how many people have seen you naked?

[zorra_chiflada]

huh?
not including your mother, of course.

[ms.peachy]

does porn count?

[zorra_chiflada]

does porn count?

it's people that have seen you, not people you have seen

[louise]

i suppose you mean grown ups ??



btw. when you see someone do you count them :o ???

[ms.peachy]

it's people that have seen you, not people you have seen
oh right :o

You see, I have this condition where my mind just goes "mmmm naked people wooo hooo!" and just kinda stops working properly. I'm kinda like a man that way.

[louise]

^ahh sorry

[zorra_chiflada]

oh right :o

You see, I have this condition where my mind just goes "mmmm naked people wooo hooo!" and just kinda stops working properly. I'm kinda like a man that way.

haha!

[Loppfessor]

Honestly when you consider sexual partners, drunken parties, locker rooms, and any other randomness it's probably pushin like 1,000 maybe more....

[enree erzweglle]

Lots and lots have seen me naked because of the gym (locker rooms, showers).

On Monday when I was at the gym, I was drying off after a shower and out of my peripheral vision, I saw someone standing still (which usually you don't see--people are usually moving around in there). I looked over and this woman was just standing in her shower stall staring at me. That happens but she was smiling hard .

It was creepy.

Usually when I see people seeing me, I look at them and then they look away quickly. She just held her own. It weirded me out.

[iceygirl]

growing up with a swimming pool and going skinny dipping every summer for manymanymany years makes it impossible for me to want to try and figure it out
my best friend and i were always taking our clothes off, its amazing we never got into trouble

[zorra_chiflada]

i worked as a life model for a while, so i really don't have a clue. maybe in the hundreds.

[iceygirl]

i worked as a life model for a while, so i really don't have a clue. maybe in the hundreds.

haha this reminded me of my best friends sisters new husband

he is an artist, and sometimes goes to those life model drawing thingys. but, he will only go if there is a female model, AND will only stay if she is hot. THEN, all he draws is the sweetspot area, so they have all of these vagina drawings all over their apartment and stuff. Just vaginas. everywhere.

[zorra_chiflada]

haha this reminded me of my best friends sisters new husband

he is an artist, and sometimes goes to those life model drawing thingys. but, he will only go if there is a female model, AND will only stay if she is hot. THEN, all he draws is the sweetspot area, so they have all of these vagina drawings all over their apartment and stuff. Just vaginas. everywhere.

yeah, there were some creepos.
i never shaved. fuck that. i still got paid the same.

[ms.peachy]

haha this reminded me of my best friends new husband

he is an artist, and sometimes goes to those life model drawing thingys. but, he will only go if there is a female model, AND will only stay if she is hot. THEN, all he draws is the sweetspot area, so they have all of these vagina drawings all over their apartment and stuff. Just vaginas. everywhere.
Oh here's a similar story - a friend of my husband's married a woman who is an artist. Now, Joe's apartment has always been just kind of a typical bachelor pad kind of place - he's a great guy, but not much for decorating, you know? So Karen moves in and does the place up, and it's all really nice and tasteful and all. But right smack above the television, there's this really big painting she's done of a woman reclined across a bed, and the view is from straight up between the chick's legs. (So in other words, it looks vaguely like the approach to the Lincoln Tunnel from the Jersey side.)

We go over there to visit and Karen goes out of the room to get drinks in the kitchen and mr.peachy leans over to Joe and says "Jesus H Christ, Joe, how the hell do ya watch the damn Yankee game with that thing there?"

[Loppfessor]

That happens but she was smiling hard .




I sure would be if I was in the shower with you!

[iceygirl]

Oh here's a similar story - a friend of my husband's married a woman who is an artist. Now, Joe's apartment has always been just kind of a typical bachelor pad kind of place - he's a great guy, but not much for decorating, you know? So Karen moves in and does the place up, and it's all really nice and tasteful and all. But right smack above the television, there's this really big painting she's done of a woman reclined across a bed, and the view is from straight up between the chick's legs. (So in other words, it looks vaguely like the approach to the Lincoln Tunnel from the Jersey side.)

We go over there to visit and Karen goes out of the room to get drinks in the kitchen and mr.peachy leans over to Joe and says "Jesus H Christ, Joe, how the hell do ya watch the damn Yankee game with that thing there?"

buahahaaa

[mickill]

Honestly when you consider sexual partners, drunken parties, locker rooms, and any other randomness it's probably pushin like 1,000 maybe more....

