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adam_f
07-25-2005, 10:34 AM
He seems confused.

He's looking at it.

He's driving away.
Qdrop
07-25-2005, 10:36 AM
that's funny.
Yorkshire~Rose
07-25-2005, 10:38 AM
that's funny.

Not for the cat :(
beastieangel01
07-25-2005, 10:41 AM
:(

I am so glad I have not run over an animal, that I know of. I wouldn't know what to do, and I'd probably cry.
jabumbo
07-25-2005, 10:42 AM
my mailman is a woman
Lindsey_1535
07-25-2005, 10:42 AM
The sound must have been gross. ALL SSSQQQUIISHHhh!!
adam_f
07-25-2005, 10:43 AM
I went out and got the mail.

I looked at the cat.

It's dead.

My Entertainment Weekly finally came, two days late.
beastiegirrl101
07-25-2005, 10:43 AM
give it a proper burial
DemonicAngel444
07-25-2005, 10:45 AM
Poor Kitty Kat. :( I had a kitty kat but a stupid old lady stole it and we never got it back. Dang old lady! I hope my cat scratches her and makes her bleed! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anywayz, really sad story for the cat.
Yorkshire~Rose
07-25-2005, 11:02 AM
I went out and got the mail.

I looked at the cat.

It's dead.

My Entertainment Weekly finally came, two days late.

Now that did make me laugh :D

Anywho back to the cat, does it have a collar and tag on? Maybe you could call the owner?
Qdrop
07-25-2005, 11:06 AM
stick it in your mailbox for a pleasant surprise for him tomorrow

that would be hilarious.

the mailman would think it was haunting him.....
like some poorly written Twighlight Zone or Outer Limits episode...

"ahhhhhh....it's that cat! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
jabumbo
07-25-2005, 11:06 AM
you read entertainment weekly?
adam_f
07-25-2005, 11:08 AM
Yeah, I do. Better than Highlights.
Yorkshire~Rose
07-25-2005, 11:08 AM
that would be hilarious.

the mailman would think it was haunting him.....
like some poorly written Twighlight Zone or Outer Limits episode...

"ahhhhhh....it's that cat! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Haha! That reminds me of some cartoon i once saw. It had this song in it that went "but the cat came back, the very next day" :)
jabumbo
07-25-2005, 11:09 AM
Yeah, I do. Better than Highlights.


naw dude. goofus and gallant and the timbertoes were the shit
adam_f
07-25-2005, 11:10 AM
hahaha! My neighbor Theo got a shovel, scooped it up, and took it in his house. He doesn't have a cat, so now I'm curious.
jabumbo
07-25-2005, 11:11 AM
hahaha! My neighbor Theo got a shovel, scooped it up, and took it in his house. He doesn't have a cat, so now I'm curious.

does he have a good knife and a grill?
beastieangel01
07-25-2005, 11:12 AM
hahaha! My neighbor Theo got a shovel, scooped it up, and took it in his house. He doesn't have a cat, so now I'm curious.

boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.
jabumbo
07-25-2005, 11:15 AM
boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.


that thing gave me nightmares, i swear
beastieangel01
07-25-2005, 11:18 AM
that thing gave me nightmares, i swear

that flash movie, gollum, or sam?
jabumbo
07-25-2005, 11:21 AM
that flash movie, gollum, or sam?

the flash movie...


all of it kept getting stuck in my head because they repeated it about 50 times
TurdBerglar
07-25-2005, 12:19 PM
i could of turned this event into an epic story. what the fuck