Guess what Turd has in common with Bush

[RobMoney]

Bush bruised in bicycle crash (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4658327.stm)


Accident prone indeed!

[avignon]

Man, I thought you were gonna say Bush doesn't like pussy either.

[CrankItUp!]

John Kerry can and he has a hair helmet. (y)

[beastie fresh]

In January 2002, he grazed his cheek after choking on a pretzel and fainting.

:D

[QueenAdrock]

It's amazing how Bush's secret service is state-of-the-art and can detect assassination attempts from a mile away, and put a stop to them just as quickly.

And then he almost dies on his bicycle, or by eating pretzels. Sigh.

[TurdBerglar]

the last time i fell off my bike was almost a year ago. i clipped a big trash barrel and when flying into on comeing traffic

[zorra_chiflada]

i crashed my bike into someone's front yard. there were kids that were laughing at me i think.

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah, well I fell off my bike when I was 13 because I was trying to stand up to pedal and the pedal came off and I hit the pavement at like 20 mph with no helmet on. Luckily, I had put my elbow out to help break the fall. My skull still hit the pavement pretty hard, but not as hard as it would have if I hadn't broken my fall. I was vacationing in the OBX (remote island at the end of NC) and they took me to the local firestation/health center and they couldn't do anything for me so they medivacced me to the mainland where they said I had a moderate to severe concussion. I then got to re-teach myself to walk for the next few weeks, and my balance has never been the same.

But that was due to faulty engineering.

[TurdBerglar]

sounds like gremlins to me

[QueenAdrock]

you know, you're right.

those fuckers :mad: