HEY YOU ARMY FUCKERS

[TurdBerglar]

stop calling me and trying to recruit me.



when they ask you why you're not interested, just tell them your a pussy. just be like, "im a pussy". the leave you a fuck alone

[CrankItUp!]

You tell em - pussy.

[TurdBerglar]

i did, retard

[BionicEye]

Jimi Hendrix got out of the army by pretneding to be gay.

[TurdBerglar]

yes we know

[CrankItUp!]

And yes - you blow. You're the tard -turd. :cool:

[Loppfessor]

Just tell them you're already DEP'd into another branch. They will leave you alone because after that it's illegal for them to try and recruit you.

[CrankItUp!]

Hide in the stock room kid.

[Anne Lauren]

My little brother joined the army...really because he didn't have a choice. He got busted his senior year in high school dealing dope. Since he was 18 early in the school year, it was either doing jail time because it's a felony in Tennessee to deal dope on school grounds, or he could join the army and they drop the charges. Well, my parents couldn't dare have a son do jail time (how embarrassing) :rolleyes: , they made a deal with the military. Well, he was shipped to Iraq right before we declared war and it has fucked him up psychologically probably for life. He was 19 camped outside Iraq and remembers seeing the bombs fly over his head...where the U.S. offically declared war. He said that he was listening to Rage Against the Machine on his discman while other troops were crying and praying. He said that it was surreal. He was so scared he couldn't even cry. He was 19, came from an upper class suberban family, and suddenly had to deal with wondering if he was going to live the next day or not.

He came home last December, after being there a year, and ever since then hasn't been the same. He had to run over an Iraqy boy with his tank that was covered in blood after his troops bombed the boy's village and apparently killed the kid's parents. The kid was scared and ran for help. David had no choice. It fucked David up bad. I remember when David came home for X-mas, we went out and he downed 10 xanax and drunk a 1/5 of Jack Daniels. He almost died. It was a nightmare for our family.

Therefore, I greatly respect and admire anyone in the military. I totally support our troops. They're doing some shit I could never be brave enough to do...even if they are not going to Iraq. I could never imagine moving to a different foreign country every year and having to start over. That's awsome (sincerely) and Good Luck! ;)

[BionicEye]

I have a VERY similar experience with a friend I grew up with. Our families knew eachother and we've been like brothers since we were kids. His family moved away to Miami and he had he same thing happen to him with drugs and being given the 'option' of going to the army.

He's done now and the person I remember is destroyed. I don't necessarily respect everyone in the army, but I feel for those that don't want to be there, aren't mentally built for it and come back zombies. Sucks.

[CrankItUp!]

Jesus , on both counts that is undeserving for anyone to have to endure.

[Anne Lauren]

I have a VERY similar experience with a friend I grew up with. Our families knew eachother and we've been like brothers since we were kids. His family moved away to Miami and he had he same thing happen to him with drugs and being given the 'option' of going to the army.

He's done now and the person I remember is destroyed. I don't necessarily respect everyone in the army, but I feel for those that don't want to be there, aren't mentally built for it and come back zombies. Sucks.

Just out of curiosity...why don't you respect everyone in the army (or military in general)? I mean, it's a great opportunity for some people...they pay for your schooling, they train you in a skill, it's a job, etc...A lot of people aren't blessed to be born into a family that can support them until they are able to "survive" on their own.

And as far as being able to "mentally" handle war...is anyone really? A lot of people deal with it by shutting reality out. So, just because they act "cold" and not showing emotion does that mean they are "mentally" dealing with it? You think you could "mentally" handle that?

[BionicEye]

Nope.


If i answer your question, this thread will end up on the general political board. I respect what they do, short answer. I feel for my friend.

[Victor Baron]

[Anne Lauren]

Nope.


If i answer your question, this thread will end up on the general political board. I respect what they do, short answer. I feel for my friend.

(y)

[Justin]

I wouldnt have minded, at all, to defend this country as a troop back in the world war days. However, under no circumstances would i ever, positively ever be a goon in the army for our so called president we have right now

[RobMoney]

If you're stupid enough to go into the service for the purpose of "Getting an education" you're probably not smart enough to be in college anyway.

[Tone Capone]

If you're stupid enough to go into the service for the purpose of "Getting an education" you're probably not smart enough to be in college anyway.

