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Sarky Devotchka
08-02-2005, 11:56 AM
the other day cort, my wife, told me about a dream she had where we had to watch over these birds and one of them was sick and malformed and we decided to kill it, but when she killed it, this guy died too. he was popular and well-liked and everyone was mad, and cort felt guilty because she thought maybe she knew that he would die if we killed this bird.

anyway, she was all concerned while telling me and I just started giggling and laughing the whole time.

what does that mean?
Qdrop
08-02-2005, 11:58 AM
that you're sleeping on the couch tonight.
cosmo105
08-02-2005, 12:00 PM
dead baby jokes still get to me.

last night we were laughing really hard at making our stuffed killer whale sing Journey and Kansas.
Sarky Devotchka
08-02-2005, 12:00 PM
oh, I have my own bedroom
Qdrop
08-02-2005, 12:01 PM
oh, I have my own bedroom

why?
don't you sleep with your wife?

or are you like, over 65?
cosmo105
08-02-2005, 12:02 PM
haha she's a girl in her twenties, Q.


cort's her best friend.
TAL
08-02-2005, 12:02 PM
what does that mean?
It means that you see humor in everyday misery. Which is good.
Qdrop
08-02-2005, 12:05 PM
haha she's a girl in her twenties, Q.


cort's her best friend.

she said cort was her wife.

are they a gay couple?

i'm confused.
Sarky Devotchka
08-02-2005, 12:05 PM
saying "your mom" is still really funny to me all the time. or like at my birthday party this guy was saying something about my mom, then I said something about his dad and he said his parents were "getting busy" on his bed that night, and I said, "I know, they're calling me later" and he said, "yeah, they're calling me too" and I said, "okay then". and everyone got uncomfortable. then we all started talking about cake-fucking and cort goes, "mmm, fudge". which led to poop. and frozen poop dildos...again.
cosmo105
08-02-2005, 12:06 PM
she said cort was her wife.

are they a gay couple?

i'm confused.
she's not really her wife.

you're easily confused, aren't you?
adam_f
08-02-2005, 12:08 PM
The line in Mallrats where Brodie goes 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S NOT MY SIDEKICK?!!!??!'
Qdrop
08-02-2005, 12:09 PM
she's not really her wife.

you're easily confused, aren't you?

i guess i'm just not as good at English as you, huh?
cause you were always really good at it.






she called cort her wife.
what else was i to get from that?
Sarky Devotchka
08-02-2005, 12:09 PM
you racist bastard! WE ARE HETEROSEXUAL LIFE PARTNERS, ACCEPT IT OR DIE.
cosmo105
08-02-2005, 12:09 PM
in that one episode of UCB where there's that big fight in the kitchen and i think it was Matt Walsh that grabs the guy by the foot and starts punching him in the shoe, and keeps saying, "SHOE! SHOE! SHOE!" when he's punching it...(y)
adam_f
08-02-2005, 12:10 PM
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELLLLLL!
cosmo105
08-02-2005, 12:10 PM
i guess i'm just not as good at English as you, huh?
cause you were always really good at it.
calm down sweet pea, i don't know why you hate me so.
Qdrop
08-02-2005, 12:17 PM
calm down sweet pea, i don't know why you hate me so.

you make yourself a target sometimes.

i pull the trigger.

no biggie.
cosmo105
08-02-2005, 12:21 PM
whatever you say, big guy. i think it's pretty silly.

i find that i can't laugh at talk radio shows, no matter how hard they're trying to be funny. something about them just irritates me so much.

it still makes me laugh hysterically when my boyfriend takes his shorts off by jumping when he's kneeling on the bed - it's hard to explain, but half the time he falls forward and hits his face on the pillow, and EVERY TIME it cracks me up.
Echewta
08-02-2005, 12:22 PM
Cort doesn't do a very good job vacuuming. She often misses spots trying to make those cool triangles in the carpet you see in business offices right after the janitor has vacuumed.
Sarky Devotchka
08-02-2005, 12:23 PM
STOP FIGHTING IN HERE!

also, I tried to teach my friend to dance the other day at this party because he's really stiff and he hunches his shoulders and puts up his fists and moves back and forth. I kept trying to loosen him up, but he kept making funny punching moves and marching around on purpose and I laughed and laughed. He whispered "all the girls in this room are so jealous of you right now", which was funny, but actually maybe true because he's hot. but very strange.
cosmo105
08-02-2005, 12:25 PM
The Birdcage.

