Dirty Laundry

[mickill]

Everybody's taking indirect shots at the next man/woman/child/gimped up primate, but nobody seems to really know what the basis for any of this hostility is. On the board, we occasionally get a glance, but rarely do we get a peak behind the scenes to see what the reasons for the belligerent attitudes actually are. Let's do that.

-My beef with avignon is fairly straightforward; she's a potentially dangerous, obsessed psychotic bitch that's been stalking me for like the last week. I've had it up to here. I can't sleep, I can't eat...she's scaring the rabbits. Anyhow, I hope it stops.

-kll rates about a zero in the class department, as further established recently by the irrefutable evidence of just how bad her taste is, in that gaudy LV purse thread/poll she started yesterday. Someone help this woman.

-Echewta keeps talking about how he likes to tan on the hood of his car, and allows chocolate to melt on his chest while he does so. It's disgustiung. No, I don't want pictures. No, I don't want you to send me any chocolates laced with your man sweat. I've asked that he not divulge so much, but if you know Echewta, you know that he has very little respect for other people's wishes.

There's no need for "board drama" or "sound-offs". People should just speak openly about what irks them.

[afronaut]

Cosmo. Listen cosmo, I'm flattered. But no. Back off, bitch. Lately you've been really coming onto me. Hard. And I just think its horrible that you'd do this behind Steger's back, and it's just real shitty. I'm sorry sweetcheeks, but I just aint down wit dat. The whole offering to fly down to Tennessee so you can hold me thing? Yeah, thats just creepy man. I mean, you could at least offer to fly me to Cali instead.

The Notorious LOL. Dude, for the last time, NO. I dont want to be a part of your internet rap posse.

[Anne Lauren]

Everybody's taking indirect shots at the next man/woman/child/gimped up primate, but nobody seems to really know what the basis for any of this hostility is. On the board, we occasionally get a glance, but rarely do we get a peak behind the scenes to see what the reasons for the belligerent attitudes actually are. Let's do that.

-My beef with avignon is fairly straightforward; she's a potentially dangerous, obsessed psychotic bitch that's been stalking me for like the last week. I've had it up to here. I can't sleep, I can't eat...she's scaring the rabbits. Anyhow, I hope it stops.

-kll rates about a zero in the class department, as further established recently by the irrefutable evidence of just how bad her taste is, in that gaudy LV purse thread/poll she started yesterday. Someone help this woman.

-Echewta keeps talking about how he likes to tan on the hood of his car, and allows chocolate to melt on his chest while he does so. It's disgustiung. No, I don't want pictures. No, I don't want you to send me any chocolates laced with your man sweat. I've asked that he not divulge so much, but if you know Echewta, you know that he has very little respect for other people's wishes.

There's no need for "board drama" or "sound-offs". People should just speak openly about what irks them.

Hey, I'm all about it sometimes. But, nah, I'm too nice, I guess.
Plus, you end up spending your whole time battleing it out with people on here. And, Q-drop's the only person I know that lives for that shit.

And, yeah, I bet you just got a lot off you're chest just now by venting all you're "confessions" on how you truely feel about these people.

[Anne Lauren]

Cosmo. Listen cosmo, I'm flattered. But no. Back off, bitch. Lately you've been really coming onto me. Hard. And I just think its horrible that you'd do this behind Steger's back, and it's just real shitty. I'm sorry sweetcheeks, but I just aint down wit dat. The whole offering to fly down to Tennessee so you can hold me thing? Yeah, thats just creepy man. I mean, you could at least offer to fly me to Cali instead.

The Notorious LOL. Dude, for the last time, NO. I dont want to be a part of your internet rap posse.

Where do you live again in TN?

[mickill]

Yes, Anne Lauren. It felt good. Good and cathartic.

[beastieangel01]

nice.

[Anne Lauren]

Yes, Anne Lauren. It felt good. Good and cathartic.