Says someone who knows nothing about the military...
Most people who join the military for that very reason can't afford to go to college so they take advantage of the GI Bill ~and pray~ there is no war...

[P of R]

Apparently, I'm psychologically inadequate for military service. (y)

[RobMoney]

I'm smart enough to be able to figure out how to get a Pell Grant and a Student Loan on my own without having to do a tour in a third world nation to get it.

[zorra_chiflada]

Says someone who knows nothing about the military...
Most people who join the military for that very reason can't afford to go to college so they take advantage of the GI Bill ~and pray~ there is no war...

it shouldn't have to be like that, it's not their fault. :(
how expensive is it to pay for college in the US?

[Tone Capone]

I'm smart enough to be able to figure out how to get a Pell Grant and a Student Loan on my own without having to do a tour in a third world nation to get it.

Well that is great for you since the military probably wouldn't have taken you anyway (there is a fitness program in place). But since you are so smart you should also realize that a huge number of military members, do their 3-4 years and get out and go to college without even leaving the state they were raised in. You gotta at least kinda know what you are talking about before you start talking smack.

[Tone Capone]

it shouldn't have to be like that, it's not their fault. :(

I know.

[RobMoney]

I know most people who go into the Military are morons who'd probably end up on Welfare anyway. I also know that 60 percent of people in the Military regret joining and wish they could get out.

I couldn't imagine getting out of high school and already having absolutely no other options in life but to go into the Army.

[zorra_chiflada]

I couldn't imagine getting out of high school and already having absolutely no other options in life but to go into the Army.

well you're lucky

[RobMoney]

it shouldn't have to be like that, it's not their fault. :(
how expensive is it to pay for college in the US?



ANYONE in the US can go to college. You don't NEED to go into the military to afford an education.

Between Grants, Scholorships, Student Loans, and a part-time job delivering Pizza or something anyone can afford it.

ANYONE.

[RobMoney]

Well that is great for you since the military probably wouldn't have taken you anyway (there is a fitness program in place).



Yeah, but lucky for you they don't discriminate against homosexuals.

[Loppfessor]

If you're stupid enough to go into the service for the purpose of "Getting an education" you're probably not smart enough to be in college anyway.

Well let’s see I have two Associates degrees, am 4 classes from a Bachelor’s degree have traveled the world, am in shape, and have honorable served my country. I guess that’s almost as good as being an overweight, divorcee, working some lame job in Philly….almost

[RobMoney]

Yeah, but I don't have to worry about going to Iraq and getting shot by a Jihad in order to get my degree.



...and my job is cool

[Loppfessor]

Yeah, but I don't have to worry about going to Iraq and getting shot by a Jihad in order to get my degree.



That's very true and you're welcome for that by the way cus the US Military ensures that for you....

[Tone Capone]

Yeah, but lucky for you they don't discriminate against homosexuals.

Yeah you sound really smart (y)

People who join the military also do so because while they are working, they are receiving college credit as well as job experience, a lot of times folks will get a job in the dental field (right out of highschool) do their stint for four years, and have an associates degree from the Air Force which tranfers over to major universities. So they finish up their schooling with a step up and end up being dentists... you really don't know what you are talking about.

[RobMoney]

That's very true and you're welcome for that by the way cus the US Military ensures that for you....


Spoken like a true sheep of the Military...keep believing what they tell you about being in Iraq, Lopp. You're defending us from them.

[ms.peachy]

I know most people who go into the Military are morons who'd probably end up on Welfare anyway.
whoa there nelly. I think that's really a very unkind and elitist attitude. I don't see why you feel the need to belittle any kid who makes a decision to try and lift him or herself out of the poverty cycle. It might not be the way you would choose to do it, and maybe you had some fairly switched on parents or a guidance counselor or whoever it was in your life that hipped you to the possibilities available to you with grants and scholarships. But if you come from nothing, have parents that have never dealt with the academic beaureaucracy themselves, and maybe don't have the greatest school support team behind you, how would even know where to begin?

It's not what I would do, and I don't imagine it's what I will want for my child someday. But I also know that, being financially solvent, savvy and educated myself, it's not likely going to seem an appealing option for them anyway. But for a kid who has it within themselves to try and achieve more than what the system has expected of them - I wouldn't dream of insulting them.

