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TurdBerglar
07-26-2005, 05:43 PM
GOLDEN, Colo. - A woman who told police she wanted to be a “cool mom” pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties where authorities said she supplied drugs and alcohol.

Silvia Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two counts of distribution of methamphetamine.

“She described herself as a ‘cool mom,”’ Detective R.J. Vander Veen wrote in the affidavit. He said Johnson told investigators “she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began ‘feeling like one of the group.”’

Prosecutors did not recommend a sentence, but each sexual assault count carries up to two years in prison, and each count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor carries up to six years, district attorney’s spokeswoman Pam Russell said.

Johnson, who is free on bail, held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, authorities said. She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them.

Police said the investigation began after one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she reported it to authorities.



i've been reading a lot of news lately. i think im growing up

CrankItUp!
07-26-2005, 06:50 PM
I think you meant to say " Why could'nt my TEACHER be this cool ? " Not your mom dude !

Beckalina
07-26-2005, 06:54 PM
I think he meant in terms of giving out all the drugs and booze and shit, not the sex, actually, you never know

CrankItUp!
07-26-2005, 07:02 PM
No , Turd is ALL about the sex ! He just did what I said he did , lets hope . You are'nt that over-sexed are you dude ?

CrankItUp!
07-26-2005, 07:23 PM
Why have you abandoned your thread man ? Is it because I responded to it ? Let the people know that you are'nt a "motherfucker" in the literal sense !

little j
07-26-2005, 07:24 PM
ew.
that mom has some serious issues.

CrankItUp!
07-26-2005, 07:39 PM
The proprietor of this thread might have some serious issues if he does'nt respond and straighten the shit out .

TurdBerglar
07-26-2005, 07:40 PM
and the retard asking me questions needs to shut the fuck up

CrankItUp!
07-26-2005, 07:42 PM
And what the fuck are you going to do about it, bas-turd ?

TurdBerglar
07-26-2005, 07:44 PM
idiot

CrankItUp!
07-26-2005, 07:48 PM
Go suck on your mom's dick some more !

Lindsey_1535
07-26-2005, 07:56 PM
AHAHHAHA silly desperate moms.

CrankItUp!
07-26-2005, 08:00 PM
I guess you've gradually moved up from wondering what it would be like to fuck a "pregnant girl" to actually fucking "your own mom" ! You sick-ass little fucker.

TurdBerglar
07-26-2005, 08:02 PM
yeah, lindsey is pretty fuckn' gross

Laver1969
07-26-2005, 09:23 PM
Here's her pic. Not really a MILF either.

http://www.topix.net/county/jefferson-co

avignon
07-26-2005, 11:18 PM
If my kid told me one of his friend's moms was doing that shit, I would have kicked her ass. Then I would have been the "cool mom".

QweenOfBoggle
07-26-2005, 11:20 PM
this sounds frighteningly familiar. atleast two girls who went to my high school had moms exactly like this. so glad to be leaving here. :D

Loppfessor
07-27-2005, 12:53 AM
I hope the other 8 guys beat the crap out of the one who told on everyone...

popcorn girl
07-27-2005, 01:07 AM
She actually is a mom from Arvada West High School, don't connect her with Golden (which is the home of Coors Light), The mother is totally disgusting and big fucking loser. She bought drugs for her son and performed sexual acts on her friends so she could be a "cool mom".

i'mcrafty
07-27-2005, 01:18 AM
ahhh golden..."the town which smells of yeast"

ahhhhh coors light yummy for my tummy! :)

"-unleash the cold-
grab a coors light and unleash the rocky mountain cold taste of america's best light beer. nothing's more refreshing than the cold that can only be found in the silver bullet. that's because every great-tasting batch is born and brewed a mile high in the rockies and prepared and packaged in golden, colorado, where it is shipped to you."

ummm
hehe, sorry just had to add that. :o