Attn: Nuzzolese

[mickill]

Hey, how's it goin?

[TurdBerglar]

stop being creepy

[mickill]

Hey dude, how was your weekend?

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck do you care

[Bitchamachacha]

Leather or lace? You seem like a lace girl.

[mickill]

I care, man. How was it? Did you ride your bike around etc?

[Nuzzolese]

only because it's cheaper and travels so well

[TurdBerglar]

NO I WORKED ASSHOLE

[Nuzzolese]

NO I WORKED ASSHOLE

me too

[mickill]

Cool. Nice talking to you, dude. Hey Nuzz. Sup!

[afronaut]

You really have replaced me with nuzz haven't you? I knew it. I have no one now, I'm all alone. Even my cat left me.

[mickill]

Replaced you? What are you, my pet?

[Qdrop]

i mean, i don't want to be another one of those "oh look! another board couple" whiners...
but shit....

[Bob]

asl

[afronaut]

Replaced you? What are you, my pet?
Yes mike, and you're supposed to love and take care of me forever. Even when I have worms.

[mickill]

i mean, i don't want to be another one of those "oh look! another board couple" whiners...
but shit....
I'm just conducting an experiment here, Q. It'll all make sense to you in 100 days.

[Qdrop]

I'm just conducting an experiment here, Q. It'll all make sense to you in 100 days.

hence the reason you didn't use the PM feature then?


are you actually testing a theory, or trying to get people off you back while you flirt with nuzz in cyber public?

[Nuzzolese]

Cool. Nice talking to you, dude. Hey Nuzz. Sup!

Oh nothing. I'm really sleepy today because the last 2 nights I've just crashed when I couldn't stay awake any longer. I'm reading Carol Channing's Memoir. I had no idea she was something like 5'11". And I'm really stiff and sore from last nights demonstration. I played a great game but nobody around really cared. There weren't many people watching. It was lame. There was supposed to be a native american dance group and an African drum group we were going to try to get to play for us, and a petting zoo was supposed to be there. They all canceled - maybe never got organized to begin with. Anyway it was good practice.

[mickill]

hence the reason you didn't use the PM feature then?


are you actually testing a theory, or trying to get people off you back while you flirt with nuzz in cyber public?

Testing a theory.

Wait, how would "flirting" with Nuzz in cyber public get the cyber peoples off my back?

[Bob]

carol channing...that's the lady with the mouth, right? hello dolly and so on

[mickill]

No Bob, it's Rizzo from the movie Grease.


Oh nothing. I'm really sleepy today because the last 2 nights I've just crashed when I couldn't stay awake any longer. I'm reading Carol Channing's Memoir. I had no idea she was something like 5'11". And I'm really stiff and sore from last nights demonstration. I played a great game but nobody around really cared. There weren't many people watching. It was lame. There was supposed to be a native american dance group and an African drum group we were going to try to get to play for us, and a petting zoo was supposed to be there. They all canceled - maybe never got organized to begin with. Anyway it was good practice.

Awesome. We found 3 dead mice in the shed. Well, half dead. That was fun, dealing with the half dead mice. One was actually dead. The others were still in the process of dying.

[Nuzzolese]

carol channing...that's the lady with the mouth, right? hello dolly and so on

Yes! She had the big bug eyes and the scratchy duck voice. She was so talented. I've come to the suspicion that broadway and stage actors are much more practical and down to earth about their jobs than actors who primarily do movies. You know that show INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO where they ask actors questions about their art, their craft, and how they developed their characters and got into acting? I always think they sounded so incomprehensible and inarticulate, as they tried to explain "getting to that place" and "instincts" and stuff like that. I'm starting to think they really are just monkeys following orders and they're trying to make it like it's so deep and artful. Stage actors talk much more about choreography, and admit they are selling themselves, they seem to work harder and be more realistic about what they do, at least compared to current movie stars.

[Nuzzolese]

No Bob, it's Rizzo from the movie Grease.




Awesome. We found 3 dead mice in the shed. Well, half dead. That was fun, dealing with the half dead mice. One was actually dead. The others were still in the process of dying.

You witnessed their little death rattles? Or did you stomp them out of their misery? Did you catch them in mouse traps?

[adam_f]

If James Lipton asked me what my favorite swear word is, I would say 'Gosh Darnit!'

[Nuzzolese]

hence the reason you didn't use the PM feature then?


are you actually testing a theory, or trying to get people off you back while you flirt with nuzz in cyber public?

