.

Now, that's some weird shit...scared of an orgasm?

Seriously though, ask her what kind of shower she has...I mean, a shower that accidently gives you orgasms. :D

TAL

07-20-2005, 02:40 PM

Will do. Although I doubt it was a special one. She just happened to use it in a way that worked.

I'm sure you have one of those showers yourself.

Anne Lauren

07-20-2005, 02:43 PM

Will do. Although I doubt it was a special one. She just happened to use it in a way that worked.

I'm sure you have one of those showers yourself.

No, apparently not...I've actually put some effort into it and no success. She's having them and not even wanting to.

TAL

07-20-2005, 02:44 PM

Not them, just one.

ToucanSpam

07-20-2005, 02:45 PM

Would anyone believe me if I said I never wanked?

TAL

07-20-2005, 02:47 PM

Oh yeah, you don't have a lot of those over there. That was sort of surprising on my trip. Almost all are detachable over here. That could be Anne's problem.

Anne Lauren

07-20-2005, 02:48 PM

Detachable showerheads are a must for single sexually-deprived women.

damn.

Humm? Me? Are you saying that as a cut-down? :confused:

Anne Lauren

07-20-2005, 02:50 PM

Oh yeah, you don't have a lot of those over there. That was sort of surprising on my trip. Almost all are detachable over here. That could be Anne's problem.

Maybe?

TAL

07-20-2005, 02:51 PM

Maybe?
I guess you have to try one to find out.

Anne Lauren

07-20-2005, 02:55 PM

Ummmm...no. I dont generally cut people down, as a personal rule.

I was being serious and answering your question as to what kind of shower it was.

put that thing on massage...

whoa.

I havent used one in years, but the memories will last a lifetime. (y)

That's cool...the single, sexually-deprived comment through me off. And I didn't know if you might have had a reason to say that in a bad way or not...if you know what I'm talking about.

beastieangel01

07-20-2005, 03:03 PM

I've tried the shower-head thing and it never really gets me anywhere. I guess here and there it got me started, but that's about it.

beastiegirrl101

07-20-2005, 03:05 PM

I can't O standing up....I guess I am weird.

Anne Lauren

07-20-2005, 03:08 PM

Hmmm

well i dont know if you are single or sexually deprived so I wouldnt jump to that assumption. It was just a blanket statement. Sorry.

I am of the opinion that it is essential for anyone who isnt having sex regularly. if you are, then it's optional.

Hey, I pmed you. It's all good! ;)

Well, actually I think it would be a great investment all around for a woman...single, married, all kinds. (y)

ToucanSpam

07-20-2005, 03:09 PM

My showerhead spits bullets of water, I dont know how to make it cool out and just drizzle.

Anne Lauren

07-20-2005, 03:12 PM

I can't O standing up....I guess I am weird.

No, you're not weird. I can only do it when I'm on top. I don't need or really care for all that fancy stuff either. It looks cool in pornos, but, nah...just doesn't do it for me. Plus, I have to be with the right guy.

Echewta

07-20-2005, 03:41 PM

I can O standing up, sitting down, walking sideways, swimming, pretending to be a crab and walking around the room, etc.

wanton wench

07-20-2005, 03:53 PM

wow!!!!!!!!1

cosmo105

07-20-2005, 04:58 PM

the day is wasted unless you've had at least two orgasms

rirv

07-20-2005, 05:18 PM

This sounds like a really bad episode of Sex & the City.

GetYourWarOn

07-20-2005, 05:23 PM

i guess it's kind of ironic that i've already pleasured myself to this thread 3 times today. (y)

Anne Lauren

07-20-2005, 05:25 PM

i guess it's kind of ironic that i've already pleasured myself to this thread 3 times today. (y)

Nice! (y) Wackin' it to the message board.

tracky

07-20-2005, 05:28 PM

I can only do it when I'm on top.

do the neighbors complain about the noises above?

