The whole Anne Lauren mystery

[afronaut]

Yeah, I'm coming clean. Anne Lauren is really me. Well, me and a few other people. It's kind of an open account. It's been one big prank, masterminded by me. I can't believe you retards fell for it. I mean, real people aren't so....well, you know.


Ok, but here's the thing. Some fiendish bastard has commandeered her account and changed the password so no one else can get in, and is now a loose cannon. I don't know who it is, no one is saying anything......But I have my suspicions. (I'm looking at you, Mike.)


So come clean now, evil curr. Or face certain consequences probably.

[kll]

She's not real???? :eek: So, Lopp spent all this money to play with your weiner?

[adam_f]

So does this mean Anne is part black?

[kll]

so unoriginal, I did this with Turd's Wife.....
and me with tpk... :mad:

[Anne Lauren]

Dude, having a whole thread dedicated to me is too much. You can fuck with me without having to make a huge deal about it. You like went all out.

And what is the deal here...people are all about discussing me for some reason. Pick someone else...there's got to be other choices here.

[Anne Lauren]

So does this mean Anne is part black?

Yep, I'm part black and I have a huge weiner. And was worth all that Rich paid. :D

[beastieangel01]

I am so out of the loop.

[TAL]

I always smile or laugh a little when people say something about Anne Lauren being a man. She sure doesn't sound like one.

[adam_f]

So Anne's a black transvestite who is stacked on top and HUGE on the bottom?

[Anne Lauren]

I am so out of the loop.

Which part...afronaut is trying to fuck with me basically.

[afronaut]

Dude, having a whole thread dedicated to me is too much. You can fuck with me without having to make a huge deal about it. You like went all out.

And what is the deal here...people are all about discussing me for some reason. Pick someone else...there's got to be other choices here.
Dude, Mike, I'm assuming it's you Mike. Seriously, dude. Seriously. The cat's out of the bag man. Everyone knows the deal now. Come on. Don't beat a dead horse, yo.

[Anne Lauren]

So Anne's a black transvestite who is stacked on top and HUGE on the bottom?

No, no tits...but definately huge down there.

[adam_f]

That made me chuckle.

[mickill]

You all keep spelling wiener wrong.

"Weiner" is the name of a small town in Arkansas. "i" before "e", except after "c" , people.

[Echewta]

This was a great and fun gag while it lasted. Thanks so much! I can't wait to see what you kids have in store next!

[roosta]

who fell for what ??? :confused:

[beastieangel01]

No, no tits...but definately huge down there.

there ain't no tits on the radio.

whoa, no!

[Echewta]

So, everyone thought Anne was real?

As much as we think Skye is.

[beastieangel01]

I know that when I saw that username I was thinking "who the hell is that?"

Then that was that, and the world kept on turning.

[monkey]

I know that when I saw that username I was thinking "who the hell is that?"

Then that was that, and the world kept on turning.

my world stopped like 3 seconds. i didnt know what to do. i cry when board drama disrupts my life.

[beastieangel01]

my world stopped like 3 seconds. i didnt know what to do. i cry when board drama disrupts my life.

I know, me too.

Let's go eat ice cream straight out of the tub *sniff* <3

[Echewta]

What? (http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/021106/161248__ice3_l.jpg)

[beastiegirrl101]

I know who Anne is, totally

[Echewta]

Sorry Skye, I shall still sleep well tonight. Full of Taco Bell.

[beastieangel01]

seriously, who would have thought that when NWA came out... down the road Ice Cube would be doing a movie like "Are We There Yet?"

:(

[Echewta]

Explains my age? I see.

[kll]

If it is Mike, then I am totally laughing considering we were exchanging PM's talking shit about Anne Lauren earlier... hahaha... *fart*

[Anne Lauren]

If it is Mike, then I am totally laughing considering we were exchanging PM's talking shit about Anne Lauren earlier... hahaha... *fart*

Man, people are pming about me too. Damn!

[kll]

Man, people are pming about me too. Damn!


*faaaart*

[Echewta]

explains the knowledge of los angeles but not knowing the specifics.

[Echewta]

I was talking to Kll. Oh, maybe i just was.

[kll]

I was talking to Kll. Oh, maybe i just was.

huh? i'm anne lauren now? haha! i don't know enough about tennessee to be him...