This is the thread where everyone can flirt with me in public.

[Nuzzolese]

If James Lipton asked me what my favorite swear word is, I would say 'Gosh Darnit!'

Because it's the truth or because you think it would be amusing somehow?

[adam_f]

I wouldn't want to get bleeped. I don't know why, but the bleeping angers me.

[Nuzzolese]

I wouldn't want to get bleeped. I don't know why, but the bleeping angers me.

As it should! It's censorship. No one should be allowed to control what they think you're not allowed to hear.

[mickill]

As it should! It's censorship. No one should be allowed to control what they think you're not allowed to hear.
I totally ****ing agree.

It should be up to the individual.

[adam_f]

Orignally posted by Nuzzolese
As it should! It's censorship. No one should be allowed to control what they think you're not allowed to hear.

Ever watch Die Hard 2 on FX? It sounds like Bullwinkle was the voiceover guy for Bruce Willis. Nothing worse than hearing 'Yippe-Ki-Yay Mister Falcon!' instead of 'Yippe-Ki-Yay Motherfucka!'

[Nuzzolese]

Flip YOU, Mellonballer!

[mickill]

You witnessed their little death rattles? Or did you stomp them out of their misery? Did you catch them in mouse traps?
No, they appeared to have died/been in the process of dying of natural causes. They were buried in and around the boxes I was removing from the shed. It was nasty.

[Echewta]

This is the thread where everyone can flirt with me in public.

Nuzzolese, would you like to have my babies or perhaps grab some tea?

[mickill]

Nuzzolese, would you like to have my babies or perhaps grab some tea?
I can't even tell you how many dozens of times this exact line has gotten me laid.

[Nuzzolese]

Nuzzolese, would you like to have my babies or perhaps grab some tea?

That's not flirting that's a blatant proposition. Tea would be nice. Make it sweet for me. Sweet and hot. :rolleyes:

[mickill]

I'm gonna go make some breakfast.

bbl

[Bob]

some times censoring doesn't make cense. like there's this commercial for this new crappy fox show, and the guy says, "i have one simple rule for my daughter's boyfriends; if she sees your ****, i cut it off". i wonder what he's talking about?

[Echewta]

That's not flirting that's a blatant proposition. Tea would be nice. Make it sweet for me. Sweet and hot. :rolleyes:

But when I said it, I looked shy.

[Nuzzolese]

But when I said it, I looked shy.

I giggled.

[Bob]

dude, you are so in, go for it

[JBernas]

No, they appeared to have died/been in the process of dying of natural causes. They were buried in and around the boxes I was removing from the shed. It was nasty.

I went to light our grill one time after not lighting it in awhile....there was a momma mouse and her little pink babies in there....so sad. I think the mom survived since she ran out, but the babies did not. :( I felt so bad

[Echewta]

dude, you are so in, go for it

So Nuzzolese, here is your sweet and hot tea. Here is a muffin too. Would you like me to butter your muffin?

[mickill]

I went to light our grill one time after not lighting it in awhile....there was a momma mouse and her little pink babies in there....so sad. I think the mom survived since she ran out, but the babies did not. :( I felt so bad

Ok, that's actually worse. Remind me never to accept any invitations for a bbq at your house, btw.

[Nuzzolese]

So Nuzzolese, here is your sweet and hot tea. Here is a muffin too. Would you like me to butter your muffin?

That's okay I think I can butter it myself.

[cosmo105]

Echewta flirts by throwing bags of Tazo tea down in front of you.

"hey baby, you ready for some *Passion*? i'll keep you *Awake* all night and *Refresh* your senses. nice and easy, nice and *Calm*. by the way, my name's *Earl Grey*.

this sounds lame, but i'm not kidding.


hey nuzz, how tall are you? just curious.

[Nuzzolese]

hey nuzz, how tall are you? just curious.

What the hell is going on around here?

[mickill]

She's slightly above average.

[Nuzzolese]

She's slightly above average.

You're hiding something from me. You and cosmo and thungmtvann are in cahoots. This is not a coincidence.

[Echewta]

I forgot about the Tazo flirting from a year ago. That Passion tea sure got me into some crazy trouble.

[Nuzzolese]

How do you deal with Echewta in person? He seems unruly and unpredictable.

[Echewta]

That's okay I think I can butter it myself.

You lied Bob. I trusted you as my wingman. You were my Goose. Now you are nothing.

