chika chika chika clem's ladies

[ledbatz]

bielgi-dub wraps 4 happenstance
not 4 a clappin's dance,
wait hoe dass a rattle in yo pants
i call it a coe rattla, beans fo sho tattla
cleans 4 shur cattlers
mattlers, rakin matter across the moon,
rhyme son shuttle a boon,
can't cold scuttle da spoon, not till ya nuttle the coon,
co' butter ya stale bread till noon.
but nutta ya got nuttin ta butta cause the popos already stole ya dough,
rhyme animal was, now ya aint no mo'-
down da klink widout ya hoe, singing sad songs wit larry n moe,
in yo curlers, swangin like a sissy 'n' missin yo old bolos.
hate to say it but ya ain't down wit cocos, jus' coco puffs-
whadup cuz.

[Chicka B]

Chicka whaaa? Hehe. :D

[ledbatz]

chika chika chika's a man i call clem-
all yall suckas ya probly neva heard o' him
he's in da mountains, living like a rich man-
not da snitch man pulled tagetha wit stiches man,
like ya homey's held tagetha wit stiches n sticks
lots a bricks n dozens a candle sticks-
wires, wire plates in they toothies
plastic in they booties cause dey got no color coochies
i'm sick wit this, no mo ryme animal
can be found but garanimals, romin roun da mall
no no homey they don't be knowin how ta ball
it aint all that cause they roll wit yall, not wit my crew
cole carry da lou's , my louis'e cause my louis'e is old school
like too live crew
and old reruns a scooby doo
fughetabout it now cause i'm out, down wit a shout, no i aint down and out,
juss out boyee.

[Raina]

You sound like your Hawaiin or Jamaican...I'm just sayin' not trying to make fun. I like the way it flows. ^_^

[ledbatz]

I actually take it as a compliment that I sound like I am from Jamaica or Hawaii, but if you can believe this, and I promise I am not lying, I am from Jonesborough, Tennessee, USA, born and raised. That's how I roll. Suffice it to say the apple fell way off the tree. Call me universal.
Holla.

[laurie_hammy]

You just rapping some fresh rhymes, or does this have something to do with the Beasties ?

[Mcmac]

this is beastie free...

[ledbatz]

this goes out to all my peeps on da dope groove,
im on da dope move callin in my slope smooth
i call my car a slope cause i donno what else ta call it
if ya gulfrien saw it ya know she'd wanna go ball in it
da's why i crawl in it, like goin sknny dippin, i'm cole trippin
just like a baby sippin on its bottle, i hits da throttle
pulsin to a hunnert n ten, too late ta call ya friends
clem's back at it again, hurtin um, for certain um,
i go squirtin em wit a squirt gum like da rhymes i'm blurtin em
but wait {spoken], you wait up G, you aint got a beef with the platimum raps stars [replies] yo homey dey gots a beef wit me, cause i'm out ta snatch they keys, keys on the dope ride, they can't climb inside my head, just wish that they wish they could , to late to learn they shoulda backt off, now they makkt-off, too late ta get whackt off by they hones, they blowin moneys, trin to pull thei ice togetha enough to compete wit me they jus' can't, i blisterim like a ant, cause i'm a raise dey roof wit a rant, make em pee in they pant, like a pant suit, wantle-a-banty root, i talk like sickness, blow ya nose and get da rickets, im on da glow, like indiana jones, gettin a jones, crushin the bones a all the pros they know me, might as well blow me, they can't pick my pockets call my papers is in the stock market. stop it, turn around n block it, try to see if ya can glock it, actin like da sprokkits cause ya bat man, lookin stupid, actin like a moron, ya eats boron n sparks off da shore on like pauly shore on crack, taken every bit a da smak i puts on yo face when ya comes at me. boyee. (c) 2005 CSK. Ledbatz. No pay no play boyee.