[Tone Capone]

Yeah, but I don't have to worry about going to Iraq and getting shot by a Jihad in order to get my degree.

You wouldn't have to worry about that anyway... the one thing you are right about though is that a lot of grunts in the Army do join because they don't really have that many options when it comes to education. The Army has the lowest standards when it comes to taking recruits.

[Mcmac]

why are u fuckers (not ms peachy) on invisible mode?

[RobMoney]

Yeah you sound really smart (y)

People who join the military also do so because while they are working, they are receiving college credit as well as job experience, a lot of times folks will get a job in the dental field (right out of highschool) do their stint for four years, and have an associates degree from the Air Force which tranfers over to major universities. So they finish up their schooling with a step up and end up being dentists... you really don't know what you are talking about.



That's great you get credit towards an Associate degree.

I'm really not trying to be a wise-ass when I ask this, but why does it take 4 years in the Military to get a 2 year degree which is almost worthless in the real world? Doesn't seem like a good deal to me.

[Mcmac]

i dont know why minton closed that other thread wif u two fighting in it and sed "no1 wants to read it"? bullshit i enjoy reading u two throw back comments about one anothers physical appearance and such...its good stuff (y) keep it up

[RobMoney]

whoa there nelly. I think that's really a very unkind and elitist attitude. I don't see why you feel the need to belittle any kid who makes a decision to try and lift him or herself out of the poverty cycle. It might not be the way you would choose to do it, and maybe you had some fairly switched on parents or a guidance counselor or whoever it was in your life that hipped you to the possibilities available to you with grants and scholarships. But if you come from nothing, have parents that have never dealt with the academic beaureaucracy themselves, and maybe don't have the greatest school support team behind you, how would even know where to begin?

It's not what I would do, and I don't imagine it's what I will want for my child someday. But I also know that, being financially solvent, savvy and educated myself, it's not likely going to seem an appealing option for them anyway. But for a kid who has it within themselves to try and achieve more than what the system has expected of them - I wouldn't dream of insulting them.



Please don't ever think I'm from some privileged family who supported me or pulled any strings for me. QUITE THE CONTRARY. I never got one dime of help from anyone towards college.

[cj hood]

i'm a foot soilder in the Kiss army...

[TAL]

Apparently, I'm psychologically inadequate for military service. (y)
I did civiltjänst. Also (y)

[Mcmac]

what cj? o thats right no1 gives a shit grampa

[ms.peachy]

Please don't ever think I'm from some privileged family who supported me or pulled any strings for me. QUITE THE CONTRARY. I never got one dime of help from anyone towards college.
Oh I see. You are one of those that feels that you have earned the right to spit on others, then.

[Tone Capone]

That's great you get credit towards an Associate degree.

I'm really not trying to be a wise-ass when I ask this, but why does it take 4 years in the Military to get a 2 year degree which is almost worthless in the real world? Doesn't seem like a good deal to me.

The purpose of the degree is to use toward your bachelor's and actually a lot of people get their Bachelor's before they leave the military. It gives someone a real step up to use when they hit the university instead of having to be 22-38 years old and starting as a freshman.

[RobMoney]

Oh I see. You are one of those that feels that you have earned the right to spit on others, then.


:confused: ....UMM whatever?

[adam_f]

Originally posted by ms. peachy
Oh I see. You are one of those that feels that you have earned the right to spit on others, then.

And you've earned the right to make assumptions about people you've never even given two thoughts about before.

[cj hood]

what cj? o thats right no1 gives a shit grampa


f u........oh my mummy........my mummy's mad at me........cunt!!!!

[Mcmac]

your mummys mad at u.....

[ms.peachy]

And you've earned the right to make assumptions about people you've never even given two thoughts about before.
What are you talking about? What people that I never thought about before am I making assumptions about?

[P of R]

I did civiltjänst. Also (y)


Right on! (y)

[Loppfessor]

You're defending us from them.


Trust me if I had my way I'd let Al Qaeda slice your head off in a heart beat...

[TurdBerglar]

to me military is like religion. for the most part they're good things. but they definetly seem to brainwash people and strip them of their souls.


i have a buddy that joined the army. he went awol becuase he developped shin splints (keep in mind he only weighs like 130lbs). none of his sargents believed or cared that he had shin splints. even though he had written proof from the doctors there. he couldn't run anymore. so he went awol. he still can't run today just becuase of shin splints. they really fucked his legs up.