Great! I mean, that's excellent! I am thrilled! (y)

By the way, you're baby is adorable.

[TAL]

One word: handwriting

[mickill]

One word: handwriting
Four words: Remember to kill TAL

[Anne Lauren]

Alright...I'm going to go smoke a cigarette now because this thread just isn't flowing right and it's just not doing it for me.

[mickill]

By the way, you're baby is adorable.
Thanks, I'm sure you're adorable, too......baby.

[afronaut]

Where do you live again in TN?
uh oh

[Anne Lauren]

Four words: Remember to kill TAL

Alright, now what the fuck are you two talking about? I this was about getting behind the scenes here.

[Echewta]

I wish Pauli would finally get it in her thick skull that I'm not interested in investing in ATMs with her. Yea yea, they are cheap. Yea yea, we could start an empire. Yea yea, south american flags on nut vendor wagons. Its not going to happen, go bug someone else which as everyone knows, isn't very hard to do.

Beastiegirrl101 and I have been fighting for a long time. Before she even came on the board. I don't even want to share why because I still have a scar from the teeth marks and it pisses me off.

Mickill is twisting our beef around to make him look good but it just hurts the both of us.

[DroppinScience]

Who let Anne Lauren use the computer again? :(

[beastiegirrl101]

Alright, now what the fuck are you two talking about? I this was about getting behind the scenes here.

You're just not hip to the scene annie ;)

[Anne Lauren]

Thanks, I'm sure you're adorable, too......baby.

Huh? Where did that come from?

You go from cold to hot just like that. You're toying with my emotions here.

[wanton wench]

cant we all just get along!















but really if i have something to say, i'm going to say it.
i dont care who i offend or piss off.
i'm not here to impress anyone!
life is too short to not be honest.
cheers!

[Anne Lauren]

Who let Anne Lauren use the computer again? :(

Alright now, what you're deal with me? Confess.

[mickill]

Alright, now what the fuck are you two talking about? I this was about getting behind the scenes here.
TAL thinks I have girly handwriting. He's trying to emasculate me. I promised him I would kill him. I was supposed to last week, but I lost the post it note I had written it on. But this time, I wrote it on my hand. So say goodbye to TAL.

[TAL]

I never said you have girly handwriting. I said you had the girliest handwriting of the 3 who wrote on the card.

[DroppinScience]

TAL thinks I have girly handwriting. He's trying to emasculate me. I promised him I would kill him. I was supposed to last week, but I lost the post it note I had written it on. But this time, I wrote it on my hand. So say goodbye to TAL.

You better hope you don't wash your hands, mickill. Otherwise you'll forget again. :D

[Echewta]

P.S. Here I am Mickill (http://www.chocolate.org/misc/hot-chocolate.jpg)

[Anne Lauren]

uh oh

Oh I get it...you're just so hot and desired, that you're afraid that I might hunt you down and stalk you.

Look, just because it happens to you frequently doesn't mean that all women are like that.

[DroppinScience]

Alright now, what you're deal with me? Confess.

I'm just more confounded that you bitched out at the entire message board for being a bunch of friendless losers who only talk about Star Wars or masturbation. It was an epic long treatise about how horrible we all are and how you're the hottest thing to ever grace the world and you were one of the people who picked on people like us during high school.

You presumably storm off only to return with more of the same. Don't you have some cheer team practice to prepare for that pep rally?

BE AGGRESSIVE! Be, be, aggressive!

[Anne Lauren]

You better hope you don't wash your hands, mickill. Otherwise you'll forget again. :D

I'm waiting.

Or did you really think that I had actually been banned from my computer? ;)

[mickill]

I never said you have girly handwriting. I said you had the girliest handwriting of the 3 who wrote on the card.
Oh, well that's different.

Sorry for threatening to end your life, TAL. I feel bad for saying that I was going to stop your heart. :(

[Echewta]

BE AGGRESSIVE! Be, be, aggressive!

