please talk some sense into Auton-career advice needed

[alruggs]

Baby Mama Drama (auton) says:
im giving up music
Dre (me) says:
shut the fuck up
Baby Mama Drama says:
i've been thinking about it for the longest time
Baby Mama Drama says:
and i decided that my true calling is to design tea cozies
Dre says:
I hate you so hard right now
Baby Mama Drama says:
its so true, shits on the real, son
Baby Mama Drama says:
i got this joint
Baby Mama Drama says:
looks a pastel blue star
Baby Mama Drama says:
crumbs can't fall in that shit, son
Dre says:
I'll fight you'
Baby Mama Drama says:
these motherfucking cozies is the future
Dre says:
I'll break my tea cup on the table and use the shards to fight you
Baby Mama Drama says:
ahhhfucknoooo
Dre says:
ohhellsyesssssss
Baby Mama Drama says:
bitch please, i got this cozie shit covering my ass like kevlar
Baby Mama Drama says:
ill fuckin, ill fuckin smother you with a pink flower cozie
Baby Mama Drama says:
an shit
Dre says:
I'm leaving early
Baby Mama Drama says:
leaving early? feeling alright?
Dre says:
it's a long story
Dre says:
I'm ok
Dre says:
my uterus is a bit uncomfortable though
Baby Mama Drama says:
well THAT's not good
Baby Mama Drama says:
i hope you feel better
Dre says:
what would the name of your company be?
Dre says:
Co-eze-e?
Baby Mama Drama says:
Co-eze-on-me-
Baby Mama Drama says:
z
Dre says:
hahahaha

[Loppfessor]

I really should start serving tea to company more often...

[Bitchamachacha]

Hahahahaha!

MUSICAL TEA COZIES!!

[Auton]

brilliant!

[cosmo105]

nipple cozies.

[Auton]

brilliant-er!

you can be my model, cosmo ;)

and uh, that steger boy can too ;)

[cosmo105]

NEVER HAVE COLD, DIRTY, OR DUSTY NIPPLES AGAIN! with new...

TITTYMUFFS!


like earmuffs, only for your nipples!

[Auton]

FROM THE MAKERS OF DICK SCARVES!

[cosmo105]

HAHAHAHAHAH


oh god


what an image


Auton smiling, giving the thumbs up, his wang in a scarf


:(

[Auton]

:( ?

is steger's scarf too big for him? i'm sorry, but "mosquito" is the smallest size we have :( :-D

[Auton]

oh, and cosmo, your order of dinner-plate size nipple cozies just got in! :-D

[cosmo105]

aww!!

call the extra-large size Cozzies! :o

[Auton]

you can wrap them shits around basketballs

[jabumbo]

my parents actually have a tea cozy thats from packistan


you can't beat that shit man

[TurdBerglar]

we have faceclothes that have "made in packistan" on them. it makes me laugh every time