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miss soul fire
08-01-2005, 09:58 PM
Not to mention I gotta clean his mess!

What the hell does he want? He's got a king life!

Dogs will take over the world before we know it!

God, I love this nasty thing.:o:D
TurdBerglar
08-01-2005, 10:02 PM
my cat gets mad if i chase him around the house
TurdBerglar
08-01-2005, 10:04 PM
i don't think that's anger he's trying to express
Chicka B
08-01-2005, 10:08 PM
My little brother already took 8 of my cat's 9 lives. :(
QueenAdrock
08-01-2005, 10:38 PM
My dog's got a yeast infection of the mouth. Supposedly you can get yeast infections anywhere it's moist and bacteria-like.

They're pretty common for doggies with bigger mouths/lips. His mouth isn't that huge, but he's got fleshy cheeks/lips. So big that they get sucked under his teeth when he licks his lips and get stuck there.

Here's (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/QueenAdrock1/pets/mrtoby.jpg) an example, on his right side.
QueenAdrock
08-01-2005, 11:21 PM
He says thank you, but I must disagree. He's got a real funk smell right now that needs to be taken care of with either a high-pressure water hose, or ammoxicillin. There's nothin' cute about that.
Chicka B
08-01-2005, 11:51 PM
My dog's got a yeast infection of the mouth. Supposedly you can get yeast infections anywhere it's moist and bacteria-like.

They're pretty common for doggies with bigger mouths/lips. His mouth isn't that huge, but he's got fleshy cheeks/lips. So big that they get sucked under his teeth when he licks his lips and get stuck there.

Here's (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/QueenAdrock1/pets/mrtoby.jpg) an example, on his right side.

My grandpa gots a yeast infection in his mouth, I ain't kiddin!
yeahwho
08-01-2005, 11:59 PM
My cat (http://www.erichhartmann.com/images/one-for-the-road.jpg) is a binge drinker with no remorse.
QueenAdrock
08-02-2005, 12:04 AM
omg i wanna go give her a tummy rub

if she's anything like my cat, that'd piss her off real bad and she'd meow and try to scratch you, but then she'd roll over on her other side and start purring because she secretly likes the abuse.
buddylee
08-02-2005, 01:08 AM
Thiers no tuffer than Baby (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/scalia/babyhay.jpg)
she just started barking at us when we eat. it like give me some or else. but who can't love this Face (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/scalia/face.jpg)
zorra_chiflada
08-02-2005, 01:33 AM
my doggie (or my parent's doggie that i grew up with) is getting old and sick. i don't think she has much longer left. poor little blotty.
icy manipulator
08-02-2005, 08:25 AM
wow, that's pretty seed, but blakes 7 is the shit
paul jones
08-02-2005, 01:42 PM
one of my cats, Mork likes on occasion to let rip a silent demon of fart
Echewta
08-02-2005, 02:52 PM
MSF, your dog is just getting you ready for you husband.