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DipDipDive
07-25-2005, 12:27 PM
Well?

I'd say no if he wasn't rich.

cosmo105
07-25-2005, 12:30 PM
looks like i won't be eating today :(

beastieangel01
07-25-2005, 12:30 PM
dahaha^

I think no. I think some things on his show are funny but ...I wouldn't touch that thang!

p.s. he SO jacked my 'evil' stapler remover idea :(

TurdBerglar
07-25-2005, 12:31 PM
who is this fucker and what's so special about him?

P of R
07-25-2005, 12:33 PM
who is this fucker and what's so special about him?

beastieangel01
07-25-2005, 12:34 PM
link (http://www.google.com/)

TurdBerglar
07-25-2005, 12:35 PM
NO :mad:

adam_f
07-25-2005, 12:36 PM
I wouldn't say pussy

g-mile7
07-25-2005, 12:40 PM
that old kid (what is he rumored to be 27?) gets it come on he's goofy as fuck and on TV/famous, those two factors right there will get it for ya

kll
07-25-2005, 01:06 PM
He probably gets more pussy than most of the members of this board...

why else would he have the amazing self-esteem that he has?

Chicka B
07-25-2005, 01:08 PM
I voted yes because there are some crazy beyotches, but I wouldn't touch that with a 50 foot long stick. :p

paul jones
07-25-2005, 01:10 PM
What a funny surname!

I can't say it without saying Milktits

haw haw!

QueenAdrock
07-25-2005, 01:11 PM
I'd say no if he wasn't rich.

Add "famous" and you'll have my answer. I mean come on, when you think about it, most people would say "No way" to the idea of the police officer from the Village People still gettin' ass solely for being the police officer, but when you think about it, how many people would do him just to say "I slept with the cop from Village People"? I mean, sure it's lame, but it gets you recognition. Of course, this is all hypothetical cuz I'm pretty sure the cop and the rest of the group is gay. But seriously, that thought is what went through my head when I watched the Six Flags commercial, and now is good a time as any to bring up that point.

Anywho, same deal with Andy.

SobaViolence
07-25-2005, 01:18 PM
from the looks of the website, it's some more mtv bullshit (n)

g-mile7
07-25-2005, 01:22 PM
from the looks of the website, it's some more mtv bullshit (n)

its more stupid humor than actaul funny like "look at his fat ass rapping and acting like he is reatarded" shit like that

beastieangel01
07-25-2005, 01:22 PM
it's actually pretty funny from time to time.

I mean, come on. Biz Markie in a pink tutu and dubbed 'the rap fairy.' It's fun times.

DipDipDive
07-25-2005, 01:23 PM
I HATE YOU AND YOUR WEIRD NIPPLES!!!!

adam_f
07-25-2005, 01:28 PM
I doubt there's ever a time when Biz isn't high.

DipDipDive
07-25-2005, 01:29 PM
I doubt there's ever a time when Biz isn't high.

Whatever. He was TOTALLY sober when he laid down the vocals for Benny and the Jets. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

paul jones
07-25-2005, 01:39 PM
Whatever. He was TOTALLY sober when he laid down the vocals for Benny and the Jets. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I'm gonna stick that on the car tape I'm making right now, thankssssh! :D

Vladimir
07-25-2005, 02:08 PM
he's the man. for real (http://www.videosblog.com/andy/). he gets more ass than blackbeard.

Echewta
07-25-2005, 02:13 PM
Your concern for him is admirable.

afronaut
07-25-2005, 03:03 PM
I'd do him, but what about Verne Troyer? Do you think it's really big enough to really be felt? I mean, it can't be any bigger than a pinky.


But back to Andy. I wonder if his balls have dropped? Same thing with Gary Coleman. Does that disease or whatever it is let their balls drop?

Freebasser
07-25-2005, 03:04 PM
Wouldn't they just drag along on the floor if they did?

Rock
07-25-2005, 03:07 PM
I'd do him, but what about Verne Troyer? Do you think it's really big enough to really be felt? I mean, it can't be any bigger than a pinky.

That is a common mistake people make. They don't realize that it is God's cruel joke to give developmentally challenged people and little people huge cocklers.

kll
07-25-2005, 04:25 PM
That is a common mistake people make. They don't realize that it is God's cruel joke to give developmentally challenged people and little people huge cocklers.
for real? how do they masturbate then with their little hands and huge weiners?

RobMoney
07-25-2005, 04:46 PM
SEX, and whether or not he gets any, or with whom, is the last thing I'm thinking of when I see that kids show.

kll
07-25-2005, 04:49 PM
SEX, and whether or not he gets any, or with whom, is the last thing I'm thinking of when I see that kids show.
HE'S OLDER THAN YOUR G/F.

RobMoney
07-25-2005, 04:51 PM
His body is as mature as a 14 y.o. boy.


P.S. Wouldn't it be cool to get this disease when you are like 19 or 21 and you'd look that age for the rest of your days? Another example of God's cruel sense of humor perhaps?

kll
07-25-2005, 04:55 PM
His body is as mature as a 14 y.o. boy.


P.S. Wouldn't it be cool to get this disease when you are like 19 or 21 and you'd look that age for the rest of your days? Another example of God's cruel sense of humor perhaps?

yeah... it gets tiring looking like a senior citizen...

Rock
07-26-2005, 06:41 AM
for real? how do they masturbate then with their little hands and huge weiners?
its kind of like a 2 year old drinking from a can of pepsi. Double handed.

tracky
07-26-2005, 07:40 AM
I don't think he's that funny. I downloaded one of his shows the other day and it made me chuckle occasionally, but I dunno, he falls down a bit, just can't quite keep his composure and stuff. Best thing I ever saw of his was the crispy rhyme thing with "daad I want to nail you in the caboose". That's some funny shit (y)

anyway, I'm not sure whether he'd get pussy or not. I voted no to be safe

The Notorious LOL
07-26-2005, 09:54 AM
if he doesnt, he could based off his show.

kll
07-26-2005, 10:04 AM
its kind of like a 2 year old drinking from a can of pepsi. Double handed.
great visual... thanks!