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Sarky Devotchka
08-02-2005, 12:31 AM
friday was my birthday and I had to work and I wanted to leave early so I was being a brat and ended up getting in a fight with a coworker and had lots of work to do and left late. :(

we went to dinner at flat top grill (like mongolian barbeque stuff) and the waiter was a complete ass. he was like 45 and a total weirdo. we got there late, but 4 of my friends were there keeping the table for our expected party of 12. at like 8:30, not everyone had showed up yet, so the waiter comes over and says, "if your entire party isn't going to come, you need to let me know because it's friday night and we get pretty busy and we'll probably need this table", so cort says "they're just running late, they'll be here, two of them are looking for parking" and he says, "okay, well, you just let me know, because really, if they're not coming, we're gonna need this table." RUDE! then he thought I had a fake ID and said I couldn't be a day over 18 (I'm 26) and acted all put out about getting our drinks. anyway, a few minutes later, everyone showed up and eventually there were 16 of us and we tried to all squish in. he did a few other asshole things too and was all around a complete jerk, just because he assumed we were really young and wouldn't tip. pfft.

some of my friends were wasted on shrooms, so they were acting like idiots and didn't end up going to my party later on that some friends of mine were hosting with DJs and whatnot. not very many people came to the party, but there was a lot of dancing and I got to hang out and talk bullshit and drink, rather than having to flit around trying to talk to tons of people, so it was pretty nice all around. later on I made out with my regular bed buddy, but was wasted, so it was pretty PG.

the next day we played mini golf and arcade games which was pretty fun. except I was with a group that didn't take it seriously enough and started cheating on the second hole and stopped recording the score half way through. hmph. later on we went to another party and danced our asses off and hung out with some dude that lived upstairs because he had beer and pot. then we got way too high and cort freaked out, so we went home.

sunday my shroomed out friends had a dinner in my honor to make up for being jerks, but I was too hung over to go. heh. splat. :cool:

TurdBerglar
08-02-2005, 12:33 AM
THIS IS A MESSAGE BOARD NOT A NOVEL BOARD :mad:

buddylee
08-02-2005, 12:35 AM
please tell me you stiffed thr a-hole waiter?

JimmyTheScumbag
08-02-2005, 12:37 AM
nobody cares about your birthday

Sarky Devotchka
08-02-2005, 12:42 AM
yeah, once I got to the second paragraph, I stopped caring too.

couldn't stiff the waiter, there's a built-in tip for large parties. he did forget to charge for one of the dinners though, boo ya!

JimmyTheScumbag
08-02-2005, 01:26 AM
Yo, how much for a quarter of shrooms?

Dr Deaf
08-02-2005, 01:37 AM
Yo, how much for a quarter of shrooms?


$40. they're killer new digital shrooms too.


happy you had fun on yo bday sarky. err. you did have fun, right?

TAL
08-02-2005, 04:09 AM
Sarky makes the best story threads.

mickill
08-02-2005, 08:19 AM
No, see, nevermind the waiter. The real a-holes are people that ruin mini golf by cheating, using the golf club as a hockey stick and guiding the ball in the hole with their foot and whatever, thinking they're being sooo funny by not taking the game seriously while you run around trying to keep score for everyone and these people act like they can't handle one frickin can of coke without getting all hopped up and giddy thinking they're being all cute and hilarious. Yeah, real hilarious you athletically deficient attention whore. Those are the real a-holes.

mickill
08-02-2005, 08:21 AM
Yeah, and I'm glad you had a good time, despite those friends of yours ruining mini golf.

icy manipulator
08-02-2005, 08:22 AM
unlucky that you had to work but blakes 7 is the shit
(y)

Mcmac
08-02-2005, 08:22 AM
jesus calm down!

mickill
08-02-2005, 08:26 AM
Yeah icy, wtf? Relax.

Mcmac
08-02-2005, 08:30 AM
hey mickill..why dont you just go kill yourself huh huh huh!

icy manipulator
08-02-2005, 08:30 AM
what?

Mcmac
08-02-2005, 08:31 AM
you too cunt! die die die

icy manipulator
08-02-2005, 08:33 AM
i brick you, and blake would too

adam_f
08-02-2005, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by Mcmac
hey mickill..why dont you just go kill yourself huh huh huh!


That was harsh in a Mary-Kate and Ashley kinda way.

Mcmac
08-02-2005, 08:39 AM
i brick you, and blake would too

who in the fuck is blake?


and adam f...your just mad coz i told u too kill yourself in the suicide thread u had

icy manipulator
08-02-2005, 08:41 AM
you should be in bed, you have school tomorow

Mcmac
08-02-2005, 08:44 AM
no i dont i got suspended

icy manipulator
08-02-2005, 08:55 AM
blakes 7 is a mad brittish sci fi show from the 70's. it's good because of 70's special effects is so dodge. and it's great because i'm drunk :D



Blakes 7 is the shit!!!

Mcmac
08-02-2005, 09:02 AM
no

Sarky Devotchka
08-02-2005, 10:44 AM
No, see, nevermind the waiter. The real a-holes are people that ruin mini golf by cheating, using the golf club as a hockey stick and guiding the ball in the hole with their foot and whatever, thinking they're being sooo funny by not taking the game seriously while you run around trying to keep score for everyone and these people act like they can't handle one frickin can of coke without getting all hopped up and giddy thinking they're being all cute and hilarious. Yeah, real hilarious you athletically deficient attention whore. Those are the real a-holes.

EXACTLY!

man, I was so pissed about that, but I felt bad about being pissed because I should've been thankful or something that people came and that cort planned it all, etc. etc. I was mad at cort for sticking me with two of my most boring and whiny friends, and double mad when the boyfriend (normally a non-boring and awesome person) of one of the girls decided instead of following behind the other group, we should go on our own course. :(

we finished way earlier because of the cheating, and people got cheese fries at the Bunny Hutch, which was awesome like a little snack shop transported from 1955. I had to sit outside by myself for a minute and have a smoke because I was so mad. I blamed my mood on a tummy ache due to gyros.

but then I fucking kicked ass at a basketball game and I beat my friend 6 to 1 in air hockey and killed a bunch of zombies, so that perked me up.

DipDipDive
08-02-2005, 10:44 AM
I was just thinking the other day about how I haven't played mini golf once this summer yet. How sad. :(

I'm glad you had a good time, Sarky. Happy belated birthday :)

paul jones
08-02-2005, 01:34 PM
oh balls!

Happy Belated Birthday lady (y) :)