Best birthday present ever

[hpdrifter]

My birthday was last week and my friends did the coolest thing for me. They took a trivial pursuit game and redid it to be "Trivial Pursuit the hpdrifter edition". They made little cards with questions about me and my life. It was hilarious. They contacted my mom and my sister to get more dirt, they made up new categories, they put pictures of me all over the board.

So I'm curious. What is the best birthday present you've ever received? Cuz now I'm gonna have to do something SUPERcool for them.

[cosmo105]

hah! that's a really cool idea.


hrm. nothing comes to mind, except that chocolate anus DDD sent me this year. <3

[hpdrifter]

I got my friend a penis cake for her bachelorette party. It was a cake with a giant erect marzipan penis. When I picked it up (blushing the whole time) the guy asked me if I wanted cum. I was (of course) aghast. Seeing my horror he showed me the bottle of sugar icing made to look like... you guessed it. So I was like, sure, give me some cum.

Wow, this thread got r-rated real quick.

[enree erzweglle]

What they did--that was really sweet. And happy belated birthday!

When my son was 6 or 7, he put a bunch of money into one of those machines that has an arm that you use to push prizes into a drawer.

He pushed a heart-shaped locket out. (The look on his face when he got it.)
He put a photo of himself in it and then put bakery string through the clasp so that I could wear it around my neck.

I eventually replaced the bakery string with a thin chain and put some of the string inside of the locket, opposite his picture. I don't wear it (I hate the feeling of jewelery on me) but I still have it and I open it up every now and then.

His tiny little face in there. It's by far the coolest thing ever.

[enree erzweglle]

I got my friend a penis cake for her bachelorette party. It was a cake with a giant erect marzipan penis. When I picked it up (blushing the whole time) the guy asked me if I wanted cum. I was (of course) aghast. Seeing my horror he showed me the bottle of sugar icing made to look like... you guessed it. So I was like, sure, give me some cum.

Wow, this thread got r-rated real quick.
I just went from having these really sweet memories of that locket story and my son's little face to reading this penis cake post. I choke-laughed out loud. :D

[mickill]

Your friends actually call you hpdrifter, too?

[hpdrifter]

What they did--that was really sweet. And happy belated birthday!

When my son was 6 or 7, he put a bunch of money into one of those machines that has an arm that you use to push prizes into a drawer.

He pushed a heart-shaped locket out. (The look on his face when he got it.)
He put a photo of himself in it and then put bakery string through the clasp so that I could wear it around my neck.

I eventually replaced the bakery string with a thin chain and put some of the string inside of the locket, opposite his picture. I don't wear it (I hate the feeling of jewelery on me) but I still have it and I open it up every now and then.

His tiny little face in there. It's by far the coolest thing ever.


That's so sweet! Birthday gifts from your kids must be the coolest thing ever. Sometimes its the stuff that doesn't cost anything that means the most.

[hpdrifter]

I just went from having these really sweet memories of that locket story and my son's little face to reading this penis cake post. I choke-laughed out loud. :D

I know, I thought of that too. I had posted it before I read yours and then I felt bad. I was like here she is sharing a nice thing about her son and I'm xrating it all up.

[hpdrifter]

Your friends actually call you hpdrifter, too?

Yeah, but they think the hp stands for happy phantom.

And that drifter is my middle name. So most of the time, just hp.


:cool:

[enree erzweglle]

I know, I thought of that too. I had posted it before I read yours and then I felt bad. I was like here she is sharing a nice thing about her son and I'm xrating it all up.
I thought it was hysterical!

It is nice to get gifts from your kids.
If anyone's getting penis cakes from their kids, though, they need to visit this thread (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=54198&highlight=complex).

[hpdrifter]

I thought it was hysterical!

It is nice to get gifts from your kids.
If anyone's getting penis cakes from their kids, though, they need to visit this thread (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=54198&highlight=complex).

I take it back, this is the funniest thing I've read today.

Or how about this (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=54161) thread...

[Victor Baron]

When I was 19, my 4 year old nephew drew me a picture and wrote me a letter. I think the picture was of me and a dog, I still don't know exactly what it is, and the letter was scribbles but I still have them. (y)

[Loppfessor]

man I don't have any really heart warming stories but here are a few good gifts. For my 9th b-day I got the Batmobile, Batman/Joker action figures, and my sister made a bunch of homemade pinatas. She was only 12 but my mom was 9 months pregnant so my big sister pretty much planned the whole party. Three days later my baby sister was born. I was just extremely happy she wasn't born earlier cus I did NOT want to share my b-day. That was probably my most memorable one

[Documad]

Last year, a bunch of my friends took me to a small, nice restaurant, and got the chef to make my favorite stuff even though it wasn't on the menu. Most of the attendees didn't know any of the others, one is usually a pain about leaving her kids, one turned her cell phone off the for the first time ever, and a couple of them had been fighting, but everyone put all their crap aside to celebrate ME! It was the best time. I cried a little.

[hardnox71]

My ex took me to the Chicago Theater to see Chris Tucker when I turned 26. It fell right on my birthday, too, July 8th.