Has anyone here ever...

[Tone Capone]

...visted a psychic or called one of those psychic lines?

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Arn't those lines like a 17483.99 pence a minute? That's valuable pork chop money Tone! :)

And the answer is no.

[Loppfessor]

I've been to a bunch just for fun....the only thing they all agreed on is that I would be married at age 24....my 25th b-day is in less than two months

[paul jones]

I've been to a bunch just for fun....the only thing they all agreed on is that I would be married at age 24....my 25th b-day is in less than two months

yeah,what a bunch of cross their palm with silver bullshitting bastards with crystal bollocks

[monkey]

yes. it was fun. im still waiting for that august prediction.

[cj hood]

i knew you were gonna post this thread...

[paul jones]

i knew you were gonna post this thread...


fuck,I take back my last comment!

Will I win the lotto on wednesday?

[CrankItUp!]

Those money suckers ! If they actually can predict the future of others - then why cant they predict winning lottery numbers for themselves ? The stuff you see with people like Sylvia Brown on Montel and other shows is all pre - rehearsed and scripted bullshit ! Its all about money - bottom line . I can predict that you will have less money than before , if you contact one of them. (lb)

[Tone Capone]

Arn't those lines like a 17483.99 pence a minute? That's valuable pork chop money Tone! :)

And the answer is no.

:o :D

I actually called one the other day knowing it was a scam but, it still freaked me out!!! :eek:

[ms.peachy]

My mom has dragged me to two. I was not impressed.

[Loppfessor]

This one lady told me I had a crack in my ora or karma or soemthing and I would never find true love until it was fixed. But she could repair it through prayer and this special candle for the bargain price of $300.....I don't mind throwing away ten or twenty bones on a palm reading but i"m not that much of a sucker

[Tone Capone]

This one lady told me I had a crack in my ora or karma or soemthing and I would never find true love until it was fixed. But she could repair it through prayer and this special candle for the bargain price of $300.....I don't mind throwing away ten or twenty bones on a palm reading but i"m not that much of a sucker

Yo this lady was like... "you don't like your job in... the spirit is telling me communications? But, it's okay because your job will be changing very soon..." and I'm like GET OUT OF MY HEAD EVIL WOMAN!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! :eek:

[cj hood]

fuck,I take back my last comment!

Will I win the lotto on wednesday?


if you send me half, then yes!

[Chicka B]

Yep I've been to one downtown just for fun, but it just sorta creeped me out ya know. It was like, when I was 11 or so and I got death card!!! :eek: I didn't die yet though, so I guess it's not true hopefully. Haha that'd be funny if I died, I guess I'll just wait around. : /

[CrankItUp!]

Yeah , just like the gypsy psychic told Pee Wee Herman that he would find his bicycle at The Alamo , in the basement . And he hitch hiked all the way there just to find out that The Alamo does'nt even have a goddamn basement ! But he might have found it in the attic instead , if he had looked. (lb)

[avignon]

Yeah , just like the gypsy psychic told Pee Wee Herman that he would find his bicycle at The Alamo , in the basement . And he hitch hiked all the way there just to find out that The Alamo does'nt even have a goddamn basement ! But he might have found it in the attic instead , if he had looked. (lb)
(y)

I have a weird story that belongs in this thread. I talked to my weird goth friend and she said her friend was psychic, so I said well bring her over to give me a reading. So they came over and did a Tarrot reading on me. Blah blah blah. This "psychic" chic decides that she was my mother in a past life and that she felt this strong bond between us and blah blah blah. Then she kept coming to my house and calling me and waiting for me outside of my job. It was fucking crazy. I eventually ditched her by relentlessly not answering the phone or the door. Funny thing is, her psychic ass couldn't "see" that I was five minutes away from calling the cops on her.

[Medellia]

I've never been to one, but I wouldn't mind going sometime. It would be fun. Until then I will just keep myself content by doing my own tarot readings. I would never call one of those lines though. (n)

[Loppfessor]

(y)

I have a weird story that belongs in this thread. I talked to my weird goth friend and she said her friend was psychic, so I said well bring her over to give me a reading. So they came over and did a Tarrot reading on me. Blah blah blah. This "psychic" chic decides that she was my mother in a past life and that she felt this strong bond between us and blah blah blah. Then she kept coming to my house and calling me and waiting for me outside of my job. It was fucking crazy. I eventually ditched her by relentlessly not answering the phone or the door. Funny thing is, her psychic ass couldn't "see" that I was five minutes away from calling the cops on her.

Hopefully you made up for your rudeness on Mother's Day with a lovely bouquet of flowers.

[avignon]

Dude, she is one scarey ass chic. And she's like ten years younger than me.

[Loppfessor]

Dude, she is one scarey ass chic. And she's like ten years younger than me.


How's her rack?

[avignon]

How's her rack?
Let's just say if I weighed three hundred pounds I'd have big missile tits too.

[Medellia]

Let's just say if I weighed three hundred pounds I'd have big missile tits too.
*barf*

[Loppfessor]

Let's just say if I weighed three hundred pounds I'd have big missile tits too.


Ooooh okay she was a super heavy weight....then it's okay that you were mean to her

[avignon]

Ooooh okay she was a super heavy weight....then it's okay that you were mean to her
Now look. Fat people are not all bad. This was just one fat crazy ass weirdo. I'm nice to the porkers who aren't otherwise a pain in the ass.

[Loppfessor]

Now look. Fat people are not all bad. This was just one fat crazy ass weirdo. I'm nice to the porkers who aren't otherwise a pain in the ass.


Calm down I'm just teasing.....














even though it does say in the Bible that fat people are evil

[Tone Capone]

Let's just say if I weighed three hundred pounds I'd have big missile tits too.

Funny you mention that *looks at photos a friend forwarded to me of some crazy broad who was into him...*

[RobMoney]

Funny you mention that *looks at photos a friend forwarded to me of some crazy broad who was into him...*




HAHAHAHAHAAA

[Tone Capone]

HAHAHAHAHAAA

Would you say that your laugh is "jolly"?

[RobMoney]

I'd say it's kinda SHORT, and a little on the DARK side!

....HAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[Tone Capone]

I'd say it's kinda SHORT, and a little on the DARK side!

I still find it funny that you swear I'm short :D (y)

[RobMoney]

I said my laugh was short....






































PAY ATTENTION JACKASS.............HAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[Tone Capone]

I said my laugh was short....





PAY ATTENTION JACKASS.............HAHAHAHAHAAAAA

And I SAID that "I still find it funny that you swear I'm short :D (y) ".


ps. Hey if that whole "working in a lab" (as an outbreak monkey) doesn't pan out for you, there's always Santa gigs around December... if you can fit into the suit that is.... BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[RobMoney]

(as an outbreak monkey)


IRONIC AS A MOTHERFUCK HAHAHHAHAAAA

[Tone Capone]

IRONICHAHAHHAHAAAA

YUP (y) "An outbreak monkey" (y) :)

I know you are use to only Blacks being called monkey but, HEY, let's mix it up a little.

[RobMoney]

HAHAHAHAHAAA....... (y)

[Tone Capone]

HAHAHAHAHAAA....... (y)

:)

[Loppfessor]

I'm sorry but I just can't take anything Rob says seriously since I saw his picture......there I said it!

[RobMoney]

It's gotta be rough for you two with that "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy you guys have to abide by.

[minton]

RobMoney/Tone Capone - I've said it before, I'll say it again:

I suggest moving to something like MSN Messenger. Then you can use animated emoticons to better express your feelings and even hook up your webcams to make it more like a real-life argument. Best of all, we wouldn't have to read it.