Strange Things You Do, Because You Can

[Bitchamachacha]

My bathroom sink has been on the fritz (and will be fixed tomorrow), and during this time, when I shower in the morning, I brush my teeth while the conditioner is seeping into my brain.

I've taken a liking to this -brushing my teeth in the shower -thing. I feel as if my teeth get much cleaner when I gargle with shower water rather than sink water (which is usually out of a small glass cup).

Brushing teeth + shower= minty fresh breath.

What is one strange little thing you enjoy doing, because you can?

[Lindsey_1535]

Ditto with the shower brushing. I feel free to spit as much as I like and if I make a mess the shower with clean itself.

[Tone Capone]

I usuallly brush my teeth in the shower too. Mostly because I hate getting out of the shower into the cold air, so I stay under the hot water while I brush my teeth :o

[beastieangel01]

weirdos!


;)

[Freebasser]

Wanking myself off with my feet.

[Tone Capone]

Wanking myself off with my feet.

PSHT! That's not strange...

[abcdefz]

I brush my teef in the shower, too. It gives time for the shower steam to soften up my headbeard before I shave. (y)

[Bitchamachacha]

Geez! And I just discovered this classic act of spitting in the tub! Why didn't you freaks tell me how wonderful brushing in the shower was. And I thought people on this board were supposed to be informative!


Freebasser- I hope you wash your feet first.

[Tone Capone]

I guess brushing your teeth in the shower isn't so strange after all...


I wear headphones when I go to the pub at night... that way I don't hear any of the creepy noises that come outta the old church graveyard I have to walk past on the way there and back :o

[Bitchamachacha]

I guess not.

I have a clean pair of handwashed panties drying over my kitchen faucet.

Yup-- but that isn't something I normally do.

[venusvenus123]

crazy people! :P

this is reminding me of that episode of seinfeld where kramer decides to wash his vegetables in the shower.

[CrankItUp!]

I have a sheep dog named Ralph.And I fling my dogs shit across the fence into the neighbors yard with a shovel all the time . So that way - they get to step into it , instead of me ! One night I was so drunk that I pooped outside and flung it across - aiming for their front porch . Instead , it landed on top of the dudes SUV ! He drove around for over a week with MY SHIT right above his head - unknowingly, before he finally washed it off ! I'm such a nice neighbor. :)

[Tone Capone]

I have a sheep dog named Ralph.And I fling my dogs shit across the fence into the neighbors yard with a shovel all the time . So that way - they get to step into it , instead of me ! One night I was so drunk that I pooped outside and flung it across - aiming for their front porch . Instead , it landed on top of the dudes SUV ! He drove around for over a week with MY SHIT right above his head - unknowingly, before he finally washed it off ! I'm such a nice neighbor. :)

If any of my neighbors pulled that shit on me (pun not intended... yeah it was, it was hella intended) I would hurt them physically... even if it was the old lady that comes over to give me advice about the neighborhood, actually she'd get it worse as a warning to the rest of the neighbors.

[kll]

My bathroom sink has been on the fritz (and will be fixed tomorrow), and during this time, when I shower in the morning, I brush my teeth while the conditioner is seeping into my brain.

I've taken a liking to this -brushing my teeth in the shower -thing. I feel as if my teeth get much cleaner when I gargle with shower water rather than sink water (which is usually out of a small glass cup).

Brushing teeth + shower= minty fresh breath.

What is one strange little thing you enjoy doing, because you can?


haha. i had never done nor thought to do this until i get married and my husband did... it became the norm.

after we split up and i moved out, i was renting a condo from a friend who came to visit every once in awhile and we had to share the bathroom... she one day finally asked me why i keep my toothbrush and paste in the shower and i said, because i brush my teeth in there... the look of horror on her face was priceless and i really shouldn't have cared, but i stopped at that moment... :(

[abcdefz]

Now and again I pee in the shower, too.

[kll]

Now and again I pee in the shower, too.
maybe that was my friend's way of letting me know she pees there too.

[Bitchamachacha]

Ha!


Now and again I pee in the shower, too.

I remember when Adam created that thread here like what? Two years ago?

Just don't pee on your toofbrush!

[abcdefz]

Don't worry -- we don't wee on toiletries.

