You just can't trust religious people...

[bopst]

around the kids.....

ACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- The state has suspended the licenses of two church-affiliated day care centers. (http://www.local6.com/news/4758288/detail.html)

Former director Joshua Palin is charged with molesting ten children, some of them during what investigators say were twisted games of Truth or Dare.

At the centers, children were allegedly sexually assaulted and forced to eat worms, pick each other's noses and smell each other's feet during employee-led games of "Truth or Dare."

Former director Joshua Palin is charged with molesting ten children, some of them during what investigators say were twisted games of Truth or Dare. He is the son of the affiliated church's pastor.

Palin was originally charged last month with molesting two girls. He's being held on bond.

Another day care center worker Tammy Sue Warren is free on bond on a charge of lewd and lascivious exhibition. A state report states that she lifted up her shirt during a game of Truth or Dare with the children.

And Claudia Foster is accused of making children eat worms, smell each other's feet and pick each other's noses during Truth or Dare.

But the state attorney's office says they won't prosecute Foster because the actions are not crimes.

[RunInCircles]

how could you make such a generalization? Your just like everyone else...so stereotypical! I'm a religious person and I'm not a bad person. You should learn to respect people and realize not everyone is associated with the same things even if they do carry the same title! That was very imature and rude! Yes there are some people who are religous and have done some terrible things..but religous people also help others! so you have no right to make such a stereotypical generalization! :mad: (!) (!) (!)

[FearandLoathing]

Yes there are some people who are religous and have done some terrible things..but religous people also help others! (!) (!) (!)

Religion gives people an outlet for such sick shit.

[zorra_chiflada]

Yes there are some people who are religous and have done some terrible things..but religous people also help others! so you have no right to make such a stereotypical generalization! :mad: (!) (!) (!)

the religious charity organisations i know of try to convert you as helping you. their reasoning is: you can't get help if you're not one of us!

[IEatEmoChilds]

No! Hey dudes, its really not. They will help anybody they can man, they are just trying to help you in more ways than one. By saving your soul and leading you back to christ so you will live in eternity with him.

"man cannot live on bread alone, but on every word that the lord teaches"

"and i shall dwell in the house of the lord happily for the rest of my days, amen"

They just want to help.
I do admit, some people use religion as an outlet to get away with stuff, but its not the religion that does it, its the person who just so happens to use the excuse. Most religious people have great morals and jut want to do their best to help you in your walk with Christ.
do not try to convince me otherwise, for i shall not be shaken in my faith man. I live for the lord dude, u shouldn't bring down religion, bring down the person that must cower behind it dude.

[TurdBerglar]

jesus christ is the root of all evil


that guy's a douchbag

[cosmo105]

you know, most douches come in bottles.

[TurdBerglar]

uhhhh, what?

[cosmo105]

i'm saying, as opposed to bags.


nevermind. yeah, that jesus dude, what a douchebottle.

[IEatEmoChilds]

i'm sorry if you disagree with my morals dudes. and dude, i'm not a guy.

[TurdBerglar]

who gives a fuck if your a guy or not?

[cosmo105]

no, no. JESUS is the guy, the douchebag, around here.

no one cares what sex you are.

[IEatEmoChilds]

you can be very disrespectful in your ways. I may be young, but at leas i have some morals which seem to be conspicuously absent from your ways of life. I pray that you will be able to turn around your life and walk the path to your father in heaven dude so you can sit at his feet and worship and sing to His holy name dude.

[TurdBerglar]

if i ever see god im gonna set his beard on fire

[cosmo105]

i'm wicked down with that jesus dude, dude. he and i are like THIS, dude. he's my homedude, dude. i totally smoked a few bowls with him last week.

[IEatEmoChilds]

dude! i dont care man, you can say what ya 'bout me man. I'm perfectly content knowing that i shall be rewarded with my kingdom in heaven.

"can he still feel the nails, everytime i fail. Do the crowds scream crucify him again? Are the thorns pushed through his skin every time i curse his name? Yes, yet he forgives me every time"
^ a good song which you should listen to and think closely to the words and meaning of dude.

[cosmo105]

WELL THEN! AN E-TARD IS TRYING TO CONVERT ME OVER THE INTERNET! THE LAST 21 YEARS OF BEING AGNOSTIC HAVE BEEN PRETTY LAME, SO I THINK I JUST MIGHT GIVE THIS JESUS THING A SHOT! BY GUM, IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE!

[IEatEmoChilds]

OH my gosh! are you serious dude? i have a great religious sight if you want it. it can help you overcome your past from being lost without your shepherd dude. you'll be the third person that i've converted on this sight. thats what it's all about isn't it? helping people. :) thank you and God bless you and keep you..and bye the way... i forgive you.

[TurdBerglar]

this is becomeing a little too unbelievable now. it's not fun anymore

[Auton]

yeah, waaaay over the top

[IEatEmoChilds]

i'm sorry? i don't beleive i comprehend your confusion dudes. :confused:

[TurdBerglar]

ok shutup. it's over now

[Auton]

your jesus-freak shtick is getting alittle too out there to be believable

[RunInCircles]

what the heck was all that crap?

[TurdBerglar]

you tell us

[RobMoney]

This newbie dude reminds me of Walter...

Shomer fuckin Shabatz dude!!

...and dude, please, the prefered term is Asian American.

[ToucanSpam]

holy shit people are going to follow whatever religion they want, respect it or get dead.

[WildBaldMonkey]

If the people who commited these crimes were a different religion, say Buddhist, Hindu, basically anyhting other than a Christian, the religion would'nt even be a factor.

