overcompensate for something in this thread

[GetYourWarOn]

my penis is 3.5 inches erect.


*polishes brand new corvette*

[Nuzzolese]

I'm good at lots of things, not really great at anything



*has casual sex with 3 guys in a row*

[adam_f]

I can only get it up looking at pictures of Betty White.



*rides horse with gf through an island waterfall*

[GetYourWarOn]

i'll be back later, i gotta leave for my tattoo appointment now.



*adjusts combover*

[Nuzzolese]

All my childhood pets starved to death

*schedules breast augmentation appointment*

[wanton wench]

i'm really nice

*cuts out eye holes in bag*