I saw a decal on a car last night

[cuckyposs]

That said "Dank Crew". It was one of those olde english font all-along the top of the rear window jobbies that make suburban white kids feel supra gangsta.

It made me think I oughtta get a decal that says "Hey officer! I just got high and did your mom, pull me over and search me, please, for I am holding."

Or better yet just plain old "Probable Cause"


-fekkin genius...I mean even if it's a band or a graffiti thing that I haven't heard of, it struck me as really stupid.

[Echewta]

Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.

[cuckyposs]

Hey I just noticed that my post count got reset while I was on hiatus, well drop my pants and call me shorty, I'm a noob!

[TurdBerglar]

i saw a bumber sticker that said "SHOW YOUR TITS! GET A BALLON!". needless to say it had me chuckling for a while

[emceefukit]

Out on the road today I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac.

A little voice inside my head said don't look back you can never look back

[avignon]

A friend of mine bought an old piece of shit monte carlo with three wheel on it from some dumbass kid. It had a windshield banner in that same old english font that said "License to Moab". When I asked him about it, he said that it was supposed to say "Mob" but the kid spelled it wrong. We just looked at each other for a long moment, then he said, "You are never gonna let me live this one down, are you?"

[TurdBerglar]

is the moab a desert?

[avignon]

is the moab a desert?
Which is exactly what I was wondering about. I see those stickers on Jeeps and stuff all the time. But I was like, you can't off-road in this!

[TurdBerglar]

the moab is in mongolia.... i think

[avignon]

the moab is in mongolia.... i think
I don't think so.


Utah. So you were close.

[TurdBerglar]

yeah nevermind. it's the gobi that's in mongolia

[avignon]

Yeah, well, I looked it up. I can't keep all those rectangular states in the middle straight.