[Echewta]

No, Skye. That guy.

[GetYourWarOn]

wtf. i don't know who this is.

[kll]

No, Skye. That guy.

Oh yeah, I'm Skye. I forget sometimes...

[Anne Lauren]

huh? i'm anne lauren now? haha! i don't know enough about tennessee to be him...

You don't have to know anything about it...it's all made up, remember?

[kll]

You don't have to know anything about it...it's all made up, remember?
god, all this logging in and out is getting confusing...

[Anne Lauren]

god, all this logging in and out is getting confusing...

Well, you got to keep up...that's part of having all these alias.

Wait, are you Skye, too?

[cosmo105]

KEEP UP! good lord! PAY ATTENTION!

[kll]

FOR THE RECORD:

I AM ECHEWTA

[cosmo105]

..and i'm kll. and tpk. :o

[Anne Lauren]

Actually, this board only has 3 actual members. Everyone else is just alias's of alia's, so on and so on.

[kll]

Anne Lauren - real or fake - is a female...


there is no way a male could pull off an alias like this and be as emotional as she is... absolutely impossible...


my vote is she is real... unbelievably real at that...




at least that's what mickill told me

[cosmo105]

i just got a horrible mental image of mike sitting at a computer wearing a dress and heels and a feather boa in really gaudy makeup typing away :(

[kll]

i just got a horrible mental image of mike sitting at a computer wearing a dress and heels and a feather boa in really gaudy makeup typing away as he beats off into his wife's Louis:(

[cosmo105]

i just imagine he would have bad taste in makeup and all. probably sporting the Wet 'n' Wild shit. white eyeliner, red lipstick, blush in all the wrong places. you know.

[Anne Lauren]

Anne Lauren - real or fake - is a female...


there is no way a male could pull off an alias like this and be as emotional as she is... absolutely impossible...


my vote is she is real... unbelievably real at that...






at least that's what mickill told me

So, I'm emotional, huh?

[kll]

i just imagine he would have bad taste in makeup and all. probably sporting the Wet 'n' Wild shit. white eyeliner, red lipstick, blush in all the wrong places. you know.

"honey, the blush is for your cheeks... no, not those cheeks!"

[kll]

So, I'm emotional, huh?

there's feeling behind your words... if it was a guy pretending to be a female, it would come off really lame...

[enree erzweglle]

I was half-considering PMing enree photos out. That thought...gone.
God knows who I would have been sending them to. (!)

[Anne Lauren]

there's feeling behind your words... if it was a guy pretending to be a female, it would come off really lame...

Yeah, I see you're point, I guess. I don't know if a guy could pull me off or not.

But, actually, I'm really not that emotional.

[paul jones]

let's have an anne lauren themed disco

[Anne Lauren]

let's have an anne lauren themed disco

A disco? That would be interesting.

[kll]

But, actually, I'm really not that emotional.


Ok.

[paul jones]

A disco? That would be interesting.

yeah,especially if all the board turn up with their own booze

[paul jones]

hahhaha ......
PJ showed up just in time to save his name.....coincidence? I think not.

??? :confused:

[kll]

skye, i mean paul, you are so coy...





skye, which british pub websites have you visited to get his "pics" off of?

[paul jones]

I am still defending my (v) (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=929278&postcount=51)

oh yeah!

haha!

Can you go and make myself a cup of tea then?, thanks! (y) :D

[Anne Lauren]

Ok.

Hahahaha (y) You're like, "OK".

[Echewta]

pub and hairproduct sites? Strange.

[paul jones]

pub and hairproduct sites? Strange.

Yeah,imagine that.....PUB CAM

You could go around the world watching punters drinking all over the world.

(y)

[jabumbo]

i am skye, and skye is me


and anne lauren is my pet giraffe

[marsdaddy]

I was talking to Kll. Oh, maybe i just was.When is Perry Mason going to blow the scheme wide open?

So bc, those anne lauren pics you IM'd me were fake?

[TurdBerglar]

i never even noticed this anne until now

[enree erzweglle]

Yesterday after reading this thread, I remembered that I felt badly for Anne when she was going through some recent drama. I don't think I PM'd her over it, but I posted--I'm almost sure of it--trying to reach out to her to just say hi and to say sorry that something apparently bad had happened to her. She doesn't exist.

