So I'm in the office alone. . .

[beastiegirrl101]

Someone call me and I will let you listen to the el go by. Or you can tell me a joke, your pick.

[skinnybutphat]

Where are you at? I'm in the city and all liquored up. Wanna party?

[beastiegirrl101]

yea man, come to my office, I have a mini fridge here and it is fully loaded.

[skinnybutphat]

Red line or blue?

[beastiegirrl101]

red, brown and purple.

and its not the clark and lake stop

[skinnybutphat]

Damen & Ashland?

[beastiegirrl101]

guess again

[NurfBallJeaneus]

I'll call ya....I'm bored and alone in the office too!!

[ToucanSpam]

What is red and goes 50 miles an hour?

[beastiegirrl101]

I'll call ya....I'm bored and alone in the office too!!

who are you

[NurfBallJeaneus]

It's me

[beastiegirrl101]

It's me

oh well in that case, ok

[skinnybutphat]

guess again

South loop?

[ToucanSpam]

What is red and goes 50 miles an hour?
A BABY IN A BLENDER

[beastiegirrl101]

A BABY IN A BLENDER

nasty

[ToucanSpam]

What is silver and red and hangs from a wall?

[beastiegirrl101]

What is silver and red and hangs from a wall?

you got me

[ToucanSpam]

A BABY WITH FORKS IN ITS EYES

[beastiegirrl101]

Dude, do you have any non-dead baby jokes?

[ToucanSpam]

oh yes.


What did the Poppy tomato say to the baby tomato when he started lagging behind?

[beastiegirrl101]

oh yes.


What did the Poppy tomato say to the baby tomato when he started lagging behind?

ketchup?

[ToucanSpam]

ketchup?
yeah :D


Why don't you tell a joke?

[Loppfessor]

I'll call ya....umm you're hot right? I'm home sick on a Friday night... :mad:

[beastiegirrl101]

I'll call ya....umm you're hot right? I'm home sick on a Friday night... :mad:

LOL. . . did you get that garlic I told you to get?

[beastiegirrl101]

yeah :D


Why don't you tell a joke?

that wasn't in the agreement.

[ToucanSpam]

that wasn't in the agreement.
:mad: fine



How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[g-mile7]

I'll call ya....umm you're hot right? I'm home sick on a Friday night... :mad:


she sure is (!)

[Loppfessor]

LOL. . . did you get that garlic I told you to get?


No but I did go to the doctor's this morning. He said there wasn't shit he could do for me and I'd probaby feel like crap for at least another few days. Then he said the OTC meds I was already taking were better than aything he could give so to stick with that....asshole. If I leave the house tomorrow I'll pick some up...do I just eat it or what?

[ToucanSpam]

:mad: fine



How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that''s a hardware problem.

[JimmyTheScumbag]

You're not as alone as you think you are.

[TAL]

:mad: fine



How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It's gotta be really tiny programmers if they're gonna be able to screw in a light bulb.

[beastiegirrl101]

No but I did go to the doctor's this morning. He said there wasn't shit he could do for me and I'd probaby feel like crap for at least another few days. Then he said the OTC meds I was already taking were better than aything he could give so to stick with that....asshole. If I leave the house tomorrow I'll pick some up...do I just eat it or what?

get it in pill form, whenever I start getting sick I like OD on it. It is so good for you. You can find it in the vitamin section.

[JimmyTheScumbag]

get it in pill form, whenever I start getting sick I like OD on it. It is so good for you. You can find it in the vitamin section.
You finish those pills I gave ya?

[Loppfessor]

get it in pill form, whenever I start getting sick I like OD on it. It is so good for you. You can find it in the vitamin section.


I'll do that but can I also crush some up and rub it all over my body along with some oil?? You know just in case ;)

[beastiegirrl101]

I'll do that but can I also crush some up and rub it all over my body along with some oil?? You know just in case ;)

not if you plan on hooking up anytime soon.

[beastiegirrl101]

You finish those pills I gave ya?

yea been meaning to talk to you about that, I think I got a bad batch. (n)

[Loppfessor]

not if you plan on hooking up anytime soon.


With you or anyone?

[beastiegirrl101]

With you or anyone?

well you know I am Italian

[Loppfessor]

well you know I am Italian


Sweet I'll go buy a gold chain with the little spermie on it and I'm in!

[g-mile7]

well you know I am Italian



niceness (y) bet you got some good grub then

[beastiegirrl101]

Sweet I'll go buy a gold chain with the little spermie on it and I'm in!

spermie? You mean horn?

[beastiegirrl101]

South loop?

Merchandise Mart

[Loppfessor]

spermie? You mean horn?


Oooh yeah that's right....

[g-mile7]

the title of this thread just screams " (!) naughtiness"

[TAL]

The title of this thread is wrong.

[beastiegirrl101]

well what the hell, I told you guys to call. . . your loss.

[Loppfessor]

well what the hell, I told you guys to call. . . your loss.


I will if you don't mind me hacking up stuff every few minutes....

[beastiegirrl101]

I will if you don't mind me hacking up stuff every few minutes....


As long as its not contagious

[g-mile7]

well what the hell, I told you guys to call. . . your loss.


I aint got yo number hahaha (y)

[Loppfessor]

I aint got yo number hahaha (y)


yeah that too....oh and no not contagious.....or am i??

[marsdaddy]

the title of this thread just screams " (!) naughtiness"It screams like Macaulay Culkin.

[g-mile7]

It screams like Macaulay Culkin.


serious well its her lost then Im going to work so she wont be getting no calls today (!)

[beastiegirrl101]

thank you all very much for entertaining me. . .

sidenote:
no women have posted in this thread

[Loppfessor]

Guess that means it's quittin time?? Tough luck for you anyway cus I'm bout to call momma so I can complain how sick I am...

[kll]

The last time I was alone in an office was Xmas Eve 2002 and Boomin' dared me to streak the office, which I did whilst on the phone with him... it was liberating

[alruggs]

thank you all very much for entertaining me. . .

sidenote:
no women have posted in this thread
(!) wrong!

[kll]

(!) wrong!
was i on the phone with you?

[beastiegirrl101]

Guess that means it's quittin time?? Tough luck for you anyway cus I'm bout to call momma so I can complain how sick I am...

no I here for one more hour. . . go run to you mommy

[beastiegirrl101]

The last time I was alone in an office was Xmas Eve 2002 and Boomin' dared me to streak the office, which I did whilst on the phone with him... it was liberating

that's awesome. . .I got a PM from someone asking me to to go the conference room and talk dirty to them when they called. . .

[kll]

that's awesome. . .I got a PM from someone asking me to to go the conference room and talk dirty to them when they called. . .


haha... NOT surprised!

[beastiegirrl101]

haha... NOT surprised!

it was a female! :eek:

[bigblu89]

well what the hell, I told you guys to call. . . your loss.

I called...

It was worth it...

*wipes hand off with a kleenex*

[kll]

it was a female! :eek:

faithbanks?

[ms.peachy]

Or you can tell me a joke, your pick.
Ha ha! I didn't even get beyond this first post, because I totally read that line as "Or you can tell me a joke, you prick."

which made me laugh.

[beastiegirrl101]

I called...

It was worth it...

*wipes hand off with a kleenex*

and tell eveyone how hot your voice is. . . ok I will. . everyone...bigblu has a hot voice with a little new yawk slang. .

[Loppfessor]

no I here for one more hour. . . go run to you mommy


Don't be jealous....I have room for you both in my life