I'm a bad dancer

[Echewta]

but I love to dance. Suggestions?

Get a sweet mix tape? Cruise the thrift stores for VHS tapes?

[beastiegirrl101]

didn't we have this talk already?

[Qdrop]

is this a thinly veiled "i love Napoleon Dynamite" thread?

[Chicka B]

I think you dance ok. :D

[Echewta]

I'm being serious here.

[bigblu89]

Just do what I do, don't give a fuck about how you look when you dance.

[wanton wench]

i'm a bad dancer also. kinda like elanine :o

[beastiegirrl101]

hhmmmm.....If I remember correctly, dont you swing dance?

totally Micky in Swingers.

[Anne Lauren]

but I love to dance. Suggestions?

Get a sweet mix tape? Cruise the thrift stores for VHS tapes?

Take some salsa lessons. Then, you could go out to the clubs and totally start workin' it on the dance floor.

[beastiegirrl101]

are we talking the horizontal mambo?

[ToucanSpam]

Hey Tex,

I will make you a dance mix tape that is off the chain.


--Patrick

[Anne Lauren]

are we talking the horizontal mambo?


If he's able to pull of the salsa without a hitch and look totally suave...it could end up leading to the horizontal mambo later. (y)

[marsdaddy]

Learn The Hustle and Macarena.

[adam_f]

Nobody puts Echewta in a corner, especially at the free clinic.

[Loppfessor]

Just dance with a really hot girl with a fat ass....all you have to do is kinda stand there and grind on her ass and let her do the rest

[beastiegirrl101]

Just dance with a really hot girl with a fat ass....all you have to do is kinda stand there and grind on her ass and let her do the rest

its time for the perculator

[ET]

Just watch some videos featuring Swizz Beats. You can dance like that to anything.

[abcdefz]

but I love to dance. Suggestions?

Get a sweet mix tape? Cruise the thrift stores for VHS tapes?




...there's an episode of The Office (BBC) that you should see. (y)

[Anne Lauren]

However, no white guy ever needs to be on the dance floor breakin' it down, unless you're John Travolta. I don't care how good they are...they can never pull it off and look cool doing it. They just need to sit back, sip on their drink, and watch the girls.

[marsdaddy]

However, no white guy ever needs to be on the dance floor breakin' it down, unless you're John Travolta. I don't care how good they are...they can never pull it off and look cool doing it. They just need to sit back, sip on their drink, and watch the girls.
I can do a dead-on impersonation of "the white girl" dance.

[beastiegirrl101]

I can do a dead-on impersonation of "the white girl" dance.

and what would that be?

[Anne Lauren]

I can do a dead-on impersonation of "the white girl" dance.

No, the best are those white girls that do that lesbian shit while their on the dance floor, tryin' to look all seductive. Like they'll start rubbing upon each other. And think about it...it's almost always only white girls that do that. Why is that? You hardly ever see any other race doing it. It cracks me up watching 'em.

[Echewta]

I can swing but its not good to swing to Prodigy. Hmmm. I'll take ET's advise after I visit the clinic today.

[Anne Lauren]

Nobody puts Echewta in a corner, especially at the free clinic.

"Nobody puts Echewta in a corner" hahaha (y)

[Bitchamachacha]

I'm a private dancer. A dancer for money. I'll do what you want me to do.





Echewta, take that extra left foot and trade it in for a right.

[beastieangel01]

I just dance. I hear the music, feel it, and go.

I was told it is different for guys. Although I think I'm a damned good dancer (one of the very few things I am extremely confident about) and that has nothing to do with just being a girl, hmph! Just keep dancing, watch yourself if you have to. Find a female friend that is willing to work with you on it. Take some classes! :)

[zorra_chiflada]

you know what, i don't care if this is gonna alienate me from the rest of the board - me and everyone i know who saw napoleon dynamite found it really funny, ok? i know that everyone on here hates it. maybe australians just have a completely different sense of humour.
don't hate me. :(

[Mr.Right]

Maybe you should buy "Dance Dance Revolution"...

[tracky]

I can show you how NOT (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/777/) to dance

personally, I don't dance. Well, at least I havn't really danced since I was a teenage raver. If I get drunk enough, at like a wedding or something. But whenever I dance I tend to parody other peoples dancing, rather than actually just dancing. ie., I'm pretty good at pulling off cheesy moves like in the video above :p :o

[HEIRESS]

I can dance like a sunuvabitch

I have a favorite male and female dance partner that I like attending clubs with because our stylees go well together

my favorite dance style occurs in "summer of sam" when John Leguizamo is all dancin sexy with mira
goddamn that move he just repeats makes me shit my pants with glee!

[Echewta]

I still really haven't improved.

[ggirlballa]

i misread this thread as "I have Cancer"

[Echewta]

Not yet but I'm expecting to.

I've had a lot of mild sauce from Taco Bell :(

[paul jones]

take some E's, they'll make you dance and fall in love with everyone at the same time(y)

[skra75]

A few simple suggestions.

* Keep your shoulders back and head up most of the time. Or glance waywardly @ the floor from time to time

* Shuffle about to the beat, but don't actually take steps. Slide around like you are on ice, but never slide greater than a distance of 6 inches in any direction. kind pretend you are walking in place, sort of.

* Don't move your hands all that much. Keep them close to your chest liek you are getting ready to box someone. Avoid doing the "travelling" basketball foul dance. Move them in sync to the shuffling feet, but oh-so-gently

* as you get better, move and shuffle your shoulders slightly to the shuffling feet beat. LOL that rhymed I'm a rapper.

* all else fails, stand int he back of the club and nod your head whilst holding a soda. People find it mysterious. Everyone loves mystery!

* avoid doing pop-and-lock unless you are smashed drunk and everyone knows it. Or if you are in the Rocksteady Crew.

[M.C. Guevera]

Bend your knees to the beat of the song. Be sure to move your shoulders a bit too. Lots of rappers in the 90s used to do that.