I saw a snake at work last night.

[adam_f]

How a snake gets into a movie theater, without anyone noticing, that somehow gets behind the snack counter, without anyone noticing, that scares the shit out of me the second I see it, with no one else around, is beyond me.

I took off and ran to get someone to take care of the thing because Jesus H. knows I wasn't gonna do it. Snakes are just pure evil. The only reason I ever saw Anaconda was because I knew Jennifer Lopez was going to stab the shit out of the damn thing.

Anyway, they got the damn thing and peace was restored and my blood pressure got back down to a tolerable level.

edit: the second part of the thread name wasn't necessary if you saw it.

[avignon]

I hate snakes, but I'm not affraid of them. I did freak out the other night because of a spider. I swore it was a trantula but everyone said it was a daddy log legs. :o

[enree erzweglle]

I like snakes a lot.

What is it about them that scares you?

My brother lives in a cottage on the edge of a nature reserve. He has some type of heating that comes from water pipes that run through the baseboards of his walls. Snakes live in those walls--they coil around the heating units.

He has occasionally seen them but he mostly hears them at night. So does the cat--drives her nuts to hear them and not be able to see them. She stares at the walls for hours.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by enree erzweggle
I like snakes a lot.

What is it about them that scares you?

My brother lives in a cottage on the edge of a nature reserve. He has some type of heating that comes from water pipes that run through the baseboards of his walls. Snakes live in those walls--they coil around the heating units.

He has occasionally seen them but he mostly hears them at night. So does the cat--drives her nuts to hear them and not be able to see them. She stares at the walls for hours.

Snakes are pure evil, whose only intent in life is to instill fear in all those who dare look at them. They usually succeed with me.

[enree erzweglle]

Snakes are pure evil, whose only intent in life is to instill fear in all those who dare look at them. They usually succeed with me.
I dunno...I wonder if we're maybe conditioned to fear them.

(Although I swear I remember reading about how maybe we have an innate fear of them that we've learned to suppress. I remember reading about a study where subjects had to hold their hands against a thick pane of glass and to try not to flinch when the snake on the other side struck at the glass. Subjects couldn't do it even when they knew that the glass was inches thick.)

[adam_f]

When I was watching Anaconda, even though it was a disc, even though it was on my tv, even though it wasn't real, I was scared shitless.

[enree erzweglle]

When I was watching Anaconda, even though it was a disc, even though it was on my tv, even though it wasn't real, I was scared shitless.
What scared me shitless in that movie was the size of Jennifer Lopez's ass.
I'd never seen her or it before that.

She's gotten thinner since then, yes?
Her butt still looks big but it's not Anaconda big and certainly not Selena big.

[avignon]

What scared me shitless in that movie was the size of Jennifer Lopez's ass.
I'd never seen her or it before that.

She's gotten thinner since then, yes?
Her butt still looks big but it's not Anaconda big and certainly not Selena big.
:D oh. my. god.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by enree erzweggle
What scared me shitless in that movie was the size of Jennifer Lopez's ass.
I'd never seen her or it before that.

She's gotten thinner since then, yes?
Her butt still looks big but it's not Anaconda big and certainly not Selena big.

Shoulda seen her when she was a Fly Girl on In Living Color. Looked bulletproof.

[enree erzweglle]

A woman at my gym is assless. She tries hard to build it. She's asked for advice and I try to help her out--she does squats and the hamstring machine but she can't get anything to happen back there.

It's weird because most women that I see at the gym have generous butts.

There's one that's HUGE on an otherwise thin woman. It walks by us and bends over the fountain for a drink; assless woman obviously can't help but stare at it and I can't help but stare at her staring at it. Then assless & I make eye contact in the mirror and we giggle a little. In the lockerroom, we call it doing our ass giggle, which, to anyone who doesn't understand, probably sounds really gross.

[cj hood]

do assless women wear assless chaps?

i gotta pet ball python by the way......doesn't bite, snap, or shed (dander)....he eats only twice a month and i rarely have to clean the cage.......best pet ever!

[enree erzweglle]

And I apologize for subverting this thread.

We can talk about snakes again now...

I was hiking in June and a skinny little lime green snake was crossing the path.

The guy I was with turned all jello-y and nervous about me getting close to it.

He (the snake, not the guy) slithered away halfway sideways like he was keeping a suspicous eye on me while he made his escape. He looked like a Gary Larson snake. I loved him.

