do i seriously look that creepy?

[TurdBerglar]

i was on my bike today and i stopped by a park in this little snooty town. i was sitting on a bench a bit away from the field watching this little league game. im sitting there for like 15 minutes and i notice this guy that keeps on pointing at me and wispering shit to his wife. another 15 minutes later the guy comes over to me and starts asking me why i'm here. im was a like,"im sitting down :confused:". he asks me to leave. i told him no. then he just walked away all irritated and shit. another 15 minutes later a cop pulls into the park and the guy flags him down and points over to me. the cop comes over to me and he asks me what im doing here. i told him the same thing i told the other guy. the cop asked my if i was a registered sex offender. he asked me as if he really didn't want to. i luaghed at him in shock, "no way dude." the cop looks at me and shakes his head. he gets out of the car talks to the other guy. and tells the guy, "he's just a kid sitting there watching the game." and gets back into his cruiser. after he leaves the guy's wife comes over and appoligizes. as she turns back i flip the guy off and a bunch of kids crack up.

[kll]

that's a terrible story. seriously, that's upsetting to me.

[Echewta]

Killer. Good for you. I understand safety and concern but that was way over the line on that guys part.

[tracky]

lol

oh man


good story

[paul jones]

the world's gone mad

[TurdBerglar]

i work and graduated hs in this town

[Lindsey_1535]

Congrats. You again have amazed me with your stories.

[RobMoney]

Sounds like the stereotypical "Little League" parent.
You know, the type of guy who sucked at sports when he was a kid so now he pushes his kid to "win, win, win", living vicarously through his kid.
I've dealt with a lot of these pricks in coaching my kid in sports.

[tracky]

Sounds like the stereotypical "Little League" parent.
You know, the type of guy who sucked at sports when he was a kid so now he pushes his kid to "win, win, win", living vicarously through his kid.
I've dealt with a lot of these pricks in coaching my kid in sports as a kid.

sounds more like an over-protective paranoid parent to me

[RobMoney]

i recognize the aggression from a mile away though.

[miss soul fire]

Some of the hot chicks you've been looking for may love this bad boy look. Go for it!:p

[Chicka B]

Hahah, that's funny! Especially the last part. :D I don't know what you look like though, do you look like a sex offender or something?

[Tzar]

i would've gone ballistic at the dude 'ey.
tell him to fuck off and eat a shit sangwich.

[TurdBerglar]

Some of the hot chicks you've been looking for may love this bad boy look. Go for it!:p


i call the look "covered in sweat and dirt". my hair must of been all crazy looking becuase of the wind and that damn goatee. you know goatees are so damn evil!

[TurdBerglar]

i can eat three double quater pounders

[cosmo105]

wrong thread turdycakes

[TurdBerglar]

how the fuck did that happen


i have one widow open and i was just reading that thread

[buddylee]

you should have ask him witch he like to eat puke or shit.

[TurdBerglar]

i should off gone towards the kids and shown them how to swing a bat and gotten all touchy feely with them

[zorra_chiflada]

interesting and fun things always happen to you, turd :mad:

[TurdBerglar]

i guess that's what happens when you only work like 25 hours a week

[jabumbo]

your stories remind me of my old statistics teacher in high school. he was a 30 something guy who was freshly divorced, and always told us his stories before we started our stuff in class. he loved to talk and would subtlely hit on all some of the girls in the class

[beastieangel01]

Killer. Good for you. I understand safety and concern but that was way over the line on that guys part.

indeed.

How ridiculous. And even the cop being there then asking if you are a registered sex offender? wtf?

I would want to kick that guy in the face.

[kll]

it almost makes you want to question what thoughts were going through the guys mind... perverted thoughts, obviously for him to be so quick to pass them onto you...



perv!

[CiaoBella]

what a dick this guy is....what did he think you were fantasising about the little leaguers? You should have spit in his face....

[tulla]

turd's life seems so entertaining and unpredictable, i love it.

[kll]

Ah, welcome back. I haven't seen you round these parts lately pardner :D

haha!

[CiaoBella]

haha!

;)

[bigblu89]

Right before you left on your bike, you should've went up to the guy and been like "So, which one is your kid?" and when (or if) he pointed him out you should've said "Ohhh he's cute. Is he single?"

[TurdBerglar]

fuck that....Turd is creepy...the odds are against you....
88.3% = your going to be a serial killer


your the first on my list. im gonna chop you up, fry your pussy(dick?) and eat it with a spork

[kll]

Right before you left on your bike, you should've went up to the guy and been like "So, which one is your kid?" and when (or if) he pointed him out you should've said "Ohhh he's cute. Is he single?"
hahahha!