Oh, sweet mercy

[adam_f]

I think I'm going blind from seeing Tammy Faye Baker on TV. That's the way to start the day.

[beastieangel01]

doesn't she make you happy and makes you think about sunshine?!

[adam_f]

She sorta looks like what my grandma would look like if I hit her with a semi, then beat her brains in with a baseball that, then decided to make her look all pretty.

[beastieangel01]

Well, that sounds about accurate.

[adam_f]

I think Jesus would even be offended at her. I know he doesn't usually discriminate, but there probably is a special place in Hell for ugly people like that.

[beastieangel01]

haha.

just for saying that, you're gonna burn, oreo!

[adam_f]

I was already going to burn for setting these kids at my sweatshop in Haiti on fire.

[beastieangel01]

:eek:

[adam_f]

I mean, THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF WAS ON FIRE!

hahahahahahahahaha, that's gay.

[beastieangel01]

your mom is gay.

[adam_f]

your mom likes to ride the midnight train to pittsburgh

[beastieangel01]

your mom likes to ride my strap-on







:confused:

[adam_f]

your mom likes the fellas uncircumsized

[beastieangel01]

so do I






and now I've gone too far!




:eek:

[adam_f]

it's time for a mentos break

[beastieangel01]

even GW wants one (http://www.aerojockey.com/fark/mentos.jpg)

[CiaoBellaXO]

I just wanted to post in this thread because no one else besides you two dorks have.

[beastieangel01]

I was wondering when someone else would say something. :D

[adam_f]

I was wondering whether or not Ted Danson dyes his hair on Saturdays or Sundays.

[CiaoBellaXO]

^ he is all gray!!!

[adam_f]

He wasn't on Becker. I should've used past tense.