Jesus never taught that molesting kids was o.k., but what He did say was "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these." Jesus also said to his disciples: "Things that cause people to sin are bound to come, but woe to that person through whom they come. It would be better for him to be thrown into the sea with a millstone tied around his neck than for him to cause one of these little ones to sin.

I think It's really disrespectful for people to drag Jesus name down like what I've seen in this thread. If you don't believe in Jesus at least have a little respect for people that do.

[IEatEmoChilds]

exactly dude!

[QueenAdrock]

i'm wicked down with that jesus dude, dude. he and i are like THIS, dude. he's my homedude, dude. i totally smoked a few bowls with him last week.

Actually, that was Hey-zeus, and he steals hubcaps from cars. But he's pretty close to the other Jesus.

This one guy named Jesus worked at Target, and for Halloween, he dressed up as Jesus with a thorny crown and everything, and was wearing his little "Hi! I'm Jesus" name tag. It was teh sweet.

[Medellia]

exactly dude!
And you should respect those of us who don't believe in the bible. Don't preach to us and tell us we're wrong like you have been.

[GetYourWarOn]

And you should respect those of us who don't believe in the bible. Don't preach to us and tell us we're wrong like you have been.


you must be wicked popular in oklahoma.

[Medellia]

you must be wicked popular in oklahoma.
:D

My mom's family is Catholic, and that's the only church I've ever been to, so even if I was religious I would be deemed evil because for some reason in many parts of the state Catholics are on par with Satanists. It's because of the altar. We sacrifice people there ya know. :cool:

[GetYourWarOn]

:D

My mom's family is Catholic, and that's the only church I've ever been to, so even if I was religious I would be deemed evil because for some reason in many parts of the state Catholics are on par with Satanists. It's because of the altar. We sacrifice people there ya know. :cool:


i'm catholic too, but i haven't been to church ina while....something about the holy water boiling over onto the floor as soon as i walked in the door. :confused:

[Medellia]

[Qdrop]

dude.


dude!!!!



dude.

[cuckyposs]

People often ask me if I have any words of advice for young people.
Well, here are a few simple admonitions for young and old:

Never intefere in a boy-and-girl fight.

Beware of whores who say they don't want money.

The hell they don't.
What they mean is they want more money.
Much more.

If you're doing business with a religious son-of-a-bitch,
Get it in writing.

His word isn't worth shit.

Not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.

-Bill Burroughs

[IEatEmoChilds]

whatever rude dude :mad:

[WildBaldMonkey]

People often ask me if I have any words of advice for young people.
Well, here are a few simple admonitions for young and old:

Never intefere in a boy-and-girl fight.

Beware of whores who say they don't want money.

The hell they don't.
What they mean is they want more money.
Much more.

If you're doing business with a religious son-of-a-bitch,
Get it in writing.

His word isn't worth shit.

Not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.

-Bill Burroughs

Because we all know that a non-religous person would never screw someone over.

Yet another blanket judgement.

[emceefukit]

how could you make such a generalization? Your just like everyone else...so stereotypical! I'm a religious person and I'm not a bad person. You should learn to respect people and realize not everyone is associated with the same things even if they do carry the same title! That was very imature and rude! Yes there are some people who are religous and have done some terrible things..but religous people also help others! so you have no right to make such a stereotypical generalization! :mad: (!) (!) (!)
If you notice he doesnt have anything to say in response. His main objective is to stir the shit then sit back and watch the show. A grade A shit bag to say the least

[little j]

OMG someone dig up a story about a nonreligious child molester and post it. or something.
debate about religion elsewhere. its a lost debate. a lost cause, an empty conversation.
unless you're drunk, then its rather invigorating.

[cuckyposs]

Because we all know that a non-religous person would never screw someone over.

Yet another blanket judgement.


Sheesh where were you when God was handing out senses of humor?



"Now some of you may encounter the Devil's Bargain,
If you get that far.
Any old soul is worth saving,
At least to a priest,
But not every soul is worth buying
So you can take the offer as a compliment.
He tries the easy ones first.
You know like money,
All the money there is.
But who wants to be the richest guy in some cemetary?
Money won't buy.
Not much left to spend it on, eh gramps?
Getting too old to cut the mustard...

...Well they always try the easiest ones first.
How about an honorable bargain?
You always wanted to be a doctor,
Well now's your chance.
Why don't you become a great healer
And benefit humanity?
What's wrong with that?
Just about everything.
Just about everything.
There are no honorable bargains
Involving exchange
Of qualitative merchandise
Like souls
For quantitative merchandise
Like time and money.
So piss off Satan
And don't take me for dumber than I look.

An old junk pusher told me -
Watch whose money you pick up."




Google a quote every now and then, sometimes when you think people are being shitty, they're trying to avoid pandering to idiots and maybe (hopefully) to be funny, ironic or subtle.
-And if you're still pissed that I quoted Burroughs here, then dry your eyes princess, everybody's part asshole...

[cuckyposs]

OMG someone dig up a story about a nonreligious child molester and post it. or something.
debate about religion elsewhere. its a lost debate. a lost cause, an empty conversation.
unless you're drunk, then its rather invigorating.

Point taken, I would like to say that I wasn't trying to debate, only retelling a joke I'd heard...
How's it goin by the way? How's Seth?
-How's his hair?

[little j]

Point taken, I would like to say that I wasn't trying to debate, only retelling a joke I'd heard...
How's it goin by the way? How's Seth?
-How's his hair?

seth is well. his hair is getting better each time he gets it cut. i swear one day im going to shave his head in his sleep. yes. i dig bald guys.

thanks for asking, now back to religious banter.

[Echewta]

If you believed in The Force, this would never happen.

[CrankItUp!]

Shit , if you dont like em - then stay the fuck away from them ! (lb)