[wavin_goodbye]

i'm trying this tomorrow morning... unless i take a shower tonight just to brush my teeth :rolleyes:

[paul jones]

yeah, I'm gonna give this a test in the morning because it will save time I think

thanks Steph!


anyway um

I enjoy trying my patience with my pc that switches itself off whenever it feels like

[TurdBerglar]

you should never leave things that you put in your mouth where the area that you leave it in is fequented by a gross goofy naked dude.

[beastieangel01]

Now and again I pee in the shower, too.

damn straight (y)

[kll]

you should never leave things that you put in your mouth where the area that you leave it in is fequented by a gross goofy dude.
you are telling bitcha to not leave her toothbrush in her shower when paul jones is in there?

[TurdBerglar]

yeah, he'd probably rub it on his balls in delight. and wait all day for her to take a shower and be all giddy and shit

[Lindsey_1535]

I open doors with my feet and pick up things with them too. Like a MONKEE

[TurdBerglar]

i do that too

[Bitchamachacha]

Turd and Kerri- I never leave the brush in the shower. I gently insert it up my ass for safe keeping. Plus, when I go out to eat, it's always accessible.

;)

Lindsay- are your toes hairy?

[TurdBerglar]

that sounds a bit unhealthy. unless you leave the head of the brush sticking out a bit

[Lindsey_1535]

Smmoooth like a babies bottom.
Not that I would know I don't go around touching babies behinds and all.

[Chicka B]

I brush my teeth in the shower too, and I pick things up with my feet like the remote control when I'm too lazy. Also, this might sound kinda mean but when I'm babysitting I keep a bottle of water so when he starts aggrivating me I'll squirt water on him. He's real annoying, it works though. :o :D

[cosmo105]

i press my palm against my bellybutton and squish air out to make farting noises.

and i put my mouth up to the inside of my boyfriend's elbow and make farting noises and songs out of them, and then laugh hysterically. i think he just takes it in stride.

at work i'll fart in a box, close it, then throw it in the trash and giggle.

edit: jeez, this is all about farts, isn't it?

i don't brush my teeth in the shower. THAT'S JUST GROSS.

i do pee in there though. i've gotten good at it. standing up and all. i've got vegan pee so it's cleaner than you meateaters' piss.

i make my stuffed killer whale talk. she has a lisp.

[alruggs]

I swallow my gum instead of throwing it away.

[Echewta]

My finger is on the button.

[zorra_chiflada]

i press my palm against my bellybutton and squish air out to make farting noises.

and i put my mouth up to the inside of my boyfriend's elbow and make farting noises and songs out of them, and then laugh hysterically. i think he just takes it in stride.

at work i'll fart in a box, close it, then throw it in the trash and giggle.

edit: jeez, this is all about farts, isn't it?

i don't brush my teeth in the shower. THAT'S JUST GROSS.

i do pee in there though. i've gotten good at it. standing up and all. i've got vegan pee so it's cleaner than you meateaters' piss.


haha! i do all these things too!
i classify farts into categories - rumblers, whiners, pooters

[enree erzweglle]

What cosmo said reminded me of something that I do in the shower.

I get wet in the shower. shut up

I smear liquid soap across the front of me.

I cross my arms in front of my breasts.

I wiggle my arms around a little bit to let some more water in.

I slowly pull my arms into a closed circle in front of me and hold it.

I look through the arm-circle and see a thin layer of soap.

I gently blow a bubble through the soap. I try not to break the bubble.

[cuckyposs]

i press my palm against my bellybutton and squish air out to make farting noises.

and i put my mouth up to the inside of my boyfriend's elbow and make farting noises and songs out of them, and then laugh hysterically. i think he just takes it in stride.

at work i'll fart in a box, close it, then throw it in the trash and giggle.

edit: jeez, this is all about farts, isn't it?

i don't brush my teeth in the shower. THAT'S JUST GROSS.

i do pee in there though. i've gotten good at it. standing up and all. i've got vegan pee so it's cleaner than you meateaters' piss.

i make my stuffed killer whale talk. she has a lisp.


Fart in a box and throw it in the trash!!

That's creative, funny and cool!

Further evidence that Cosmo just plain old kicks ass.

