MAD

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

My dad made something similar to this about 15 years ago. He's in a wheelchair and he really hates people who park in handicap spots without a decal and i do to. So i made this newer version with my dad's exact words.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/mbsteger82/mad.jpg

It's still a WIP.The lines around the beret i made need to be finer and i was thinking of adding a gun too. That might be too much. But i want to print these out and if anyone wants a higher res version to print out, just pm me. or im me.

[QueenAdrock]

When I purchased my '90 Lebaron, I found a bunch of fake parking tickets in the glovebox. They looked official, you filled out all the information of the other car and everything. It said something on the bottom, along the lines of "Judging from your parking job, you sir, are a jackass. I wish you early transmission failure during rush hour and may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

I filled out one and put it on a Mercedes who had diagonally parked across two spots to "show off" his car. I should have waited around for his reaction, I bet it was great.

[b-grrrlie]

Isn't militant spellt with one l?

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

Isn't militant spellt with one l?
righto :o

[SobaViolence]

i wish i could see something other than a red X

[ToucanSpam]

i wish i could see something other than a red X
you arent missing much, it isnt that funny. Sorry Boomin.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

you arent missing much, it isnt that funny. Sorry Boomin.
it's not for the funneh. It's for the jackasses to make them feel like shit.

trust me, this is how my dad gets revenge.

[Auton]

toucan remembered to take his dickhead medication today, good for him!

[cosmo105]

^haha :D

it's infuriating to see that shit. especially when it's some fucktard bro in a mustang his parents bought him (dude, my dad owns a dealership) waiting for his skanky girlfriend to come out of the spa next door to my store.

[QueenAdrock]

it's not for the funneh. It's for the jackasses to make them feel like shit.

trust me, this is how my dad gets revenge.


Pfft, why not a brick through the window, sugar in the gas tank, or nails in the tires? Cut brake lines work well too.

You damn kids nowadays don't know how to have fun. Why, when I was your age I KEPT IT REALZ.
:mad:

[tracky]

When I purchased my '90 Lebaron, I found a bunch of fake parking tickets in the glovebox. They looked official, you filled out all the information of the other car and everything. It said something on the bottom, along the lines of "Judging from your parking job, you sir, are a jackass. I wish you early transmission failure during rush hour and may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

I filled out one and put it on a Mercedes who had diagonally parked across two spots to "show off" his car. I should have waited around for his reaction, I bet it was great.

good stuff, I should print some out myself :D Occasionally I will print one out at work and stick it on a work mate's car, all authentic looking (i scanned one of the damn things) but with little clues like the number-plate being changed to suc-ker etc. The fines are only $14 dollars but it's so funny watching them come back in steaming cause they got a ticket and no one else did. Usually takes them a few days to figure it out too :D

/workplace cunt

[Documad]

My dad was in a wheelchair for about a year (then he graduated to walker, crutches, and eventually a cane) but he had the sticker for 11 years.
It's a good thing that I don't carry acid on me, or I'd be tempted to use it.

[QueenAdrock]

You mean the burning chemical kind, or the LSD kind? Because LSD wouldn't do much help in that kind of situation.

I've heard that bologna strips paint right off. You can cut letters out of oscar meyer slices and put it on their hood, and when they peel it off, it's permanently on....I don't know if that's true though. Someone go test it out.