your worst birthday ever....

[cookiepuss]

so what was it?
what happened?

did you light your hair on fire with you birthday candles?
did an important person forget your b-day altogether?

it's my boyfriends birthday today and I can't be with him because he work sent him on a business trip as of last sunday (he doesn't get to come home til next thurs). So he's living out of a hotel,he worked all day today in 100+ degree weather puting together a store and to top it off his parents forgot to call him. I'm pretty much the only one who acknowledged his birthday (I sent him ballons and a basket of fruit&candy.) Ah so even thoough he's really greatful that I when to the trouble to do something for his b-day, he's pretty bummed out. and last year was kinda the same thing, he worked and most everyone forgot.

so I thought if I could hear about other people's bad birthday I could maybe make him laugh and perhaps realize that it could be worse. ya know?

ok go!

[TurdBerglar]

i tend to forget my own birthday

[cookiepuss]

i tend to forget my own birthday

that's good. cause that way, any day could be your birthday.

[TurdBerglar]

at my job they annouce peoples' birthdays over the intercom. last year they announced mine and i went up to the guy there that has the same name as mine and asked him how old he was now.

[wavin_goodbye]

my good friends either forgot/just didn't know.. so i went to a movie with my brother and sis instead...

i'm not a big fan of birthdays generally though

[Chicka B]

When: 1997

How old: 7

What happened:

I got into a fight with some dude named "fudge" and threatened to throw a rock at him (and I really wasn't) and to my surprise, he had a real metal bat in his hand and swung it really hard at me and it hit my eye and there was a big bloody mess, it was also the first time I've rode in an ambulance. :eek:

[jabumbo]

19th birthday, i had to take a calculus 2 final in a room that was hot and very humid, and outside there was a flash thunderstorm, and i didnt have an umbrella, so i had to run to the nearest bus shelter about 4 blocks away and wait for the bus to come get me when i was done

[Medellia]

21st. I went to Bennigan's and got my first legal alcoholic beverage (a Corona) and then saw the second Matrix movie at a second run theatre. I did that because my parents were supposed to make some big birthday dinner for me the next day, but they didn't so I went to see School of Rock with my roommate. We came home and she went to bed while I decided to just chill out and watch some MST3K. And then Joe shows up. He's my then landlady drunken frat boy son. He came over with a few of his buddies (and by a few I mean ten) just to introduce me, since they had just moved in on the other side of the courtyard. But they stayed for three hours! It was freezing and I just wanted to go inside, get some pizza, watch a movie and then go to bed, but no. I had to stay out there in the freezing rain and talk to those tards. Finally everyone left but Joe, who stayed behind to tell me that I have a hot ass and he would like to take me to see Kill Bill because of said hot ass. Worst. Birthday. Ever. :mad:


Oh, and my parents didn't give me my presents until a week later. And they weren't wrapped. And I didn't have a cake. :mad:

[iceygirl]

my worst birthday ever will without a doubt be this year, and most likely all the birthdays that follow.
my grandpa and i shared the same birthday and there was always a family party, etc.(he was always the only reason to go to any family things on my mom's side of the family) our birthday is august 28 and last year he was hospitalized shortly before our birthday and died on september 2nd. i will most likely schedule myself to work on that day to simply try to distract myself.

[pip07]

7, it was supposed to be a nice holiday inn b-day party until a large group of (certain race) showed up and started a riot. I was escorted by S.W.A.T at 2:00 A.M.

