mike d: ultimate showman [Archive] - Beastie Boys Message Board

cj hood

07-22-2005, 11:12 AM

mike is the ultimate showman.....he's up there with the greats like gene simmons and david lee roth....

just listen to a live show......the shit he spits in between trax is funny as hell.......

for example:

Austin '04 - referring to mix master mike: "...he's like a cuisinart on high, let loose, like a 2 year old is running it..."

crazy shit...

you got boots....listen to them and post some more!

Shazam_21

07-22-2005, 01:44 PM

At manchester uk ater 3 MC's he was shouting Oh My God, Oh my god, ladies and gentlemen, the award winning Mix Master Mike! Look what he did!

sounds pretty funny to hear it rather than some guy telling you!

Extra Cheese

07-22-2005, 02:01 PM

"we got Kiki Vandeweghe in the house" the garden '05

Clarence

07-22-2005, 03:25 PM

all quotes from a 5/22/92 New Jersey Show:

"i'm sorry we're having some nasal decongestion problems up here"

"to all the old school ska skin heads" (during "to all the girls" intro"

"and I know when I get home tonight, I'm gonna put on my Eddie Harris tape and start BONIN'!"

"I could tell you guys wanna hear some more songs from the Hey Love Compilation, and that's what we're gonna give ya"

"We're gonna do another Sexy Mosh classic now, It's actually a sexy grunge classic"

Great f'n show!

laurie_hammy

07-23-2005, 10:17 AM

On the MTV $2 Bill concert at one stage Mike D says to MM whilw pointing at him "YOU A GENIUS MIKE"

cj hood

07-23-2005, 12:00 PM

I think it was a HN Philly show when he goes something like,
"Mix Master Mike! He's clean! Lemon Pledge! Doesn't even need a shammy!

he used the 'shammy' line a lot on the pagent tour.....

dave790

07-23-2005, 12:09 PM

the whole best audience of the year award thing is marvellous! lol, it sounds like he's taking the piss, 'you know why?....cos Sydney are init to win it, thats right, the best audience of the year award'

Laver1969

07-23-2005, 08:57 PM

rileigh

07-24-2005, 12:39 AM

Sydney BDO 2005

M: Sydney Australia make some noooooiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssse.

M: Yo, Sydney mother-f**king Australia. I came, how many thousand miles Yauch?
Y: Six thousand miles.
M: Six thousand miles! And I don't think that anyone here knows my name except for Mix Master, this guy and this guy. Nobody.
A: Y'all know his name?
M: Nobody.
Y: It's f**ked up. It's f**ked up.
M:They don't know Adam. Let em know.
A: Mike D. With your bad self running things...

M: Wooooooooooah! Sydney Australia I just said Woooooooooooah! That's right. History in the mother-f**king making, this is the legendary Mix holy...
A: ...Master Mike!
M: That's right. That's right. Alright just one more time. I want everybody, I said everybody to give a round of applause for this man: Mix Master Mike!

Mike D is an excellent kid. (y)

Documad

07-24-2005, 02:52 AM

It seems to me that the two Adams also find Mike to be the funniest.
I think he makes them genuinely laugh on stage a lot. He sure has a quick mind.

A lot of it is Mike's delivery. I can't explain but you all know what I mean.
That's why they're not as funny typed out.

laurie_hammy

07-24-2005, 05:37 PM

This is posted somewhere else...but there was classic bits during the fresshhhhhhhh part of Ch-Check it Out.

The funniest one is when he took a sandwich out of his hat, took a bite, threw the rest in the audience, during the fresshhh part in Chicago.

Then Yauch and Horovitz said surprisingly, "did you just pull a sandwich out your hat?"

(y)

hahaha thats awsome

sXe Boogaloo

07-24-2005, 05:43 PM

The funniest one is when he took a sandwich out of his hat, took a bite, threw the rest in the audience, during the fresshhh part in Chicago.

Then Yauch and Horovitz said surprisingly, "did you just pull a sandwich out your hat?"

(y)

yo, now that's a sandwhich to go!!!!

cj hood

07-24-2005, 06:45 PM

if mike ate that sandwhich, he'd be full for a month.......

Justin

07-25-2005, 12:47 AM

During the 2004 Fairfax show

When they fucked up at the beginning of sure shot.

