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Odie
07-25-2005, 08:30 PM
http://www.r-kelly.com/index_main.html

Click video for the (unintentionally?) funniest music videos I have ever seen and feel that drama.

QweenOfBoggle
07-25-2005, 11:28 PM
classic! this guy is truly a dirtbag. they had some special on vh1 about this "hip-hopera" hahahaha.

Vladimir
07-26-2005, 12:49 PM
Me and my friends sat around and watched the whole thing. It was funnier than many of the new shows on comedy central. I loved it. I loved how he tried to do some kind of concepty, prog-R&B thing with no choruses and the 5 part song, except that nothing changed between any of the 5 parts and there was a total of 2 rhyming lines in the whole 15 minutes. He's awful. Hilariously awful.

Mr Films
07-26-2005, 01:01 PM
now he looks at the CLOSET
now he walks up to the CLOSET
then he looks at the CLOSET
remember, I'm in the CLOSET
he looks some more at the CLOSET
he puts hi9s hand out to grab the doorknob on the CLOSET
it's kind of cramped in the CLOSET
he turns the handle on the CLOSET
he opens the door to the CLOSET
he looks at me, I'm in the CLOSET
it's not until I wrote this song I realized nothing rhymes with CLOSET

Deep_Sea_Rain
07-26-2005, 02:55 PM
R. Kelly can eat some glass, frickin' pedophile....

Vladimir
07-26-2005, 03:18 PM
And the man stepped up to the CLOSET
I wanted to pee on him like a FAUCET

thats all that came to mind

kll
07-26-2005, 04:26 PM
classic! this guy is truly a dirtbag. they had some special on vh1 about this "hip-hopera" hahahaha.


my god- i turned it on and sat with my mouth hanging to the floor for 20 minutes.

ToucanSpam
07-26-2005, 04:32 PM
I really hate that man.

Funkyfreshgrape
07-26-2005, 07:01 PM
i think its a funny music video!!!!!! :D

Chicka B
07-26-2005, 07:18 PM
Oooh oooh!!!

The bank person was in the CLOSET
So I asked for a DEPOSIT

:rolleyes: that don't rhyme does it?

Darko
07-26-2005, 10:45 PM
If you go to the Jimmy Kimmel Live site, you can see parts 1 and 2 of 'The Pizza', which is a 5-part opera about Jimmy eating a pizza. It's pretty funny.

Auton
07-27-2005, 12:55 AM
that song/video is fuckin ill, and you all know it

Mr Films
07-27-2005, 12:58 AM
that song/video is fuckin ill, and you all know it

it certainly is ill-conceived!

zing!

Auton
07-27-2005, 01:00 AM
oh snap!

popcorn girl
07-27-2005, 01:01 AM
hey be prepared, there is going to be more parts

i know i will totally buy his next cd so i can see the ending to this video

dodgy bob
07-27-2005, 07:40 AM
OMG! that mo-fo is so lame i was actually embarrased for him. I couldn't look at my own reflection after witnessing this crap, get this dirty nonce of the screens and airwaves! (n)

adam_f
07-27-2005, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by Auton
that song/video is fuckin ill, and you all know it

I thought it was fucking great. Couldn't believe I actually got pissed during the commercials when I watched it on VH1.

kll
07-27-2005, 10:22 AM
hey be prepared, there is going to be more parts

i know i will totally buy his next cd so i can see the ending to this video

the fact that this shit is taking up "precious" airtime on MTV pisses me off...

TheBrouhaha
07-27-2005, 12:46 PM
The funniest thing about it is that he's actually serious about the whole thing, and it sucks. It's really funny.

Monsieur Decuts
07-27-2005, 02:50 PM
nothing says Thug like hiding in a fucking closet.