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abcdefz
07-28-2005, 01:29 PM
Yeah. This dude who lived in my apartment before me must've been going through his summer molt. I keep finding long, black hairs everywhere, and they creep into my stuff.

I just pulled a bottle of supplements out of my backpack, and there's a two-inch hair on the bottle. Yuck.
samoan_boy33
07-28-2005, 01:31 PM
:eek: yuck!! evil hair!!!
paul jones
07-28-2005, 01:32 PM
one of my cats, Mork, molts millions of hairs every day

he's a fucking cave-cat
Dr Deaf
07-28-2005, 01:34 PM
/shaves head

/fashions and rope out of it

/rappels off balcony onto passing freight train

/plays harp with other bald drifters

more times than not, people in public ask / comment about my hair.

it's been growing for 14 and locked for 5. i'll be sad to see it go but at the same time i'm looking forward to the change.


/ends ridiculous contribution to thread
wanton wench
07-28-2005, 01:37 PM
i think you need to buy a vacuum and like clean once in a while! i have long hair and i dont have this problem. but ya know i do love a guy with a shaved head. :)
kll
07-28-2005, 01:39 PM
haha.

go to any hotel room bathroom, sit on the toilet and look at the floor... all these hairs from random peoples, from who knows where, collecting on the floor that you are walking on barefoot... puke... now, i don't need to eat lunch...
TurdBerglar
07-28-2005, 01:40 PM
ever been to a house full of italians?
Echewta
07-28-2005, 01:41 PM
Thats awesome ABCDEFZZZ! You need to buy a couple dozen lint rollers and roll the whole place.
enree erzweglle
07-28-2005, 01:44 PM
I've talked about this before.

I have long hair--it's about to the middle of my back now--and even my own hair grosses me out.

I can't stand loose hairs anywhere.
I could gag just writing this.

hair, clowns, water
hair more grosses me out; the clowns and water things more terrify me
TurdBerglar
07-28-2005, 01:44 PM
hahaha water
kll
07-28-2005, 01:46 PM
I've talked about this before.

I have long hair--it's about to the middle of my back now--and even my own hair grosses me out.

I can't stand loose hairs anywhere.
I could gag just writing this.

hair, clowns, water
hair more grosses me out; the clowns and water things more terrify me

a book i read last year would say that you had deaths in previous lives relating to clowns and water... you should explore the clown death more...
enree erzweglle
07-28-2005, 01:52 PM
a book i read last year would say that you had deaths in previous lives relating to clowns and water... you should explore the clown death more...
In that previous life, some fucked up clown probably drowned me, maybe by putting me through an ice-hole that he cut into a frozen lake erie with those stupid balloon swords they make.

I read IT. That was enough exploration for me for this life.
wanton wench
07-28-2005, 01:54 PM
Thats awesome ABCDEFZZZ! You need to buy a couple dozen lint rollers and roll the whole place.
i love the visual you just gave me! :D
TAL
07-28-2005, 01:58 PM
In that previous life, some fucked up clown probably drowned me, maybe by putting me through an ice-hole that he cut into a frozen lake erie with those stupid balloon swords they make.
The clown probably had crazy hair too.
CiaoBellaXO
07-28-2005, 01:59 PM
ever been to a house full of italians?

:mad:
kll
07-28-2005, 02:00 PM
:mad:
hairy bitch
TurdBerglar
07-28-2005, 02:02 PM
:mad:


i bet you have a happy trail and a slight stache
Qdrop
07-28-2005, 02:02 PM
i thought this was a genital shaving vs. anti genital shaving thread.
adam_f
07-28-2005, 02:28 PM
I have short hair. There's probably a clever/funny way to say that, but I'm not either.
JBernas
07-28-2005, 02:40 PM
My hair sheds like crazy....I'm like a damn dog. I can't help it. I have to sweep the hair up from the bathroom floor almost everyday.....scared one day that I'll go bald. There's nothing worse though than a random hair.....blach.
Documad
07-28-2005, 03:17 PM
Do you have a bathtub? Because if so, I can't wait until you clean out the drain stopper thing. :p

The woman who lived here before me was very clean, but she forgot about that thing and I was having trouble draining water from the tub. I had to get gloves. I think I'm going to hurl right now.
abcdefz
07-28-2005, 03:42 PM
i think you need to buy a vacuum and like clean once in a while! i have long hair and i dont have this problem. but ya know i do love a guy with a shaved head. :)



I'm a most excellent vacuumer.

There's still hairs everywhere in unexpected places.
wanton wench
07-28-2005, 03:48 PM
I'm a most excellent vacuumer.

There's still hairs everywhere in unexpected places.

ok then thats a real problem and very disgusting. i thought you were just being lazy or something. sorry :o try the roller idea and take pics. :D
abcdefz
07-28-2005, 03:55 PM
i love the visual you just gave me! :D



...I do this in a little Dutch Boy cleaning outfit, too. It's just like My Own Private Id.
wanton wench
07-28-2005, 04:03 PM
...I do this in a little Dutch Boy cleaning outfit, too. It's just like My Own Private Id.
where are the pics?????? i have a french maid outfit. we could really do some cleaning. ;)
hardnox71
07-28-2005, 04:10 PM
Yeah. This dude who lived in my apartment before me must've been going through his summer molt. I keep finding long, black hairs everywhere, and they creep into my stuff.

I just pulled a bottle of supplements out of my backpack, and there's a two-inch hair on the bottle. Yuck.
I feel ya' on that one.

My ex had long black hair and the shit would wind up everywhere. In the bed, on my clothes, all over the furniture, in every drain in the house (I was constantly buying Liquid Drain-o), in my dinner.....I mean it was really outta control. It got to a point where I actually asked her to cut her hair because I was so fucking tired of it. She told me to go screw.
abcdefz
07-28-2005, 04:11 PM
where are the pics?????? i have a french maid outfit. we could really do some cleaning. ;)



I work magic with a feather duster.
abcdefz
07-28-2005, 04:17 PM
I feel ya' on that one.

My ex had long black hair and the shit would wind up everywhere. In the bed, on my clothes, all over the furniture, in every drain in the house (I was constantly buying Liquid Drain-o), in my dinner.....I mean it was really outta control. It got to a point where I actually asked her to cut her hair because I was so fucking tired of it. She told me to go screw.


Thank you. (y)


I guess it's one thing when you've got a girlfriend and just get hair in your mouth a lot; it's something else when it's a stranger's hair and the person's long gone. (n)
wanton wench
07-28-2005, 04:19 PM
I work magic with a feather duster.
but does your vacuume have attachments?????
hardnox71
07-28-2005, 04:20 PM
Thank you. (y)


I guess it's one thing when you've got a girlfriend and just get hair in your mouth a lot; it's something else when it's a stranger's hair and the person's long gone. (n)
Yeah, that does take 'yuck' to a whole new level.
marsdaddy
07-28-2005, 06:03 PM
I just pulled a bottle of supplements out of my backpack, and there's a two-inch hair on the bottle. Yuck.You are taking supplements?! So you're juiced!
it's been growing for 14 and locked for 5. i'll be sad to see it go but at the same time i'm looking forward to the change.That's a laundry list of changes in a short span. Job, location, status, and now hair?! Whoa. (y)She told me to go screw.Make up sex?