[TurdBerglar]

21st. I went to Bennigan's and got my first legal alcoholic beverage (a Corona) and then saw the second Matrix movie at a second run theatre. I did that because my parents were supposed to make some big birthday dinner for me the next day, but they didn't so I went to see School of Rock with my roommate. We came home and she went to bed while I decided to just chill out and watch some MST3K. And then Joe shows up. He's my then landlady drunken frat boy son. He came over with a few of his buddies (and by a few I mean ten) just to introduce me, since they had just moved in on the other side of the courtyard. But they stayed for three hours! It was freezing and I just wanted to go inside, get some pizza, watch a movie and then go to bed, but no. I had to stay out there in the freezing rain and talk to those tards. Finally everyone left but Joe, who stayed behind to tell me that I have a hot ass and he would like to take me to see Kill Bill because of said hot ass. Worst. Birthday. Ever. :mad:


Oh, and my parents didn't give me my presents until a week later. And they weren't wrapped. And I didn't have a cake. :mad:


so lets see this ass

[Rock]

on my 16th birthday i was getting high off of inhalants (yeah yeah, I know)...and my friend threw a can at me cause i hit him, and it cut my head open. I ended up getting 9 stiches above my eye. The next day it looked like someone had sown (is that a word?) a baseball under my eyebrow.

[TurdBerglar]

sewn... i think

[Medellia]

so lets see this ass
I knew you would say something like this.

[beastie fresh]

No one remembers my birthday anymore, I dont care much

[TAL]

It was my 14th birthday and I was sitting in the kitchen feeling ready to throw up, on my way to the bathroom I fainted and bit through my bottom lip as I hit the floor. But that's ok, the worst part is that mom wouldn't let dad take pictures of me :mad:

[Loppfessor]

September 11th 2001....was my 21st b-day. Umm something else happened that day but I can't recall what. All I remember is that it was a pretty shitty day...

[Documad]

September 11th 2001....was my 21st b-day. Umm something else happened that day but I can't recall what. All I remember is that it was a pretty shitty day...
It's also my friend's birthday, but at least it wasn't his 21st!

A few years ago, I had been working a lot and wanted to just be alone on my birthday so I turned down offers for brunch and dinner. It was a Sunday and by about 3 p.m. I was bored out of my mind, went to see a really bad action movie, and was surrounded by the worst mannered group of movie-goers I can ever remember. It was so depressing. I went to the grocery and bought a brownie for birthday dessert. I never again turned down birthday dinner invites. :)

[ToucanSpam]

so lets see this ass

[Sarky Devotchka]

last year when I turned 25, I was in the midst of a pretty bad breakup and he showed up at my whirly ball party. It sucked because people that I didn't even know came to it, just because they wanted to play. and I was pissed that the ex came because he did it just so people wouldn't think he was a jerk or that we were breaking up. ass. I felt all awkward and angry and disappointed. I managed to get drunk though I guess, and I don't really remember what happened after that. I probably cried or something.

[adam_f]

August 4, 2001. Fifteenth birthday. I wish for a puppy. I get no puppy. Puppyless, I go on.

[RunInCircles]

Yea, my dad didn't show up for my birthday at first. He was drunk when he finally did. He made a big scene and my mom cried and a bunch of crap. They're seperated now...

[zorra_chiflada]

all of my birthdays were pretty crap except for my 19th last year.

[GreenEarthAl]

On my 30th birthday I was pretty much confined to the house watching my mother who had taken ill. She hadn't been able to walk for more than a year but now she was going through dimentia and so not only did she not know it was my birthday but she also did not know who I was. She couldn't breathe and I was pretty sure she was going to die. And I think all I did all day was take care of her and post here.

Worst by far.

[Medellia]

so lets see this ass
Not you too! :mad:

[TurdBerglar]

SHOW IT

SHOW IT

SHOW IT

SHOW IT

[Medellia]

SHOW IT

SHOW IT

SHOW IT

SHOW IT
NO

NO

NO

NO

[TurdBerglar]

i've shown mine


why not show yours?

[Medellia]

Begging will get you nowhere.

[TurdBerglar]

you consider that begging?

[Medellia]

Good point. That was badgering.

[TurdBerglar]

you have absolutely nothing to loose with showing your ass here. things like that are a common experience. people will probably like you better

[zorra_chiflada]

people will probably like you better

hahahhaha!!

yeah, that's actually true

[Medellia]

I already know people would like me better. :cool:

Jesus, you're like a perverted DroppinScience. "Post more pictures of your face" "Post pictures of your ass". Criminey people!