Let me get this straight. So you're saying that you managed to find around 1,000 sexual partners during drunken parties in the locker room? Whoa.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by mickill
Let me get this straight. So you're saying that you managed to find around 1,000 sexual partners during drunken parties in the locker room? Whoa.


Odd that there are, at least in the gym I go to, separate locker rooms for male and female.

[Qdrop]

Lots and lots have seen me naked because of the gym (locker rooms, showers).

On Monday when I was at the gym, I was drying off after a shower and out of my peripheral vision, I saw someone standing still (which usually you don't see--people are usually moving around in there). I looked over and this woman was just standing in her shower stall staring at me. That happens but she was smiling hard .

It was creepy.

Usually when I see people seeing me, I look at them and then they look away quickly. She just held her own. It weirded me out.

you should have charged her....
or thrown your flip flop at her head.

[Qdrop]

haha this reminded me of my best friends sisters new husband

he is an artist, and sometimes goes to those life model drawing thingys. but, he will only go if there is a female model, AND will only stay if she is hot. THEN, all he draws is the sweetspot area, so they have all of these vagina drawings all over their apartment and stuff. Just vaginas. everywhere.

the scientific name for people like this is "PERVERT".

[NurfBallJeaneus]

it's people that have seen you, not people you have seen

....still, does porn count?

[beastieangel01]

Honestly when you consider sexual partners, drunken parties, locker rooms, and any other randomness it's probably pushin like 1,000 maybe more....

ha! wow. That is impressive.

[monkey]

i think i can break this down pretty easily

straight boys - 6
gay boys - 2
girls - tens! cant count, because of locker room crap, but i am pretty comfortable changing in front of my friends and all that crap. and female family members.

all of this is since puberty. and not counting doctors or accidental walk-ins :)

[bigblu89]

If we're talking post puberty, completely head to toe naked, I could probably count on one hand.

Not including doctors, or locker rooms.

[HEIRESS]

since I was a toddler

2 boys fully
1 boy halfly :/
1 male doctor from the paper skirt down

sometimes I accidentally flash my mom when walking around in towels but shes never paying attention so that doesnt really count

[venusvenus123]

hundreds :confused:

[b-grrrlie]

Don't you people go to swimming halls and sauna's?

[Chicka B]

Nobody has ever seen me fully naked, well when I was a baby until 4 I use to go streaking but that don't count right? Because when I was four I would be at bbqs and just run around naked in front of everybody, I never wore clothes. My parents had to train me. :p

[Bitchamachacha]

Not enough.

[Nuzzolese]

I'm guessing more people have seen all of us naked than any of us are aware of.

[Loppfessor]

Let me get this straight. So you're saying that you managed to find around 1,000 sexual partners during drunken parties in the locker room? Whoa.


Hush yo mouth you know what I meant, but for the slow kids in the back lemme break it down...

Sexual partners- not gonna name a number

Drunken parties - When I was younger somehow always managed to wind up naked at parties, not to mention foam parties and shit like that where the object kind of is to get naked

Locker rooms - Now I know some of you don't know much bout this but there's this place called a gym where people go to work out and get in shape, you hafta change in the locker room. Not to mention the sports I've played

Other Randomness - Uh I guess this includes doctors and other shit that doesn't fit in the other categories

[Qdrop]

Hush yo mouth you know what I meant, but for the slow kids in the back lemme break it down...

Sexual partners- not gonna name a number
whore.


Drunken parties - When I was younger somehow always managed to wind up naked at parties, not to mention foam parties and shit like that where the object kind of is to get naked
so you had sex in piles of foam with lots of people when you were a child.


Locker rooms - Now I know some of you don't know much bout this but there's this place called a gym where people go to work out and get in shape, you hafta change in the locker room. Not to mention the sports I've played
so you had sex with lots of people in this odd complex you call a gym. where you appently work on you body structure and contain the sex to smaller room called the "locker room". i see.


Other Randomness - Uh I guess this includes doctors and other shit that doesn't fit in the other categories
so you have sex with lots of doctors and with shit.

[Loppfessor]

^ weak Q even for you...you'v really sunk to the level of lame homosexual jokes??

[kll]

a lot.

[Qdrop]

^ weak Q even for you...you'v really sunk to the level of lame homosexual jokes??
i'm bringing it down to your level.
i'm trying to connect with the people.
it's PR.

like when Castro used to help farmers plow for an hour.


"look at me and my silly, transparent, generic homosexual jokes. hahaha. i am much like you, eh?"