[mickill]

You're hiding something from me. You and cosmo and thungmtvann are in cahoots. This is not a coincidence.
What you talkin bout, Willis? I've never asked you your height. It was in that profile you sent me a few months back.

[Qdrop]

i really don't get the point of this thread....

[Nuzzolese]

i really don't get the point of this thread....

That's fascinating, thank you.

[Qdrop]

That's fascinating, thank you.
F-YOU, mellonballer!

[Echewta]

How do you deal with Echewta in person? He seems unruly and unpredictable.

You miss, have made my day. Thank you.

[Nuzzolese]

F-YOU, mellonballer!

This is a load of bullstuff.

[mickill]

Hey Nuzz, remember how you were telling me about how you contracted herpes from that 17 yr old co-worker of yours after rocking his world in the Self-Help section at the bookstore and how you left your purse there and didn't notice until you went to pay for your soy latte and had to run back and how, luckily, it was still there, but when you bent down to pick it up you tore your brother's Bugle Boy slacks that you had to borrow since your usual black work pants were at the dry cleaners and you were desperate, but the pants were extra snug and you had no choice since you were late, and when you got your purse you noticed there was a buck missing from the change pocket in your wallet? Anyway, did you ever figure out what happened to that buck?

[Bob]

Hey Nuzz, remember how you were telling me about how you contracted herpes from that 17 yr old co-worker of yours after rocking his world in the Self-Help section at the bookstore and how you left your purse there and didn't notice until you went to pay for your soy latte and had to run back and how, luckily, it was still there, but when you bent down to pick it up you tore your brother's Bugle Boy slacks that you had to borrow since your usual black work pants were at the dry cleaners and you were desperate, but the pants were extra snug and you had no choice since you were late, and when you got your purse you noticed there was a buck missing from the change pocket in your wallet? Anyway, did you ever figure out what happened to that buck?

and THAT is the point of the thread

[mickill]

Exactly, Bob.

I mean, I don't know how much more straightforward and to the point I can be about this.

[Nuzzolese]

Nope I never found out.

[mickill]

That's fuck**g lame, man. I hope that whoever the ass**le that took it is, that they ch*ke on their own fuck**g shit and d*e.

[Nuzzolese]

Was that a vague reference to my Texpanican lover?

[mickill]

Was that a vague reference to my Texpanican lover?
Who? Paul? I don't think so. What makes you say that? Why would I knock him? I said he looked like a nice guy.

[Nuzzolese]

Who? Paul? I don't think so. What makes you say that? Why would I knock him? I said he looked like a nice guy.

Well, okay I just wasn't sure because you said he looked young. Was his name really Paul? I had a terrible lunch today because I was really into my book and then doctors came in and started talking, totally inconsiderate of me. I came back to my desk and slammed my water bottle down. So, naturally I feel on edge.

[mickill]

Are you feeling down? Do you wanna talk about it maybe?

[Nuzzolese]

Are you feeling down? Do you wanna talk about it maybe?

maybe. I don't know

[mickill]

maybe. I don't know
You can tell me. G'head. I'll keep it hush.

[Nuzzolese]

Well, sometimes I wish I was dying just to have some certainty to my immediate future. Something like 6 months.

[mickill]

Uh huh...I see. And how does that make you feel?

*continues flipping through Sports Illustrated*

[Nuzzolese]

Uh huh...I see. And how does that make you feel?

*continues flipping through Sports Illustrated*

you jackass! I was about to tell you about my childhood!

[Bob]

OOOOOOOOOOOO

[Nuzzolese]

OOOOOOOOOOOO (http://www.palmy.net.nz/futurama/weirdscenes/fry-tux2.jpg)

[Bob]

*laughter, light applause*

[Nuzzolese]

[Bob]

*slight chuckle, indecipherable muttering*


i dunno, i just thought this thread needed a studio audience

[zippo]

you know...

what if there were rooms where we´d pay money for and theyd be called "emotion rooms" and people would go in an sit or stand (or lie down, whatever) and theyd act upon the emotion the room is titled under, like the crying room or the screaming room or the laughing room. then you finish and leave like nobodys business

[mickill]

you jackass! I was about to tell you about my childhood!

Right....I see. And how does that make you feel?

*balances checkbook*

[Nuzzolese]

Qdrop made a thread about us. He's pretty weird.

[mickill]

That seems kinda obsessive. Maybe he's in love with me.