[RobMoney]

Trust me if I had my way I'd let Al Qaeda slice your head off in a heart beat...




HAHAHAHAAAAAAA.......and here I thought we really had something special together. You said you were gonna leave Tone for me?

[Loppfessor]

What's this? Rob can't think of anything clever to say so he resorts to a lame homosexual reference? I'm shocked :eek:

[Documad]

My dad got his college degree because of the US Navy. :mad:



i dont know why minton closed that other thread wif u two fighting in it and sed "no1 wants to read it"? bullshit i enjoy reading u two throw back comments about one anothers physical appearance and such...its good stuff (y) keep it up
:p You "men" are being shown up by a 15 year old. :p

[Mcmac]

hey dont knock the age (y)

[RobMoney]

What's this? Rob can't think of anything clever to say so he resorts to a lame homosexual reference? I'm shocked :eek:



I've got a ton of clever things I could say, I just got bored with you too easily there shortbread.
I'm getting bored arguing with you two wanna-be frat geeks.


Go throw some more beer cans at ceiling fans or something.



HOO-RAH

[Mcmac]

I've got a ton of clever things I could say

come on just say em :)

[RobMoney]

I'm getting bored arguing with you two wanna-be frat geeks.

HOO-RAH

Frat geeks may be giving them too much credit....you need to get into college in order to be a frat-geek.

[BionicEye]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh! That was way harsh, Bob.

[Tone Capone]

I've got a ton of clever things I could say, I just got bored with you too easily there shortbread.
I'm getting bored arguing with you two wanna-be frat geeks.


Go throw some more beer cans at ceiling fans or something.



HOO-RAH

That's cute... but seriously, we've all seen your picture man... there isn't really anything you could say about ANYONE!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

So why don't we put this argument away since, even if you DID know what you are talking about, it's a dumb argument.

[Loppfessor]

I've got a ton of clever things I could say, I just got bored with you too easily there shortbread.
I'm getting bored arguing with you two wanna-be frat geeks.


Go throw some more beer cans at ceiling fans or something.



HOO-RAH


Strike two pal, the second most generic message board retort is the old I would argue but you aren't worthy of my amazing, witty, original comments. In other words you still don't got shit! What's your encore going to be critiquing our grammar? ooooh

[RobMoney]

That's cute... but seriously, we've all seen your picture man... there isn't really anything you could say about ANYONE!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

What's this? TONE can't think of anything clever to say so he resorts to a lame FAT reference? I'm shocked :eek:

[RobMoney]

Strike two pal, the second most generic message board retort is the old I would argue but you aren't worthy of my amazing, witty, original comments. In other words you still don't got shit! What's your encore going to be critiquing our grammar? ooooh


....or maybe I'm just really bored with you two butt-pirates.

I admit I'm no match for you.
You, with not one, but TWO associates degrees. How can I ever think I could match wits with you.

FEAR ME, I HAVE TWO ASSOCIATES DEGREES.

[RobMoney]

My dad got his college degree because of the US Navy. :mad:


I'm assuming your father isn't in his mid-twenties, correct? I'm guessing he was in the service over 30 years ago.

There were not nearly as many opportunities for people to get help for college as there is today and the military was a MUCH different place back then.

[Loppfessor]

Rob you're talkin out your ass, you don't know shit about the way the military works. If I ever need any pointers about winning a pie eating contest maybe I'll ask you for some advice...

[Mcmac]

^haha

rob u really aint no mach for these two no offence..........

you just added to their already large fuel tank by posting those pictures

[Anne Lauren]

Damn...fiesty! You all were taking some low blows!

I just now read this thread and I had to comment.

First of all, Rob, and I'm not taking anyone's side here...but, those were some really shitty comments!

[miss soul fire]

Turd! You should join the army!!! Then when the American army finally invaded Brazil and stole (not that's not already stolen) Amazônia from us then we could meet up and stuff...:p

Join now, the troops are already in position last I've heard. Yep!

[TurdBerglar]

what position will you be in?

[miss soul fire]

what position will you be in?
POSITION 1BT58*%: READY TO KICK ASS!

:D

[TurdBerglar]

HOT!