Anne Lauren

07-20-2005, 05:32 PM

do the neighbors complain about the noises above?

Only when their participateing with us. I tend to sometimes get a little loud.

kll

07-20-2005, 05:34 PM

I've tried the shower-head thing and it never really gets me anywhere. I guess here and there it got me started, but that's about it.

you need massive water pressure for it to work... it only worked for me in europe with a hand held nozzle...

Anne Lauren

07-20-2005, 05:47 PM

you need massive water pressure for it to work... it only worked for me in europe with a hand held nozzle...

What's up with the European showers. That's the second time someone's made that comment.

RobMoney

07-20-2005, 06:04 PM

nicole's mom had like 120 partners while the cousin had like over 150 partners. :(

Kinda sucks to sleep with 120 guys and still lose in a landslide.

RobMoney

07-20-2005, 06:05 PM

the cousin had like over 150 partners. :(

the cousin had like over 150 partners. :(

the cousin had like over 150 partners. :(

the cousin had like over 150 partners. :(

the cousin had like over 150 partners. :(

Ferdinand_2

07-20-2005, 06:19 PM

i feel like i need to take her under my wings and teach her how important masturbation truly is to one's sex life.
¿Is it important?

kll

07-20-2005, 06:26 PM

¿Is it important?
you don't think it is?

miss soul fire

07-20-2005, 06:42 PM

I wish I was her.

zorra_chiflada

07-20-2005, 09:21 PM

not every single person in the world is sexually driven you know. some don't have a desire for sex. it doesn't make them a prude.

tracky

07-20-2005, 10:16 PM

But deep down she probably is sexually driven, just not for pleasure. I guess she sees sex as a purposful act. Maybe once she gets a taste she will change her mind a bit. I think I'd actually like to find a girl like this, cause there's a good chance it doesn't matter how bad you perform ;) Nah, really, I don't like sluts.

Ferdinand_2

07-21-2005, 08:40 AM

you don't think it is?
Nah!

tulla

07-21-2005, 10:18 AM

not every single person in the world is sexually driven you know. some don't have a desire for sex. it doesn't make them a prude.

oh, i know. however, this is definitely not the case with nicole. that's why i was so shocked. she's even called herself a prude before.

Echewta

07-21-2005, 10:22 AM

Introduce her to a spatula.

Anne Lauren

07-21-2005, 01:49 PM

oh, i know. however, this is definitely not the case with nicole. that's why i was so shocked. she's even called herself a prude before.

That is crazy...however, some people are more sexual than others. Has a lot to do with your hormones, too. Maybe her's are out of balance or something? They've come out with pills for women like that...I've seen the commercials.

g-mile7

07-21-2005, 02:13 PM

Introduce her to a spatula.

or the cucumber take tossing salad to a "hole" new level (I kid)

hpdrifter

07-21-2005, 02:16 PM

why are you rolling your eyes?

if touching the wang that belongs to someone you're dating is wrong then i don't wanna be right.

i just can't believe that she hasn't even poked it yet.

You're supposed to poke it?

Anne Lauren

07-21-2005, 02:19 PM

You're supposed to poke it?

Stroke it, not poke it! :D

hpdrifter

07-21-2005, 02:21 PM

but check it out, this is how shy and scared of sex she is, she's been dating this guy for like five weeks now and she hasn't even touched his wang yet.

Ha, ha! She said wang.

I don't know why that makes me laugh so hard but it does.

kll

07-21-2005, 04:17 PM

Nah!
maybe you're not doing it right?

CiaoBella

07-21-2005, 04:18 PM

maybe you're not doing it right?

maybe he has never done it.

kll

07-21-2005, 04:22 PM

maybe he has never done it.

i am going with that idea as well...

Ferdinand_2

07-21-2005, 05:36 PM

¿WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

kll

07-21-2005, 05:54 PM

¿WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

we
have
come
to
the
conclusion
that
you
have
never
masturbated
either