[avignon]

You keep saying stuff like "it walked by" about these huge asses like they are their own separate entities. (y)
When we were kids we used to yell at men with beer guts "hey! your butt's on your front!" Then we'd run away.
By "when we were kids" I mean last week, of course.

[wanton wench]

arent you suppose to keep that in your pants when you're working???
or do you work at one of those theaters? ;)

[Rock]

There were 4 baby cobra's in my uncle's guest house in Pakistan when I was there. In my room and shit. I had to kill them with my shoe. I felt pretty bad after that, and even worse since I didn't sleep for the 2 other days that I stayed there out of fear.

[Calimero jr.]

Next time you see it, bite it.

With my friends we used to catch vipers when I was a kid, we would bring them to the pharmacy, they would give us some money because they took some venom out of them to make antidotes. They had to tell us to stop that when we started to bring one or two per week, that poor girl at the desk used to scream when she saw us coming with those vipers :D
Finally got bitten by one, f****** painful, fortunately their are not deadly here and I just had some big fever for two days. Never buggered them anymore :o

[jackrock]

i hid under my covers all of last night, because a HUGE moth was in my room, because my clock light was the only light on, and their attracted to light.

[Loppfessor]

^ Every time I see you post I get excited and think that Jayrock5054 is back....but then I remember that he's in "the home" now... :o

[Tone Capone]

^ Every time I see you post I get excited and think that Jayrock5054 is back....but then I remember that he's in "the home" now... :o

:(

[Loppfessor]

*Pours out a lil liquor for Jayrock*....

[Tone Capone]

*Pours out a lil liquor for Jayrock*....

This song is dedicated to my homies
In that gangsta lean
Why'd you have to go so soon?
It seems like yesterday we were hanging
Round the hood
Now I'm gonna keep your memory alive
Like a homie should
A lifetime of memories
Going down the drain
I'd like to keep stepping
But I can't get past the pain
I tip my 40 to your memory
Take a drink and I start to think and I
I know one day soon we'll be
We'll be hanging out

This is for my homies
(This is for my homies)
See you when I get there
In that gangsta lean
In that gangsta lean
This is for my homies
(This is for my homies)
See you when I get there
In that gangsta lean
In that gangsta lean

My God, my God
Won't you pass on a message for me
Tell him put down those dice for a second Lord
And listen to his homies
Could you tell him I'll never let go of his memory
So his son will know
He don't have to cry no more
Cause God's got his back
I said God's got his back
A lifetime of memories going down the drain
I'd like to keep stepping
But I can't get past the pain
I tip my 40 to your memory
Take a drink and I start to think and I
I know one day soon we'll be
We'll be hanging out

This is for my homies
(This is for my homies)
See you when I get there
In that gangsta lean
In that gangsta lean
This is for my homies
(This is for my homies)
See you when I get there
In that gangsta lean
In that gangsta lean
You know I miss you
You know I miss you
My homies

This song is dedicated to my homies in that gangsta lean.
Tommy, the Master's touch...
And my boy YB...
And my boy EB...
And whoever else out there got a homie that's in the gangsta lean.
And also my boys in the pen that ain't gone never see the street again.
Cause you know what?
It don't matter what they was doing when they was here.
They could have been banging, slanging...
But they ain't here no more
And that's somebody's daddy, somebody's baby,
That's somebody's homie.
So go and let them rest in piece while they in that gangsta lean.
You know what I'm saying?
That's on the real, Loc.

This is for my homies
(This is for my homies)
See you when I get there
In that gangsta lean
In that gangsta lean
This is for my homies
(This is for my homies)
See you when I get there
In that gangsta lean
In that gangsta lean
I can't believe that you're gone.
I'll see you
I'll see you
I'll see you

Now that you're in that gangsta lean
Well well well
I'm so sorry you're gone but I've got to keep on
I've got to keep moving
I gotta keep moving
I gotta keep moving moving moving moving
I'll see you
I'll see you
Right there inside there
Homie someday

[Calimero jr.]

a HUGE moth was in my room, because my cock light was the only light on, and their attracted to light.

Turn it off.

[jackrock]

^ Every time I see you post I get excited and think that Jayrock5054 is back....but then I remember that he's in "the home" now... :o
sorry to dissapoint you :(

[jackrock]

Turn it off.
well, it's a little late for the tip now isn't it?... but thanks anyways! :D

[Echewta]

I thought you found a snake doing it.