Hell'yea! Faith No More!

[TAL]

Oh, well that's different.

Sorry for threatening to end your life, TAL. I feel bad for saying that I was going to stop your heart. :(
Just a simple misunderstanding. It can happen to anyone.

[Anne Lauren]

I'm just more confounded that you bitched out at the entire message board for being a bunch of friendless losers who only talk about Star Wars or masturbation. It was an epic long treatise about how horrible we all are and how you're the hottest thing to ever grace the world and you were one of the people who picked on people like us during high school.

You presumably storm off only to return with more of the same. Don't you have some cheer team practice to prepare for that pep rally?

BE AGGRESSIVE! Be, be, aggressive!

Oh yeah...that thread. Look, DS, you can't hold grudges...it's not healthy and it's non-constructive. I'm sorry...I'm sure if we went to highschool together, I would have never picked on you. :p And I was seriously just kidding. :)

And, actually, the answer is no, our pep rally is not today. Actually, I quit doing that because I'm moving in a couple of weeks. No more pep rallies for Anne. :(

[kll]

at least my gaudy purses are REAL... yours on the other hand read Louis Uuitton... yet, you still insist on parading those fuckers around town like your shit don't stink...


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[DroppinScience]

Oh yeah...that thread. Look, DS, you can't hold grudges...it's not healthy and it's non-constructive. I'm sorry...I'm sure if we went to highschool together, I would have never picked on you. :p And I was seriously just kidding. :)

And, actually, the answer is no, our pep rally is not today. Actually, I quit doing that because I'm moving in a couple of weeks. No more pep rallies for Anne. :(

So how are those pom-poms?

[Anne Lauren]

So how are those pom-poms?

Still mad or do you have a genuine concern? ;)

[mickill]

at least my gaudy purses are REAL... yours on the other hand read Louis Uuitton... yet, you still insist on parading those fuckers around town like your shit don't stink...


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I hope you burn in hell!

[Anne Lauren]

Alright, I'll chill in this thread and check back into my thread soon. It seems to be going rather well over there.

[monkey]

i wish everyone would eat chocolate chip cookies like i asked them to.

if you're not, then -shitlisted-

[DroppinScience]

Still mad or do you have a genuine concern? ;)

Just being a smart-ass. :p

[mickill]

I wish Mike would stop borrowing my hotpants and my belly shirts. Every time he returns them they are all stretched out and shit.


You're just mad because I put the hot in the hotpants. On you, they're just lukewarmpants.

[CiaoBella]

You're just mad because I put the hot in the hotpants. On you, they're just lukewarmpants.

post of the day. hands down...still laughing.

[Echewta]

Oh and the Echewta option in polls is also lame.

The more i hear it, the more its a compliment. Thank you sir.

[kll]

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I hope you burn in hell!



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[kll]

Little j: Your posts about you masturbating or engaging in sex or any other sexual post is too much. It's disgusting and unneeded. Start posting stuff more worthwhile.

Toucanspam: Maybe I'm late on this, but enough Star Wars talk. It's annoying.

Yeah, more to come if I think of any.

Oh and the Echewta option in polls is also lame.

You didn't hear? Little J no longer comes here - the convent doesn't have internet access...

[cosmo105]

afro. please. let's just give it one more try. steger's okay with it. he wants in, actually. you and me and steger. we could do this. we could make it work, baby. let's just try it, and see how it goes. we'll treat you so good. we'll make you so happy. anything you want, you'll have, i swear it, baby. don't walk away from this. you know you can't. this is what you want, what you need. give us one more chance, baby. please, baby.



aimee - fuck you, eat the goddamn onions.

[afronaut]

afro. please. let's just give it one more try. steger's okay with it. he wants in, actually. you and me and steger. we could do this. we could make it work, baby. let's just try it, and see how it goes. we'll treat you so good. we'll make you so happy. anything you want, you'll have, i swear it, baby. don't walk away from this. you know you can't. this is what you want, what you need. give us one more chance, baby. please, baby.

anything I want?

