hot n sexy

[monkey]

it's august. the hottest and sexiest month.


and there hasnt been a sex thread in a bit.



let's talk about it. when was the last time you masturbated? and who did you think about?

[miss soul fire]

let's talk about it. when was the last time you masturbated? and who did you think about?
Wow, that even sounds like we're bunch of loosers!:D

[Echewta]

Yesterday and I thought about the buffet at the Tropicana in Las Vegas.

[monkey]

Wow, that even sounds like we're bunch of loosers!:D

we are.

but the last sex threads were about the first and last time sex was had. i figured those who only use their hands and toys should get some attention.

[ToucanSpam]

it's august. the hottest and sexiest month.


and there hasnt been a sex thread in a bit.



let's talk about it. when was the last time you masturbated? and who did you think about?
I disagree, I think April is the sexiest month.

I masturbated yesterday. And I thought about myself.

[Jodry]

Doing it right now, thinking about...YOUR MOM! :D

[beastieangel01]

I don't remember how long it has been.

I get serviced regularly.

[P of R]

Yesterday night, Echewta.

[ToucanSpam]

Yesterday night, Echewta.
Sometimes I picture him in a cowboy outfit.

[P of R]

Sometimes I picture him in a cowboy outfit.

Rawwrr...*being fondeling inner-thigh.*

[ToucanSpam]

Usually I try to picture Echewta in the Princess Leia bikini. Insted of the funky hairdo, he just has braided chest hair.

[miss soul fire]

we are.


Exactly!:p

Kidding. Hmm...hihi...

[monkey]

i try to picture echewta crochetting socks.... oh man, that turns me on!

[P of R]

^ And lace. Wow.

[adam_f]

I picture the Golden Girls going :eek: and me going :D

[ToucanSpam]

I also like to picture the battle droids from Star Wars.


I'll be back in 5-15 minutes.......

[CiaoBellaXO]

OK so last night I heard the term clitty-litter for the first time and I laughed my ass off when I heard the definition...have any of you heard this yet?

[QueenAdrock]

I don't masturbate. (!)

[paul jones]

last night/Echewta in gimp suit

[Echewta]

Most of you have pretty sad solo sex lives if you are thinking about me doing anything. I thought my buffet fantasy was depressing.

[tulla]

i took a picture with a sheep today!

[paul jones]

i took a picture with a sheep today!

I hope we get to see that then (y) :D

[samoan_boy33]

I don't get it..oh well...whatevers..

[Auton]

don't masturbate anymore

and i thought this thread was being about "hot and sexy".. what's hot and sexy about masturbating? it's sad.

[ms.peachy]

what's hot and sexy about masturbating? it's sad.
You must not be doing it right, sweetie.

[Auton]

what? it felt really good... but it's pathetic, in my opinion which is why i stopped.

[ms.peachy]

Nothing pathetic about exercising your imagination a bit.

Mr.peachy's been out of town for 10 days. I have a HUGE capacity for imagination. :D

[Echewta]

Forget about the pathetic part, its just plain healthy for you. If you dont, the pipes rust up and it can mess up your prostate. So I have read.

[Auton]

alright. in that case i always thought of that one lionel richie video where the blind lady made a clay sculpture of his head

[Echewta]

whatever you gotta do man. Its about the pipes.

[paul jones]

alright. in that case i always thought of that one lionel richie video where the blind lady made a clay sculpture of his head

the best video ever!

I remember seeing it for the first time and your thinking 'Awwww look at poor Lionel feeling all lovesick' and then the ultimate comedy ending when you see that sculpture of his head

I still crack up at it whenever it's on VH1

[wavin_goodbye]

Forget about the pathetic part, its just plain healthy for you. If you dont, the pipes rust up and it can mess up your prostate. So I have read.


i read that too.. oddly enough

[paul jones]

whatever you gotta do man. Its about the pipes.


yeah,you've got to play the pipes of peace like Paul McCartney

[Trimm Trabb]

If you don't, the pipes don't rust because nature has a way...
by spilling it all over your sheets when you're sleeping.

ontopic:
since my own personal penis isn't here, my hand is all I got. :(
Damn, I'm horny. :mad:

[Loppfessor]

ontopic:
since my own personal penis isn't here, my hand is all I got. :(
Damn, I'm horny. :mad:


Wait you're a girl?

