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cookiepuss
07-26-2005, 01:49 PM
when I first read this headline I thought "wouldn't it be cool if Heiresse's lab did the testing?" hee hee hee

Canadian lab to test 'sasquatch' hair
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - The debate over the existence of sasquatch, aka Bigfoot, an ape-like creature said to haunt the wilderness of western Canada has entered the world of modern DNA testing.

A laboratory will test hair samples that several residents of Teslin, Yukon, say were left when the large, but so-far mythological creature made a late-night run through their community in early July.

University of Alberta wildlife geneticist David Coltman, who agreed to do the tests as a favor to a colleague, said on Monday that scientists have cataloged the DNA of nearly all large animals in the Yukon such as bears and bison.

"So we'll compare it to all of that, and if it doesn't match anything, then it's potentially interesting," said Coltman, who suspects the hair was actually left behind by a much more mundane Yukon bison.

"If sasquatch is indeed a primate, then we would expect the sample to be closer to humans or chimpanzees or gorillas," Coltman said.

The legend of a large, hairy, two-legged creature lurking in the mountains of western Canada and the United States dates back to before Europeans settled the continent. This was the second report of the creature near Teslin in just over a year.

In the latest sighting, a group of Teslin residents told the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. they heard branches cracking and saw a large human-like creature run by a house. It left behind large footprints, they said, and the hair tufts that were given to wildlife officials.

Coltman expects to have his results on Thursday and said that even if the hair turns out not to be from a sasquatch, the process should serve as good way to get students interested in the field of DNA testing.

"It's sort of like a wildlife CSI story," he said.

CrankItUp!
07-26-2005, 02:09 PM
You gotta see Big Foot's daddy - Big Nuts ! He snuck into my barn last night to boof the horses !

cookiepuss
07-26-2005, 05:18 PM
I bet it will turn out to be dog hair or something stupid. :(

and why is sasquatch loosing clumps of hair anyway? is it/he/she molting? :confused:

CrankItUp!
07-26-2005, 06:45 PM
What the hell are you talking about girl ?

Beckalina
07-26-2005, 06:48 PM
and why is sasquatch loosing clumps of hair anyway? is it/he/she molting? :confused:
he's probably going bald, he's been around long enough

CrankItUp!
07-26-2005, 06:57 PM
The fucker is 12 ft. tall ! How can anyone see the top of his head anyways ?

Beckalina
07-26-2005, 07:02 PM
step ladder?

CrankItUp!
07-26-2005, 07:06 PM
I was standing on top of the barn taking a piss when I saw him and still could'nt see the top of his head !

cookiepuss
07-28-2005, 02:14 PM
UPDATE: just for shits and giggles

Updated: 2:00 p.m. ET July 28, 2005
EDMONTON - Perhaps he is still stomping around somewhere, but a DNA test has confirmed that it was not Bigfoot roaming the Yukon earlier this month — it was just a bison.

A hair sample was reportedly plucked from a bush near Teslin in the Yukon at a spot where several people claimed they saw and heard a large, hairy creature making a late-night run through their community. They also reported seeing an unusually large footprint.

The witnesses speculated that they had seen Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, an ape-like creature said to haunt the wilderness of western Canada, among other places.


But Bigfoot's presence was refuted after a geneticist from the University of Alberta did tests on the sample, and said the DNA match for a bison was 100 per cent.

David Coltman, the geneticist, says the DNA suggested the hair sample was not fresh.

emceefukit
07-28-2005, 03:25 PM
Son of a bitch! I thought it was really going to be him this time :(

CrankItUp!
07-28-2005, 04:31 PM
You guys need to visit my barn late at night during a full moon.Thats when they all come out ! We smoke weed , drink 40's , and dance around the campfire! :D