Maybe she does and this is just contrived board drama done in the name of humor.
It doesn't matter. It's cast doubt in my mind about some people from here and from this thread in particular.

I wonder who else might not exist.
Who else is an alias or a co-opted account.

And that makes me think about the PM exchanges that I've had.
How many were with aliases or co-opted accounts.

Which makes me wonder about the private email exchanges that I've had.
How many of those were with aliases or co-opted accounts.

I realize that probably a lot of them were. Are.
Probably most of them.

Which is creepy.

But it maybe makes me understand some things a little bit more--some suspicions I've had; some shifts by a couple of you, both toward and away from me; things that a couple of you said; other things that I heard from other people. Some of it is stuff that I tried to resolve, but couldn't fully. Got terse, flat responses and that was okay--I threw most of that away. But what I don't like is that I may have been and most likely was talking to people who were other people and who were lying about it...know what I mean.

I'm sitting here thanking God that I kept particular aspects and details of myself and my real-life relationships out of posts, PMs, email. I am particularly thankful that I relayed mostly the mundane, the inconsequential. I did that intentionally and at the near-insistence of friends and family who got why I came here but who never quite got why I stayed.

I don't particularly care to work it all out, to understand every nuance of it, to know who's authentic and who isn't. It's okay for me to simply know that if I'm here, I should be more aware, and less trusting and assuming.

[kll]

Yesterday after reading this thread, I remembered that I felt badly for Anne when she was going through some recent drama. I don't think I PM'd her over it, but I posted--I'm almost sure of it--trying to reach out to her to just say hi and to say sorry that something apparently bad had happened to her. She doesn't exist.

Maybe she does and this is just contrived board drama done in the name of humor.
It doesn't matter. It's cast doubt in my mind about some people from here and from this thread in particular.

I wonder who else might not exist.
Who else is an alias or a co-opted account.

And that makes me think about the PM exchanges that I've had.
How many were with aliases or co-opted accounts.

Which makes me wonder about the private email exchanges that I've had.
How many of those were with aliases or co-opted accounts.

I realize that probably a lot of them were. Are.
Probably most of them.

Which is creepy.

But it maybe makes me understand some things a little bit more--some suspicions I've had; some shifts by a couple of you, both toward and away from me; things that a couple of you said; other things that I heard from other people. Some of it is stuff that I tried to resolve, but couldn't fully. Got terse, flat responses and that was okay--I threw most of that away. But what I don't like is that I may have been and most likely was talking to people who were other people and who were lying about it...know what I mean.

I'm sitting here thanking God that I kept particular aspects and details of myself and my real-life relationships out of posts, PMs, email. I am particularly thankful that I relayed mostly the mundane, the inconsequential. I did that intentionally and at the near-insistence of friends and family who got why I came here but who never quite got why I stayed.

I don't particularly care to work it all out, to understand every nuance of it, to know who's authentic and who isn't. It's okay for me to simply know that if I'm here, I should be more aware, and less trusting and assuming.

Interesting post, B. This is way of the internet though... haven't you seen that photo of the fat, naked man sitting at his computer and underneath the photo it reads "this is who you are talking to on your computer."

I guess, the only way to know someone is real is to confirm it through meeting that person or know people who have met them...

[TAL]

I talked on the phone to Anne when I was in the US. She's a nice girl.

[Tzar]

As much as we think Skye is.

PAHAHAHAH!!

[Tzar]

wait wait wait..

PJ can't be skye.
can't be, yo.

:confused:

ps. i'm damaja - dont believe me? fuck you, cunt

[enree erzweglle]

Interesting post, B. This is way of the internet though... haven't you seen that photo of the fat, naked man sitting at his computer and underneath the photo it reads "this is who you are talking to on your computer."

I guess, the only way to know someone is real is to confirm it through meeting that person or know people who have met them...
I don't want to get into a long debate, so I think this is going to be the last thing I say on this.

I know all about the internet.

I'm not talking about people who pretend to look a certain way or who pretend to do certain things or who pretend live in certain places.
I know that people do stuff like that.

I'm talking about people here--real people--who try hard to deceive other people by pretending to be someone who doesn't exist. I'm not explaining it well, but I see a difference in the two sets of behaviors.