[beastie fresh]

What if you masturbate too much? What happens to you? I never found out about this :(

[Justin]

What if you masturbate too much? What happens to you? I never found out about this :(


You'll just last longer while doing the real thing

[beastie fresh]

You'll just last longer while doing the real thing

Sweet deal, Ill be going for hours then

[Loppfessor]

What if you masturbate too much? (


Is that possible?

[HEIRESS]

a couple hours ago.

not my boyfriend.

[Trimm Trabb]

Wait you're a girl?

Uhm...yes. I thought you'd know by now. I've only been on here for 14 months.

[RobMoney]

a couple hours ago.

not my boyfriend.



was it Turdberglar?

[Sarky Devotchka]

last night, John Travolta and Debra Winger as Bud and Sissy on their honeymoon in Urban Cowboy. seriously. :o actually, I started out thinking about lesbian sluts, but the older I get, the more I need to think about weiners to complete the transaction.

the other day we watched The Warriors, and Richard from Sex and the City (one of Samantha's serious boyfriends) was in it and he was really young and super hot, so later I thought about him.

I masturbate to movie characters from the early 80's. :(

[monkey]

do you guys realize that lionel ritchie has been mentioned....

this thread supassed hot and sexy and now it's just fantastic.

a few days ago, it took me like a minute... gooooood thoughts of very gooooooood people.

and.. talk about other hot and sexy things. why stop at masturbation. just tell me your fantasies.

[Echewta]

This morning and i kept repeating "Ittss... a... jollyyyy....holiday....with....Mary."

[ToucanSpam]

This morning and i kept repeating "Ittss... a... jollyyyy....holiday....with....Mary."
Thanks for the material. (y)

[beastie fresh]

last night, John Travolta and Debra Winger as Bud and Sissy on their honeymoon in Urban Cowboy. seriously. :o actually, I started out thinking about lesbian sluts, but the older I get, the more I need to think about weiners to complete the transaction.

the other day we watched The Warriors, and Richard from Sex and the City (one of Samantha's serious boyfriends) was in it and he was really young and super hot, so later I thought about him.

I masturbate to movie characters from the early 80's. :(

Speaking of John Travolta, I live 10-15 mins away from his house in Florida

[Trimm Trabb]

Speaking of John Travolta, I live 10-15 mins away from his house in Florida

And you sometimes go to his house and masturbate in his garden?

I know I would.

[paul jones]

the other day we watched The Warriors, and Richard from Sex and the City (one of Samantha's serious boyfriends) was in it and he was really young and super hot, so later I thought about him.

I masturbate to movie characters from the early 80's. :(


TAL told me that the AJAX from The Warriors action figure is out soon

[BionicEye]

I don't remember how long it has been.

I get serviced regularly.

[ET]

i took a picture with a sheep today!


That's hottt. (http://bombhiphop.com/djsheep/assets/disco/cover_velcro_gloves.jpg)

[DipDipDive]

I've been doing an awful lot of masturbating lately.

For a while there, I was having really disappointing orgasms. I had been masturbating to softcore porn and climaxing in under 3 minutes, but the orgasms were so weak that it seemed pointless when it was all over with. I don't enjoy the quickies anymore. Masturbation shouldn't just be a race to have an orgasm because that's not what sex is all about. It's about taking your time and enjoying every minute of it, and that's precisely what I've been doing for the past week or so. I've had multiple orgasms several times recently because I've opted to use my imagination rather than the aid of visuals. My most recent masturbatory fantasy involved a fella who shall remain nameless and some steamy action on a trampoline. (y)

[mickill]

Ew, gross, Lara. Stop it. Keep me out of your fantasies, man. You're like a daughter to me. *barfs*

[Bitchamachacha]

I masturbating right now with a pack of matches and thinking about how hot Keith Richards was 70 years ago.

[DipDipDive]

Ew, gross, Lara. Stop it. Keep me out of your fantasies, man. You're like a daughter to me. *barfs*

More like granddaughter.

And the only thing I picture you doing on a trampoline is falling off it and cracking your skull on the pavement.

[Tzar]

my birthday is in august..
does that make me hot n sexy?

[Rich Cheney]

I've been yanking em out to the piss in the shower thread.
No shit.

[monkey]

my birthday is in august..
does that make me hot n sexy?

yes. (y)

mine too! 1 week!

[Echewta]

A trampoline sounds dangerous.