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If you have a significant other, whether it's a girlfriend, boyfriend or a wife... my suggestion to you, since it's Friday night - pick up a bouquet of flowers on your way home - "just because" and present it to the woman you love...
Why? Because I said so.
YoungRemy
07-22-2005, 04:34 PM
:( my lady's in Baltimore for the weekend...
Tone Capone
07-22-2005, 04:36 PM
If you have a significant other, whether it's a girlfriend, boyfriend or a wife... my suggestion to you, since it's Friday night - pick up a bouquet of flowers on your way home - "just because" and present it to the woman you love...
Why? Because I said so.
Last time I did that, I got slapped...
Last time I did that, I got slapped...
you never bring a girl spray-painted green carnations...
ms.peachy
07-22-2005, 04:43 PM
mr.peachy brought me home an orchid last week :o
That was nice.
mr.peachy brought me home an orchid last week :o
That was nice.
:) :) :)
Tone Capone
07-22-2005, 04:45 PM
you never bring a girl spray-painted green carnations...
Ah yes... hind sight is 20/20
enree erzweglle
07-22-2005, 05:30 PM
Last week, my guy friend goes, "I have something for you."
And I go, "Is it a love letter written on girlie paper?"
And he goes, "No, it's the route to walk from the [Zurich] train station to your hotel."
And I go, "That is a love letter, it's just not on the girlie paper."
Are you all sick to your stomachs now?
Because I got more of the same if that didn't do it for you.
GreenEarthAl
07-22-2005, 05:31 PM
Highly unlikely.
More likely is that I would draw a picture or write a poem or some such. Take a picture of a flower and do some digital painting from it and afix a poem to it. And leave the flower be.
Loppfessor
07-22-2005, 05:34 PM
Highly unlikely.
More likely is that I would draw a picture or write a poem or some such. Take a picture of a flower and do some digital painting from it and afix a poem to it. And leave the flower be.
You had me at "highly unlikely".....Flowers are cool though but only every now and again.
beastieangel01
07-22-2005, 05:59 PM
even though I am not a boy, I picked up something even better:
I picked up tons of cleaning supplies so my boyfriend can clean the damned bathroom. I paid for them all too. $45 dollars worth! He better clean that bathroom too. It's so bad it's to the point that I don't want to put my ass on that damned toilet!
oh yeah, and flowers are nice.
I prefer a new video game or something myself though.
paul jones
07-22-2005, 06:27 PM
If you have a significant other, whether it's a girlfriend, boyfriend or a wife... my suggestion to you, since it's Friday night - pick up a bouquet of flowers on your way home - "just because" and present it to the woman you love...
Why? Because I said so.
damn...I'm home now and I just switched on my computer
I can't wait to have sweaty sex again
King PSYZ
07-22-2005, 06:27 PM
doubtful
Echewta
07-22-2005, 06:32 PM
I suggest the women do the same for their men.
King PSYZ
07-22-2005, 07:15 PM
also doubtful
alruggs
07-22-2005, 07:27 PM
I sent my boy flowers more recently then he's sent them to me.
Auton
07-22-2005, 07:31 PM
flowers got me nothing but fucking trouble
TurdBerglar
07-22-2005, 08:26 PM
anyone who gets happy over fuckn' flowers is a god damn moron
CrankItUp!
07-22-2005, 08:31 PM
Just bring her the erection and she'll show the affection - simple enough ! :D
roosta
07-22-2005, 09:03 PM
If you have a significant other, whether it's a girlfriend, boyfriend or a wife... my suggestion to you, since it's Friday night - pick up a bouquet of flowers on your way home - "just because" and present it to the woman you love...
Why? Because I said so.
God damn it, im going to do that!
RobMoney
07-22-2005, 09:58 PM
I don't think chicks on paper care about flowers
Depends on the girl really,....
Some love them and will practically melt over a bouquet of flowers.
Some see them as a waste, or even as a negative gesture because they will die within a few days.
bigblu89
07-22-2005, 10:05 PM
I came home a mowed the lawn.
That's worth much more then a stinkin' bouquet of flowers.
bigblu89
07-22-2005, 10:21 PM
I'm half puerto rican, so for $5, a papaya soda, and a few slices of pizza, I'll do your front yard.
jabumbo
07-22-2005, 10:38 PM
i would think doing the exact opposite of what you say, kll, is whaty i should actually do
zorra_chiflada
07-23-2005, 03:02 AM
joe buys me plants all the time - this is partly because he works at the garden section of a hardware store.
Mcmac
07-23-2005, 03:17 AM
i just slapped haydon and now hes taking a backwards kanga on the other dudes toilet...does this count as flowers :confused:
afronaut
07-23-2005, 09:40 AM
my boyfriend is allergic.
avignon
07-23-2005, 12:54 PM
even though I am not a boy, I picked up something even better:
I picked up tons of cleaning supplies so my boyfriend can clean the damned bathroom. I paid for them all too. $45 dollars worth! He better clean that bathroom too. It's so bad it's to the point that I don't want to put my ass on that damned toilet!
oh yeah, and flowers are nice.
I prefer a new video game or something myself though.
Oh honey, I've been there. (I mean, not in your boyfriend's stinky dirty bathroom, but, ah hell! You know what I mean!)
The last time I got flowers, first thing I said was, "What have you done wrong?"
Second thing I said was, "You paid for these, right?"
IEatEmoChilds
07-23-2005, 04:36 PM
i'm pretty young and ignorant to the whole thing, but i don't think that material gifts are all that important. Just the simple happiness of being together and enjoying eachothers company at church. He isn't very skilled at poems, but...i guess he did his best on this one while he was away on vaccation.
if a kiss was a raindrop... i'd send you showers,
if hugs were a second... i'd send you hours,
if my love for you was water... i'd send you the sea,
and if corny poems were a person... i'd send you, me.
^its the thought that counts i guess. i mean...i like it.
IEatEmoChilds
07-23-2005, 04:39 PM
adam_f
07-23-2005, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by beastieangel01
even though I am not a boy, I picked up something even better:
I picked up tons of cleaning supplies so my boyfriend can clean the damned bathroom. I paid for them all too. $45 dollars worth! He better clean that bathroom too. It's so bad it's to the point that I don't want to put my ass on that damned toilet!
oh yeah, and flowers are nice.
I prefer a new video game or something myself though.
I got vomit on the toilet seat last night and I cleaned it up. Yet I was still afraid to put my ass on it because I was scared I missed something.
Irrelevant, but true.
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