[DipDipDive]

Thank God. I thought this thread was going to be about that fruity fucking Don Henley song.

[kll]

anything I want?
cosmo told me when i returned her call that she wants to lick your anus... now, THAT is dirty laundry...

[cosmo105]

anything. name it. you want puppies? i'll give you puppies. you want s&m? i'll give you puppies wearing leather. you want a hobo to kill with a hammer? i'll deliver. ANYTHING.

[DipDipDive]

KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE UP
KICK 'EM WHEN THEY'RE DOWN

[afronaut]

anything. name it. you want puppies? i'll give you puppies. you want s&m? i'll give you puppies wearing leather. you want a hobo to kill with a hammer? i'll deliver. ANYTHING.
Yeah, I think you know what I want. You're even willing to do that?

[DipDipDive]

cosmo's got her dirty little fingers in everybody's pies.

[cosmo105]

i said anything, didn't i? look, just do it already and get it over with. *puts on hippo costume*

[afronaut]

i said anything, didn't i? look, just do it already and get it over with. *puts on hippo costume*
Yeah, now we're talking. Now get steger to put on his little hippo costume as well. And the midget. Don't forget the Verne Troyer lookalike. And I want that ticket to California that you promised, too.

[cosmo105]

what if i told you he wasn't just a lookalike?

[afronaut]

Whoa. Baby, I'd be yours forever.

[kll]

Cosmo, stop getting him so excited... you know how his nurse hates to change his diapers...

[Medellia]

DroppinScience, please give me back my panties. They don't look as good on you as they do on me. :mad:

[mickill]

Thank God. I thought this thread was going to be about that fruity fucking Don Henley song.
What's really creeping me out is that I hadn't heard that song in literally years--YEARS--until yesterday. I was at the drug store, browsing through the deoderant section, when I suddenly clued in to what I was hearing: "Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down"

Quick Lara, think of a billion dollars.

[avignon]

-My beef with avignon is fairly straightforward; she's a potentially dangerous, obsessed psychotic bitch that's been stalking me for like the last week. I've had it up to here. I can't sleep, I can't eat...she's scaring the rabbits. Anyhow, I hope it stops.


Not to worry. Consider it stopped.

Funny how I didn't notice this until three pages and a whole day passed.

[mickill]

Not to worry. Consider it stopped.

Funny how I didn't notice this until three pages and a whole day passed.
Aren't you at least gonna fight for me. You just gonna give up like that?

[ToucanSpam]

DroppinScience: please, please stop sending me flowers. I told you how I felt in Berlin......and in Madrid. And San Fransico doesn't count, I was drunk and you were wearing a wig.

[Anne Lauren]

DroppinScience: please, please stop sending me flowers. I told you how I felt in Berlin......and in Madrid. And San Fransico doesn't count, I was drunk and you were wearing a wig.

Wow! That was a pretty brave comment! :eek:

[Yorkshire~Rose]

DroppinScience: please, please stop sending me flowers. I told you how I felt in Berlin......and in Madrid. And San Fransico doesn't count, I was drunk and you were wearing a wig.

Oh Toucan.... you do make me "LOL" as they say. (y)

[ToucanSpam]

Oh Toucan.... you do make me "LOL" as they say. (y)
:D


I never actually LOL when I type it. Except this one time.



Freebaser: wear more makeup. I love it.

[hpdrifter]

I'm shocked that no one has yet mentioned Lisa Marie Presley's remake of Don Henley's Dirty Laundry. Man does she ever sound like Cher.

[TAL]

We're not supposed to talk about that around here. That's why.

[hpdrifter]

Censorship is wrong, man. WRONG!

[ToucanSpam]

TAL: I want my painting back. Gimme.

[TAL]

Never!

[TAL]

Censorship is wrong, man. WRONG!
It's not about censorship. More like common sense.

