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[Nuzzolese]

Place your order, please.


I'd like to start out with some original sin, I think we can all share that. Then I'll have the happy childhood with the overachieving older sibling on the side and then I'd like to try the moody adolesence, double the angst, and I'll take a vastly disappointing initial sexual encounter. I'll skip the broken heart tonight, instead I think I'll have a young adulthood riddled with feelings of inadequacy and failure...hmmm, that sounds pretty big, would anyone like to split that with me?


What will you be having?

[zippo]

What will you be having?

the same, please

[Nuzzolese]

the same, please

I heard the impractical liberal arts degree is especially great here.

[TurdBerglar]

this thread is pretty far out there. you're a fuckn' weirdo

[i'mcrafty]

yeah, umm...i'll just have a couple tacos and a milk please, and hold the drama!

[Nuzzolese]

this thread is pretty far out there. you're a fuckn' weirdo

you're boring unless you're talking about your interactions with women

[zippo]

I heard the impractical liberal arts degree is especially great here.

im thinking this would all go swell with the nicely chilled 45 year old troubled and single aunt

[Kid Presentable]

The 'Follow your dreams and all will be well' Gumbo is off tonight right?

Damn, because I'd actually like to send this 'Stuck in Neutral' soup back, and perhaps order some more motivation.

I'm usually so full up on the main course of talking about things, I've very little room for the dessert that is actually doing them.

[Nuzzolese]

I tried the ambiguously fizzled relationship once and I gotta say it left me a little queasy. I think I'll just have a cup of closure this time, sprinkle on top a little satisfying clonclusive argument in which I have the last word.

[Kid Presentable]

I tried the ambiguously fizzled relationship once and I gotta say it left me a little queasy. I think I'll just have a cup of closure this time, sprinkle on top a little satisfying clonclusive argument in which I have the last word.

Well I was actually going to order a bottle of life's not so bad when you look at it. It's only recently reached maturation, but if you give it a chance it's quite drinkable. Would anybody care for a glass?

[zippo]

the last time i ate here i ordered the falling for a close friend salad, was worse than i expected

[Nuzzolese]

Well I was actually going to order a bottle of life's not so bad when you look at it. It's only recently reached maturation, but if you give it a chance it's quite drinkable. Would anybody care for a glass?

I'm not sure if it goes well with the imaginary audience I ordered for everyone as a starter.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm not sure if it goes well with the imaginary audience I ordered for everyone as a starter.

O.k, I'll just go for the whiteboy who likes hip-hop buffet.

[Echewta]

Though I didn't order it, I got a bowl of your a super sweet guy with a side of dont worry about it and for dessert, a rubber biscuit.

[Medellia]

I think I'll have the complacency sandwich with the I have no money sauce. Can you replace the side of healthy relationship with a bit of romantic indecision? And I would a a pint of No, I'm not married yet. No, I don't have a boyfriend either. Yes, I am an old maid at 22. to wash everything down.

[CrankItUp!]

Place your order, please.


I'd like to start out with some original sin, I think we can all share that. Then I'll have the happy childhood with the overachieving older sibling on the side and then I'd like to try the moody adolesence, double the angst, and I'll take a vastly disappointing initial sexual encounter. I'll skip the broken heart tonight, instead I think I'll have a young adulthood riddled with feelings of inadequacy and failure...hmmm, that sounds pretty big, would anyone like to split that with me?


What will you be having?
I don't know what the hell your babbling about - but I'll take a sweet piece of pussy pie ! :)

[zippo]

look, the table next to us is having the being dissapointed by a parent souffle

[Kid Presentable]

And those people there have the smug self-assured success platter.

[Kid Presentable]

Hey, it's everyone being unoriginal!

I'd like to speak to your manager.

[Kid Presentable]

I'm my own manager.

Then why does that tag by your bow-tie say 'Trainee'?

[Kid Presentable]

*Points to finger bowl with lemon and water*

My soup is too weak!!!Fnar!!!

[mickill]

I'll have the flattery platter. I'd like my sweet-talk well done and my compliments with extra butter and the shell removed. Could I also get some impartiality on the side and light dressing for my tossed salad? Thanks. Oh, and I'll have a Pepsi with that.

