just call me ocean

[jabumbo]

i just found out this guy i used to know, who is 30-35 legally changed his name from Al to Ocean

he used to come to group trips in high school with his sister, and he was in his late 20's at the time and try to pick up some of the girls. it was kind of strange, and so this mellow name change is kind of weird

[Medellia]

Hahahahaha...Ocean?! :D

[i'mcrafty]

sounds like a pedophile! :p

[alruggs]

because he skeets so much?

[jabumbo]

sounds like a pedophile! :p

while we were practicing at band camp, he used to lay out in his short shorts and tan. and then try and strike up conversation with the colorguard girls during our water breaks

[i'mcrafty]

i dyin here!!! :D

[Medellia]

while we were practicing at band camp, he used to lay out in his short shorts and tan.
Wow. Just wow.

Creeeeeeeeepy.

[JBernas]

I just found out this weekend that my cousin decided he didn't like his name (Derrick) and changed it to Evernus.....weird

[HEIRESS]

"I take a bath in the ocean, then I swim in the sea"

[Loppfessor]

I'm thinking of legally changing my middle name to "Dewayne" or just "Dwayne"

[g-mile7]

i just found out this guy i used to know, who is 30-35 legally changed his name from Al to Ocean

he used to come to group trips in high school with his sister, and he was in his late 20's at the time and try to pick up some of the girls. it was kind of strange, and so this mellow name change is kind of weird


least he changed it himself could have been named that by his folks, just heard to baby names for girls on tv: Goddess Love, Heaven

[g-mile7]

I'm thinking of legally changing my middle name to "Dewayne" or just "Dwayne"


keep that DeWayne thats a solid middle name :)

[adam_f]

I'm going to name my kid 'Soulsonic Colonoscopy'

[jabumbo]

I'm going to name my kid 'Soulsonic Colonoscopy'


don't lie, your first kid, boy or girl will be named Norris, and their nickname will be chuck

[adam_f]

Originally posted by jabumbo
don't lie, your first kid, boy or girl will be named Norris, and their nickname will be chuck

you know me well.

[Clarence D]

carribbean queen...
now we're sharing the same dream
and our hearts will beat as one.

no more love on the run.


hahaha!

i was just thinking of the other song 'Call Me Al'
This guy must hate Paul Simon.

What's his last name? Pearl? Eleven?

[jabumbo]

hahaha!

i was just thinking of the other song 'Call Me Al'
This guy must hate Paul Simon.

What's his last name? Pearl? Eleven?


the paul simon talk goes in the paul simon thread in other music that mobody responded too... :(

[beastiegirrl101]

I knew this girl in HS and she had a really bad polish name. . . I cant remember it right now but I ran into her at a Superosa and she was my server and she changed her name to Jazmine....

[Loppfessor]

keep that DeWayne thats a solid middle name :)


yeah I think so combined with my first and last name it just rolls off the tongue

[Tone Capone]

yeah I think so combined with my first and last name it just rolls off the tongue

Ju's middle name is Jerome. :D :D (y)

[bigblu89]

I didn't read the whole thread, but did anyone make a Billy Ocean joke yet? Becasue I'd really like to.

[TAL]

carribbean queen...
now we're sharing the same dream
and our hearts will beat as one.

no more love on the run.
But you can make your own if you want.

[bigblu89]

OK just making sure someone did it.

[TAL]

Go ahead, I know you want to.

[cuckyposs]

the feeling of rust on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic

[jabumbo]

I knew this girl in HS and she had a really bad polish name. . . I cant remember it right now but I ran into her at a Superosa and she was my server and she changed her name to Jazmine....


artificial Z's in the name like that are terrible. why would you do that?

[GetYourWarOn]

i just found out this guy i used to know, who is 30-35 legally changed his name from Al to Ocean

he used to come to group trips in high school with his sister, and he was in his late 20's at the time and try to pick up some of the girls. it was kind of strange, and so this mellow name change is kind of weird

well you can't really blame a guy for hitting on high school girls.

[laurie_hammy]

ocean :confused:

[avignon]

That's awfully egotistic. He's probably more of a Tidepool than an Ocean. Maybe even a Puddle.

[CrankItUp!]

I have a friend that I've known since the 9th grade named Curt Towne . Well , his wife just gave birth to a baby girl a few months ago and he called me up from the hospital . He said that they decided to name her Passion . And he even asked me , "Does'nt that sound like a cool name ?" Being that he's such a good friend and we go so far back , I had to lie to him and said " Yeah dude !" So, one of my best friends little girl is named Passion Towne . If that does'nt sound like a fucking porn star name , I don't know what the hell else does ! Its an awful name and I can't say a damn thing bad about it to him ! That little girl is going to have a life of hell in school and fucking beyond , I swear.

[i'mcrafty]

go out and buy little miss passion towne a cd of poison...with "pour some sugar on me" cause she needs to start practicing early.

i'm sorry that was bad, but yeah that name definately has stripper written all over it. :( poor child! :(

[avignon]

my second step dad's last name was Hooker.

[CrankItUp!]

You said that right ! And I don't feel good about posting personal info. about my friends on the internet . But that fucking name gets under my skin sooo bad ! :mad:

[Loppfessor]

Being that he's such a good friend and we go so far back , I had to lie to him and said " Yeah dude !"


Obviously you aren't much of a friend if you lied to him...If you were really that tight you coulda been like "Hell no, what are you thinking!!??"

[CrankItUp!]

Obviously you aren't much of a friend if you lied to him...If you were really that tight you coulda been like "Hell no, what are you thinking!!??"
Marriage is way thicker than friendship - understand ?

[Loppfessor]

Marriage is way thicker than friendship - understand ?

yeah I understand.....that you totally wimped out.

[CrankItUp!]

Ok , you're right and I DID totally wimp out ! :(

[Loppfessor]

Ok , you're right and I DID totally wimp out ! :(


It's okay don't beat yourself up....it's not like YOU have that stupid name right? (y)

[CrankItUp!]

No , and thanks for being honest with your true thoughts .

[Loppfessor]

No , and thanks for being honest with your true thoughts .


Great now I feel bad....c'mon now cheer up *waves arms around like a chimp* Oooga booga!!

[CrankItUp!]

Well , at least there's nothing strange with the name Oswald Cobblepot. (y)

[Loppfessor]

Well , at least there's nothing strange with the name Oswald Cobblepot. (y)


That's the spirit, you can call em Penguin for short