[ToucanSpam]

Never!
*shakes fist*

I'll get you next time, Gadget!!

[TAL]

Um, no you won't.

[Medellia]

DroppinScience: please, please stop sending me flowers. I told you how I felt in Berlin......and in Madrid. And San Fransico doesn't count, I was drunk and you were wearing a wig.
Hahahaha. :D


He told me I was special. Grrrr... :mad:

[Qdrop]

man, this sucks....

i thought this was actually gonna be a flame thread....

instead, we got everyone kissin ass and makin nice.....just a big fun joke.



lame.....lame....

[avignon]

Aren't you at least gonna fight for me. You just gonna give up like that?
My boyfriend will be back soon and then you're gonna be in trouble. Hey la, hey la....


I really am a retard and it's not nice to actually call a retard, a retard.

[mickill]

My boyfriend will be back soon and then you're gonna be in trouble. Hey la, hey la....


I really am a retard and it's not nice to actually call a retard, a retard.

Yes. Because, as I recall, he ranks very high on the intimidation scale.

If I called you a retard, I wasn't being literal. Like when I call people gay. If I call people gay, I just mean they're fags.

[avignon]

Hey! He can be a total smartass when he wants to be.
I think it is perfectly fine to call a fag a retard or a dyke a gay queer fag. But you can't call a retard anything other than a dyke.

[mickill]

I never said he wasn't sharp or witty...I just meant, you know, he's about as threatening as Teddy Ruxpin, that's all.

Whoa hwoa woah, let's not get carried away there. Queer retards, retarded fags and gimp dykes have feelings too. Try to be a little sensitive.

[avignon]

I never said he wasn't sharp or witty...I just meant, you know, he's about as threatening as Teddy Ruxpin, that's all.

Whoa hwoa woah, let's not get carried away there. Queer retards, retarded fags and gimp dykes have feelings too. Try to be a little sensitive.
THAT'S IT! *throws shoe at your head*
who told you about my gimp leg!? :/

[mickill]

That's one heavy ass ortho shoe you got there.

I can't tell you who told me, but let's just say that his name rhymes with "halter"

[avignon]

That's one heavy ass ortho shoe you got there.

I can't tell you who told me, but let's just say that his name rhymes with "halter"
Oh I'm sorry. Does your mom need it back?
for her hot date wth some guy who's name rhymes with "Hurdberglar"?

[mickill]

No, she said you could keep it. I remember when you first tried it on, and you were like, "It fits like a glove! Only, it's on my gimp foot, rather than on my hand."

That was going too far. It's a good thing that nobody can see this secret underlying conversation we're having!

[avignon]

What secret underlying conversation? I don't see any...oh wait.

[mickill]

..\:p/
__()__

I know. It's because it's invisiible, man! Invisible! I'm wearing special glasses just so I can read it.

[avignon]

that's a cute little pink queer gimp dyke retard fag if I ever seen one!

[mickill]

I can't believe you said that thing that you said and then edited it before anyone could see.

You really think it looks like you?

[avignon]

I never edit!



edit: I rarely edit!



yep, me and your mom look alike and wear the same shoes. And neither of us love you.

[mickill]

This thread has been getting so many replies today!

By the way, it's gonna be so nice when you and Walter finally meet (http://aliceww.com/Treasures%20In%20Motion/images/LisTeddyAndGrubby.jpg)

[avignon]

[COLOR=White] meet (http://aliceww.com/Treasures%20In%20Motion/images/LisTeddyAndGrubby.jpg)
:/ you fucker.
hahahahahhahhahahahahahaha omg!!!!!!!one I'm making that my avatar. <3

[avignon]

:( Now the color tag thingy won't work. You'll have to eat this thread now.