that entire movie.
iceygirl
08-02-2005, 12:27 PM
when people talk about 'duties' i most of the time think of 'doody' and it makes me smile strangely and stifle giggles, especially if i am in a serious situation.

my dads name is gene and when people say 'hi gene' i hear it like 'hygeine' and i nearly always laugh.
Echewta
08-02-2005, 12:28 PM
The whole cat general thing (http://www.theonion.com/index.php?pre=1&issue=)
TurdBerglar
08-02-2005, 12:29 PM
crackheads
beastieangel01
08-02-2005, 12:30 PM
if someone falls and isn't seriously hurt, I laugh.
Qdrop
08-02-2005, 12:51 PM
"More Air."



ahahhahahhah!


i love him.
CiaoBellaXO
08-02-2005, 12:54 PM
when I see girls who don't know how to walk in heals....
cosmo105
08-02-2005, 12:57 PM
i'm terrible in heels :\
TurdBerglar
08-02-2005, 12:58 PM
i think cosmo is really a guy and boomin is one hell of a confused young man
cosmo105
08-02-2005, 01:00 PM
SHHH!
TurdBerglar
08-02-2005, 01:02 PM
c'mon. you could even kick his ass easily
cosmo105
08-02-2005, 01:03 PM
that's because i'm a trained assassin, though. he's a lot stronger and bigger than i am.

he's actually got 9 inches on me.


AND HE'S TALLER THAN ME TOO
CiaoBellaXO
08-02-2005, 01:07 PM
i'm terrible in heels :\


how tall are you?
Sarky Devotchka
08-02-2005, 01:08 PM
:(

I just pictured boomin laying his weiner on you.
cosmo105
08-02-2005, 01:08 PM
5' 6". does that matter?

i just don't wear heels very often, and have never gotten used to them. they're fucking uncomfortable!
TurdBerglar
08-02-2005, 01:08 PM
how tall are you?


it's not his height it's his big man feet
cosmo105
08-02-2005, 01:09 PM
you liked it, sarky, and you know it.
CiaoBellaXO
08-02-2005, 01:12 PM
5' 6". does that matter?

i just don't wear heels very often, and have never gotten used to them. they're fucking uncomfortable!


5'6?! Holy shit that's tall! Awesome! You dont even need heals. I only ask because I am 5'2 and wear heals almost every day just to be a "normal" height
cosmo105
08-02-2005, 01:13 PM
i'm tall?! i'm short compared to everyone else in my family. my dad was 5'11", my mom is 5'8". but all the women on my dad's side of the family are barely 5'.

i think my height is pretty average.

edit: well i'll be damned. average height for an american woman is 5' 3.8". i guess i am taller than average.

but i'll never be a supermodel.
CiaoBellaXO
08-02-2005, 01:19 PM
Well let me put it this way. . . if you came to my Ps this sunday for sunday dinner...you'd be the tallest one in the room. ;)
cosmo105
08-02-2005, 01:21 PM
that's nuts. i'm used to everyone being taller than me. most of the guys i know are over 6 feet at least, and most of the girls i know are my height or taller.
CiaoBellaXO
08-02-2005, 01:22 PM
that's nuts. i'm used to everyone being taller than me. most of the guys i know are over 6 feet at least, and most of the girls i know are my height or taller.


My dad is 5'4. ha. Italians are short.
TurdBerglar
08-02-2005, 01:29 PM
im not short
CiaoBellaXO
08-02-2005, 01:31 PM
im not short

you must me mixed then. Not all dego.
TurdBerglar
08-02-2005, 01:32 PM
well yeah but my grandmother is pure breed and she's tall
CiaoBellaXO
08-02-2005, 01:36 PM
well yeah but my grandmother is pure breed and she's tall


Northern Italian then? They tend to be taller and fairer skinned. I'm Sicilian..from the south.
TurdBerglar
08-02-2005, 01:37 PM
i have no idea


she doesn't even remember when she was born
paul jones
08-02-2005, 01:38 PM
eugene's dancing on Big Brother at the moment

it is a spectacle which has to be seen to be appreciated