[TurdBerglar]

who gives a fuck about your face?

[Medellia]

Droppin of course.

[TurdBerglar]

well that guy is a complete douchebag. don't worry about him

[Medellia]

well that guy is a complete douchebag. don't worry about him
:eek: He's my friend!

And it's not him I'm worried about.





I'm worried about what you're gonna do with pictures of my ass. :(

[TurdBerglar]

ummm


look at it?

[zorra_chiflada]

can you PM me a picture of your arse?

[TurdBerglar]

yeah, give it to zorra

[Medellia]

ummm


look at it?
You'll probably print it out and jizz all over it. :mad:

[Medellia]

can you PM me a picture of your arse?
Now you wanna see it to, Zorra! Jeebus, my ass ain't that hot. Almost, but not quite.

[TurdBerglar]

You'll probably print it out and jizz all over it. :mad:


well that would be a first

[zorra_chiflada]

Now you wanna see it to, Zorra! Jeebus, my ass ain't that hot. Almost, but not quite.

i've never posted any body part on here.

[TurdBerglar]

yes you have. you posted yourself wearing that tight shirt

[zorra_chiflada]

yes you have. you posted yourself wearing that tight shirt

you could hardly see it!

[DroppinScience]

I already know people would like me better. :cool:

Jesus, you're like a perverted DroppinScience. "Post more pictures of your face" "Post pictures of your ass". Criminey people!

Oh man, I'm being compared to Turd?? :mad:

To quote Blur... this is a low. :(

[TurdBerglar]

you could hardly see it!


well i guess it was enough

[Medellia]

well that would be a first
*sigh* it was just a joke.

Anyway, I give in. Here's my ass (http://slowchildren.com/tiwanaku/images/background.jpg).

[TurdBerglar]

yeah i saw that comeing

[zorra_chiflada]

*sigh* it was just a joke.

Anyway, I give in. Here's my ass (http://slowchildren.com/tiwanaku/images/background.jpg).

awww, what a cute ass.

[Medellia]

Oh man, I'm being compared to Turd?? :mad:

To quote Blur... this is a low. :(
I'm sowwy. :o

I only said it because he keeps asking for pics like you always do. Only he wants to see just my ass whereas you want to see my face. Besides, I defended you when he call you a douche. :p

[Medellia]

yeah i saw that comeing
Who didn't?

[TurdBerglar]

so it's not ok to want to see your ass but it's sweet to want to see your face?

[Medellia]

supersaboteur62:I for one am pretty offended that I'm compared to Turd
elanor1024:I'm sowwy
elanor1024:haha, I gave in and posted "my ass" for turd
supersaboteur62: WHERE???
elanor1024: birthday thread
elanor1024: okay, I posted a link to it
supersaboteur62: Damn, I'd tap that
elanor1024:hahaha

[Medellia]

so it's not ok to want to see your ass but it's sweet to want to see your face?
I didn't say that. There is nothing wrong with someone wanting to see my ass. But if you keep saying "show us, show us" then don't be surprised if I am less than enthusiastic about it.

[TurdBerglar]

DON'T SHOW US

DON'T SHOW US

DON'T SHOW US

DON'T SHOW US

[Medellia]

:rolleyes: Your reverse psychology won't work on me.








*runs off to take ass pictures*

[TurdBerglar]

ok i've lost interest


NEEEEXT

[zorra_chiflada]

:rolleyes: Your reverse psychology won't work on me.








*runs off to take ass pictures*

haha! is your camera big enough?



i'm kidding

[Medellia]

haha! is your camera big enough?



i'm kidding
Please, my ass isn't J.Lo big.




Oh god, I just said J.Lo. :(

[zorra_chiflada]

Please, my ass isn't J.Lo big.




Oh god, I just said J.Lo. :(

the bogans (trailer trash) next door to my friend's house named their dog J.Lo

[Medellia]

Hahaha

I dressed up as her for Halloween a couple fo years ago. Well, I was Jennifer Lopez as an Irish woman. :o