[avignon]

nope
well, it wouldn't in that post. :(

[mickill]

:/ you fucker.
hahahahahhahhahahahahahaha omg!!!!!!!one I'm making that my avatar. <3

Yeah. And then things will eventually move to....you know, the boudoir (http://aliceww.com/Treasures%20In%20Motion/images/TeddyAndGrubby.jpg)

<2.9999

[avignon]

how many times do I have to tell you to keep your camera out of my bedroom?

I'm totally sick of white. Dark Orchid is the new white.

[mickill]

Yeah, and it was the best 2 minutes of their lives, Aimee.

And way to reveal the secret conversation, man. You ruined everything!

[Qdrop]

gee, guys...
maybe this conversation should be moved to PMs....what do ya think?

[avignon]

The gig was up, dude. Deal with it. Aimee was all up in the kool-aid from the get go.

[kll]

This thread has been getting so many replies today!

By the way, it's gonna be so nice when you and Walter finally meet (http://aliceww.com/Treasures%20In%20Motion/images/LisTeddyAndGrubby.jpg)

walter? as in KOR????????

[mickill]

gee, guys...
maybe this conversation should be moved to PMs....what do ya think?

Dude, no. It's my party and I'll post if I want to.

It's not like it's ruining this "cool ass" thread or anything.



You F'ing care bear, you.

[mickill]

walter? as in KOR????????
Yes!

Gross, huh?

[kll]

Yes!

Gross, huh?


they are a board couple?????? :eek:

[mickill]

they are a board couple?????? :eek:
YES!

They're puttin' the wood to eachother.

[avignon]

what's a KOR? My Walter is a synch!

[Qdrop]

You F'ing care bear, you.

me, a care bear?

you're the one who creates a thread with fantastic drama/flame potential and utilitarian purpose...
only to wuss out and let it degenerate into a flirt session between you avignon....
which you refuse to bring to PMs, apparently because you think this "witty banter" between the 2 of you is something of which all should see and admire for it's clever humor.

[avignon]

gee, guys...
maybe this conversation should be moved to PMs....what do ya think?
gee, guys...
I think there might be some fun and happiness over in another thread, Q. If you hurry you might could still take a big poop right on it!

Hurry!

[Qdrop]

gee, guys...
I think there might be some fun and happiness over in another thread, Q. If you hurry you might could still take a big poop right on it!

Hurry!

WHERE? WHICH ONE?
HURRY TELL ME!!

OHMYGOD...OHMYGOD...OHMYGOD...OHMYGOD...

[avignon]

You really are just attention starved, aren't you?

This is a rhetorical question. No need to try and think up some pithy retort that will actually only make you sound a little bitter and a little hurt.

I understand.

[mickill]

I don't know why you're so sour today, Bradd. It's not like Q. Lighten up.

[kll]

if this was Q's thread originally, i'd grant him the power to whine about the thread, but since it's mickill's thread - too bad!!! :)

[Qdrop]

so no one sees how this thread is just going to waste?

no one?

are you all just satisfied and happy with cute witty dialogue and an upbeat atmosphere?

[wanton wench]

WHERE? WHICH ONE?
HURRY TELL ME!!

OHMYGOD...OHMYGOD...OHMYGOD...OHMYGOD...

you actually typed "oh my god" instead of omg!

[Qdrop]

I don't know why you're so sour today, Bradd. It's not like Q. Lighten up.
i assume that's sarcasm.



but i am very tired and sore.
been moving the house non-stop and have slept very little...

[Qdrop]

you actually typed "oh my god" instead of omg!

man.....you're good.

[wanton wench]

man.....you're good.
my name is miss obvious, not man!

[mickill]

Nevermind...you can have the hotpants.

ill even throw in a rainbow wristband.

I got your rainbow wristband right here, ho.


I have no idea what that meant either.

[Anne Lauren]

I got your rainbow wristband right here, ho.


I have no idea what that meant either.

Rainbow wristband? The rainbow is the symbol used for gay pride.

[marsdaddy]

Am I too late for the Don Henley joke?

I see that I am. I got nothing.