D- Cut that!
mca- oh shittttt
adam- rewind mixmaster
D- Yo, I didn't feel that right, we're gonna do that correct.
mixmaster- its not a problem, its not a problem!
D- I need steve and tim to turn up the mics
D- I sent an email, I sent an email

sethomas

07-25-2005, 10:05 AM

[QUOTE=cj hood]mike is the ultimate showman.....he's up there with the greats like gene simmons and david lee roth....
QUOTE]

yea..?..you sure you wanna use Kiss and Van Halen as comparisons..? ...yea? :confused:

3pakbonanza

07-25-2005, 11:24 AM

I was at a small 100 person show down here in Atlanta 10/15/04. During the interview part they were talking about the Partridge Family sample and Adrock couldn't remember Davis Cassidy's name. When he did finally remember Mike said.

"Five dollars to this man" then someone threw 5 bucks up on stage and Mike picked it up, looked at it, said thank you and put it in his pocket. It was pretty damn funny. He didn't give it back either.

canucklehead200

07-25-2005, 12:08 PM

only like 3 of those were funny :S i'm not a big fan of mike d's rapping live to be honest

Weezman

07-25-2005, 01:06 PM

I personally think that all (3) are incomplete ultimate showman without the other.

Thats just me?!! :p

RaZoRbLaDe KiSs

07-25-2005, 08:15 PM

Laver1969

07-25-2005, 08:35 PM

yeah thats right! i forgot you were there! damnit! we coulda hung! :mad:
I remember that - it was a "pecan butter and jam" sandwhich.
Mikes an awesome guy. (y)

(y)

Documad

07-25-2005, 08:46 PM

yeah thats right! i forgot you were there! damnit! we coulda hung! :mad:
I remember that - it was a "pecan butter and jam" sandwhich.
Mikes an awesome guy. (y)
I was there too! The best part was that the sandwich came back. :)

Just think how many cool people were at that show.

Laver1969

07-25-2005, 08:50 PM

I was there too! The best part was that the sandwich came back. :)

Just think how many cool people were at that show.

I think sarahd's (missing-in-action board member) brother caught part of that sandwich...or threw it back...or something like that.

EDIT: I searched it and actually found it! http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=699056&postcount=24

laurie_hammy

07-26-2005, 01:50 AM

I think sarahd's (missing-in-action board member) brother caught part of that sandwich...or threw it back...or something like that.

EDIT: I searched it and actually found it! http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=699056&postcount=24

Do you know what was in the sandwich ? Salad ?

Brother McDuff

07-26-2005, 02:08 AM

It was an almond butter and jelly sandwich, to be exact. And that's why we love the Beasties. Who else would pull a sandwich out of their hat? No magician I've ever seen. That was the greatest show of my life. That Chicago show was off the hook, (don't bother dialin').

titou lapraline

07-26-2005, 04:31 AM

Paris 2004
"It's getting Hot and ill!..." (in a...sensual ton...)
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mixmaster Mike!"
"You could dance if you want to!"

Elusive

07-26-2005, 05:01 AM

if mike ate that sandwhich, he'd be full for a month.......

ha ha ha ha ha

Van_Gig

07-26-2005, 06:43 AM

any pictures or vids of that sandwich stunt available ?
that would be great :)

3stooges

07-26-2005, 06:08 PM

yeah. mike d is straight comedy. you gotta love him.

Laver1969

07-26-2005, 06:38 PM

any pictures or vids of that sandwich stunt available ?
that would be great :)

The audience-shot video of the chicago show misses the actual sandwich tossing. It does capture a little of the conversation shortly after the tossing.

Laver1969

07-26-2005, 08:28 PM

Ahh, yes! The dvd! I just ripped this mp3 of the sandwich bit (http://home.centurytel.net/miramanee/audio/almondbuttersando.mp3) from it for y'all.

:D

Van_Gig

07-27-2005, 09:40 AM

Ahh, yes! The dvd! I just ripped this mp3 of the sandwich bit (http://home.centurytel.net/miramanee/audio/almondbuttersando.mp3) from it for y'all.

thank you , Miramanee ! :)

laurie_hammy

07-27-2005, 08:36 PM

Ahh, yes! The dvd! I just ripped this mp3 of the sandwich bit (http://home.centurytel.net/miramanee/audio/almondbuttersando.mp3) from it for y'all.

Thanks !

Rich Cheney

07-27-2005, 09:17 PM

These guys need to stop rapping and start making movies.

Elusive

07-28-2005, 01:15 AM

yea, they wanted to do a movie for forever.
they should get the chance.

sXe Boogaloo

07-28-2005, 05:46 AM

These guys need to stop rapping and start making movies.
ew yes! what an awesomely good idea! okay now, who would direct it...Tamra Davis? or Hornblower? maybe they can get their diecting genius mind together to create the most awesomely bad ass film know to man.
as long as it doesn't start off with "once upon a time.." then it will be a hit.
i hate it when they do that.. save that stuff for the kiddy books.
we should start making the popcorn now, this flick is going to be big!

word!