The Berlin Wall...

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Ok... didn't see that coming...

This is my husband. His name is the Berlin Wall and he was born on August 13, 1961. I expect you've heard of him; he is quite a celebrity. He lives in Berlin.
I used to work in a pharmacy. Now I own a museum. My husband's job was to divide East and West Berlin. He is retired now.
The Berlin Wall at Potsdamer Platz in August 1962.

Would have been funnier if she considered the wall to be a woman, it could have been her lesbian life partner.