[samoan_boy33]

I don't consider this strange but everyone else does...

-I have a tendancy to argue with (talking to) myself while I'm working.

-I have a habit of sniffing labels and old library books (mid-addiction since I was 12).

-When I hit a channel on tv that has nothing but static..I like to turn the volume up and down slowly (it sounds like waves crashing).

-I enjoy sleeping in warm hot clothes that have just been taken out of the dryer.

-I suck on stables and eat cough drops like candy.

-I give plants human names.

-Don't even get me started with food now...mmmm...(roaches, steamed feces, and boiling urine..) :D

[JBernas]

I open doors with my feet and pick up things with them too. Like a MONKEE

I do this all the time. I don't think I could brush my teeth in the shower.....something about brushing my teeth with hot water that turns me off.

When the Mr. and I shower together sometimes I get my butt all soapy and wiggle it back and forth on his.....slippery!

I have let a fart slip in public from time to time.... :eek: If it happens to smell really bad, I look at my son and say "PU Ethan....did you poopy?". :D

[TAL]

annoy ever last one of you jackasses......why.....because I can. :cool:
Are you going alphabetically, randomly or by number of posts?

[TAL]

What cosmo said reminded me of something that I do in the shower.

I get wet in the shower. shut up

I smear liquid soap across the front of me.

I cross my arms in front of my breasts.

I wiggle my arms around a little bit to let some more water in.

I slowly pull my arms into a closed circle in front of me and hold it.

I look through the arm-circle and see a thin layer of soap.

I gently blow a bubble through the soap. I try not to break the bubble.
I just tried that. Didn't work :(

[enree erzweglle]

I just tried that. Didn't work :(
I don't know if it'll work for guys who don't have at least a b-cup.

[samoan_boy33]

I'm confused..

[adam_f]

Whenever it rains really hard, I go outside and do that thing Tim Robbins does in Shawshank after he gets out of the sewer. The thing where he has his palms to the sky. Yeah, that.

I listen to LL Cool J's 10 album because I'm the only person in the world it seems who likes it.

I do my imitation of Jack Nicholson on my voicemail. It's good.

[TAL]

I tend to hunt out high post count jackasses
I'm on page one and I still haven't been annoyed by you.

[TAL]

I don't know if it'll work for guys who don't have at least a b-cup.
Yeah, I thought that might've been the problem.

[TAL]

Oh my! :)

[AKAsharpchedda]

i can do that thing conan does with his head

[TAL]

Me too, it's not that strange :)

[hardnox71]

I've always brushed my teeth in the shower. It's always just seemed alot easier to me. But I don't piss in the shower. I just can't bring myself to do it no matter how bad I have to go. What I'll do is pull the curtain back and piss into the toilet (it's right next to the shower).

And for some reason, when I eat potato chips I always look at both sides of each chip before I put it into my mouth. I never realized I do this until a friend pointed it out to me one day. I think it's because I hate eating the burnt chips that have the big black burn spots on them. They taste nasty.

[CrankItUp!]

Piss people off,when actually I would like to piss on them ! Maybe even on a little "turd",for fun ! :D

[like2_drink]

do you guys eat breakfast after showering? cause wouldn't that sort of beat the point?

just sayin

[TAL]

I finished reading my book at the gallery with time to spare before closing, so I walked around checking which painting had the worst smell.

[JBernas]

I usually read magazines and newspapers backwards....no idea why.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by like2 drink
do you guys eat breakfast after showering? cause wouldn't that sort of beat the point?

just sayin

Only if you smash your head into the bowl of Count Chocula.

[cosmo105]

enree! i do that too! i used to do that all the time at my mom's house, but i just realized i haven't done it since i moved into my own place. weird.

[enree erzweglle]

enree! i do that too! i used to do that all the time at my mom's house, but i just realized i haven't done it since i moved into my own place. weird.
I did that last night and again this morning and thought of you all.
You do that too?! Yay.

I love to do it. Sometimes I get stuck in the shower playing like that.

[ilona-maaria]

I like to brush my teeth in the shower too.

[ilona-maaria]

I hate my neighbours, and because of that I sometimes dance in front of my window that they can see. I do something really stupid, and hope they can see that..