[Loppfessor]

i'm bringing it down to your level.
i'm trying to connect with the people.
it's PR.

like when Castro used to help farmers plow for an hour.


"look at me and my silly, transparent, generic homosexual jokes. hahaha. i am much like you, eh?"

Swiiiiing and a miss! Nice try slick but I think "I know you are but what am I" would have pretty much been the same message. For someone who prides himself on his arguing skills you've really become pretty tired and played out

[samoan_boy33]

The dreadful nightmares!!

[beastiegirrl101]

I walk around naked all the time in my apartment with the windows open.

[ToucanSpam]

zero

[TAL]

I walk around naked all the time in my apartment with the windows open.
Me too. But not in your apartment.

[Lindsey_1535]

1 and maybe a peeping tom or something WHO KNOWSSSS

[HEIRESS]

I like to try and enforce a rule that those who see me naked will eventually be having sex with me
or if you are a doctor ensuring that my sexual organs are cancer free and shit

meh.

[Trimm Trabb]

1. :o

[CrankItUp!]

my sex doll - "Lucille"

[kll]

zero

:o

[wanton wench]

shit.....i didnt know i was suppose to keep track...ok lets see 1,2,3,4.......i'll have to get back to ya! :o

[Mr Films]

hmmm, well I did run naked across the field during a yankees game so...
50,000 give or take.

:(

it was cold that day.

:( :(

[tracky]

^haha excuses


3

but there may be more that i'm not aware of. Naked pictures did exist :o :mad:

[Nuzzolese]

I walk around naked all the time in my apartment with the windows open.

so do I, but no one can see me

[little j]

hmmm

seth
amy
ryan
nathan
rachel


matt
kevin
seth P.
shane

the following have seen me in just a thong:
cory and scott *and all the people at their party that night
everyone pitter pattering at Rob's house that one night.

so yeah, not that many people. but too many people I dont know. :eek:

[paul jones]

ummmmmmmm fuck knows

[marsdaddy]

Rumor has it 25% of people are naked at all times.

[ToucanSpam]

:o
HEY

I'm pateint.

[cosmo105]

I dont even know...........does that make me a slut? :confused:
no, sucking all that cock does.



me? i dunno, a few.

[beastieangel01]

so yeah, not that many people. but too many people I dont know. :eek:

I spied on you changing when I lived in VA :cool:

[DipDipDive]

5

[QueenAdrock]

I've been to nudist camps before, so um...thousands?

Sexually, though, only one, head-to-toe.

[BionicEye]

^^^
That's quite a contrast...

... 30-50 people... plus everyone in Sureshots.

[Qdrop]

Swiiiiing and a miss! Nice try slick but I think "I know you are but what am I" would have pretty much been the same message. For someone who prides himself on his arguing skills you've really become pretty tired and played out

empty.
if you EVER had the sack to engage in debate with me, i'd tear you into oblivion.
and you know that.



you'll never be king, Lopp.

[cosmo105]

FEAR MIGHTY QDROP! FEARRR HIM!




just filling in for ms. peachy

[Qdrop]

FEAR MIGHTY QDROP! FEARRR HIM!




just filling in for ms. peachy

well done.



(but lopp needs to know his place)

[beastieangel01]

because knowing 'your place' on a message board is just a MUST. Mmmmmhmmmm!

[Qdrop]

yep.

[cosmo105]

ba01's place is ON HER KNEES with her hands tied behind her back.


and a blindfold on.

[beastieangel01]

:eek:

[TAL]

I told alruggs to molest you a little from me.

[beastieangel01]

as soon as I posted that smilie... I knew I shouldn't have after that on the knees comment.

Damn it.

[cosmo105]

exactly.

[beastieangel01]

at least I'll get molested by alruggs. :cool:

[TAL]

But you have to think of me when she does it.

[beastieangel01]

alright, alright! it'll be like a threesome. The third being you there in spirit.

[mp-seventythree]

hmmm

matt


I don't remember that. Was I drunk? Do you have pictures?

[ilona-maaria]

God in finland we go to sauna naked.. so many people have seen me naked. And of course I run naked last weekend.. But Iwas drunk.. And it was a bet.

[Loppfessor]

empty.
if you EVER had the sack to engage in debate with me, i'd tear you into oblivion.
and you know that.



you'll never be king, Lopp.


That's it? Dude you're weak, plain and simple...if being "king" on some message board is the highlight of your life then hey way to go buddy!....