[Nuzzolese]

I'll have the flattery platter. I'd like my sweet-talk well done and my compliments with extra butter and the shell removed. Could I also get some impartiality on the side and light dressing for my tossed salad? Thanks. Oh, and I'll have a Pepsi with that.

is Coke okay?

[Kid Presentable]

Hit me with a carafe of I don't know what to say next, I got a long drive..

[mickill]

is Coke okay?

No. I'll just take my business elsewhere. Besides, I think I saw rat droppings by the door.

I should have left after hearing the third consecutive Killers song and realized that you guys were in fact playin the entire CD and that it wasn't just the radio afterall.

[wanton wench]

for starters i'll have the fucked up situation platter, then i'd like to try the confusion burger with a slice of drama. hold the chips, instead i'll have a sm order of tears and for desert a slice of broken heart. oh ya to drink..........well how about your whole stock of liquor?

[Bob]

i can't even afford anything on the menu

[Nuzzolese]

No. I'll just take my business elsewhere. Besides, I think I saw rat droppings by the door.

I should have left after hearing the third consecutive Killers song and realized that you guys were in fact playin the entire CD and that it wasn't just the radio afterall.

What? I thought you preferred them to The Cure. Isn't that why you laughed? Oh and those aren't rat droppings they're part of a social experiment.

[wanton wench]

waitress.....i changed my mind i want the best part of you is the kid combo for my appetizer, then the simple life salad with divorced dressing on the side and for dessert i want a piece of that chocolate happy cake!

[beastieangel01]

I just want that chocolate happy cake, please.

[mickill]

What? I thought you preferred them to The Cure. Isn't that why you laughed? Oh and those aren't rat droppings they're part of a social experiment.
Yes.

Anyway, the two dudes at the next table with the blonde ponytails are engaged in some kind of mental armwrestle and it's starting to annoy me.

[Nuzzolese]

Yes.

Anyway, the two dudes at the next table with the blonde ponytails are engaged in some kind of mental armwrestle and it's starting to annoy me.

Did he just say he's on a phonetic quest?

[mickill]

Did he just say he's on a phonetic quest?
Yes. And I think I caught him checking out my aura.

[Nuzzolese]

Yes. And I think I caught him checking out my aura.

How could he not notice it? I didn't want to say anything before but it is getting a little out of hand. Maybe you should skip the self indulgent middle class search for spirituality pudding afterall.

[wanton wench]

Yes.

Anyway, the two dudes at the next table with the blonde ponytails are engaged in some kind of mental armwrestle and it's starting to annoy me.
hey they do that all the time just yank on one of their ponytails and that usually breaks it up (y)

[mickill]

hey they do that all the time just yank on one of their ponytails and that usually breaks it up (y)
I don't think you understand, though. They look like they may know yoga. I don't wanna get my ass kicked.

[wanton wench]

well i know how to meditate so its ok i got your back!

[Nuzzolese]

I don't think you understand, though. They look like they may know yoga. I don't wanna get my ass kicked.

Ass kicked with yoga? (http://www.street.fighter.free.fr/dhalsim/yogaflame_b.jpg)

[mickill]

well i know how to meditate so its ok i got your back!
Cool. I just have to go tinkle first. But when I get back, let's handle these muhfuckas.

[wanton wench]

Cool. I just have to go tinkle first. But when I get back, let's handle these muhfuckas.
kay the little (scared) boys room is over there you go "tinkle" and i'll take care of these ponytail fuckers.
*mental ju-doe chops ponytails*
*sits back down to finish cake*






so did everything come out ok???

[mickill]

kay the little (scared) boys room is over there you go "tinkle" and i'll take care of these ponytail fuckers.
*mental ju-doe chops ponytails*
*sits back down to finish cake*






so did everything come out ok???
Ok, I'm back. Did I miss anything?

[wanton wench]

naw......the ponytails left! ;)
want some cake?

[Nuzzolese]

They didn't actually leave they simply ascended to a higher level of consciousness.

[mickill]

Are they here or not? If so, I gotta take a whiz.

[wanton wench]

They didn't actually leave they simply ascended to a higher level of consciousness.
yes right after i ju-doe chopped their ponytails off!
hence the ponytails left.
see all that weight was preventing them form ascending! ;)

[mickill]

I have an appetite for destruction. I think I'll stick around for the lunch special.