When I read something online, I take it with a grain of salt. Who knows if they're delusional or if they just live in a fantasy world. I do, however, assume that that person exists and they're not the next person over pretending to be someone just to get a rise out of the unsuspecting.

It sounds like Anne Lauren actually exists and that, like I said in the post this morning, all of everything in that thread yesterday was an attempt at humor. But it just made me doubt more than I did before.

[beastieangel01]

Interesting post, B. This is way of the internet though... haven't you seen that photo of the fat, naked man sitting at his computer and underneath the photo it reads "this is who you are talking to on your computer."

I guess, the only way to know someone is real is to confirm it through meeting that person or know people who have met them...

exactly. Or seeing them on cam and talking to them at the same time. Although I remember being on another board where it was the persons roommate who got on cam when someone wanted to see "her."

Basically roommate A was huge and ugly and used the internet. Roommate B was pretty but didn't use the internet. Roommate A used pics of Roommate B and got Roommate B to sit on the cam from time to time to fool people in to thinking it is the same face that went with the 'net' personality of roommate A.

I say meet people in person if you are really all THAT concerned with knowing if someone is for real.

[Anne Lauren]

I don't want to get into a long debate, so I think this is going to be the last thing I say on this.

I know all about the internet.

I'm not talking about people who pretend to look a certain way or who pretend to do certain things or who pretend live in certain places.
I know that people do stuff like that.

I'm talking about people here--real people--who try hard to deceive other people by pretending to be someone who doesn't exist. I'm not explaining it well, but I see a difference in the two sets of behaviors.

When I read something online, I take it with a grain of salt. Who knows if they're delusional or if they just live in a fantasy world. I do, however, assume that that person exists and they're not the next person over pretending to be someone just to get a rise out of the unsuspecting.

It sounds like Anne Lauren actually exists and that, like I said in the post this morning, all of everything in that thread yesterday was an attempt at humor. But it just made me doubt more than I did before.

No, I really do exist. And I'm actually a pretty normal person. And I don't try and deceive people. I don't really have the energy nor drive for all that. Hell, I get ragged on enough...you'd think that if I was going to try and deceive people here, I'd try a totally different method. :p

And there are some people that I have talked to over the phone from here, that I perceived as having totally different personalities than they actually did. I'm really not as emotional and high strung as I probably appear to be on the board. There are so many things that are a big part of my life that I don't talk about here. And I'm pretty sure the same thing applies to most everybody else here.

And, yes, that thread was done in humor. Well, some people probably meant some of the shit. :eek: But, Afronaut and I contemplated me coming out as DandyFop's alias. Oh well, it was stupid.

[CiaoBella]

call me Anne, I dont believe you.

[TAL]

Do you believe me?

[Anne Lauren]

call me Anne, I dont believe you.

Let's put it this way, if someone has done around 1400 posts under an alias...they are extremely dedicated or really fucking weird. (!)

[paul jones]

[QUOTE=Tzar]wait wait wait..

PJ can't be skye.
can't be, yo.

:confused:

nah,I'm really Bitchamachacha

[insertnamehere]

i think part of the reason the board doesnt intrest me as much anymore is becaue i have no idea whats going on. when i first joined i felt like i knew the people. now i cant keep track of anything and i dont know who anyone is. i was never good at telling aliases.

i tried to make an alias once. i forget when was the origional, but norcen i think was commie rev. 8 and someone made commie rev. 9, so then he made the name godzi11a and i made a godzi22a, but i never posted.

im too lazy to fake an alias.

[insertnamehere]

i dont think you know what the word "gloat" really means. you use it a lot, especially back in that one thread, but i dont think you used it correctly.

[Anne Lauren]

i dont think you know what the word "gloat" really means. you use it a lot, especially back in that one thread, but i dont think you used it correctly.

Ya, it was used incorrectly. But, I understood what she meant.

[Anne Lauren]

According to the Merriam Webster dictionary gloat means ": to observe or think about something with triumphant and often malicious satisfaction, gratification, or delight <gloat over an enemy's misfortune>"

They were happy that I had gotten *caught* (or so they thought :D )

Yeah, you're probably right. Anyway, I'm not the person to ask about that shit anyway. Documad, however...that's the woman who'd know. ;)

It just seems weird being used in the sentence like that.