Worst Lyrics Ever

[B_Mackin']

Alright lets see who can come up with the worst rap lyrics ever. My vote is from Spur of the Moment by luda ft. DJ Quik-"You see I'm not normal and I'm not a homo I'm mo' apt to shoot a porno with you in cornrows" Now that's awfull but I'm sure therez some stuff out there that is as bad or worse. What can you come up with?

[wanton wench]

cornrows??? wtf is that? like rows of corn????
i think that one wins

[EN[i]GMA]

1. "I get in that ass like preparation H" - Cassidy from "The General Remix" (Swizz Beats)

2. “I think we both know what we here for.” – Benzino “Die Another Day”

3. “I’m the big apple, ain’t nobody riper man” – Erick Sermon “S.O.D.”

4. “Try to get them to take their clothes off, then me and my mans take our clothes off!” – Frank N Dank – “Take Dem Clothes Off”

5. “I’m rollin’ with a swollen bowlin’ ball bag / You need to be a fag to come and tear a new hole in my ass.” – Eminem from “Love Me” (8 Mile Soundtrack)

6. "And I'll touch ya boys like a catholic priest" Sheek from the Lox (Kay Slay freestyle)

7. “And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face!” – The Neptunes “Lapdance”

8. “I guess you ain’t heard that we swallow guys” – The Neptunes “Rock Star”

9. “Now tell me what it feel like, with a banana in your tail pipe.” - Redman on “Gorillaz On My Mind”

10. “From Rap to R&B, I’m breakin’ niggas off proper” – Jermaine Dupri “Dissin’”

[mickill]

How 'bout this gem by Willie D of the Geto Boys , from "Mind Playin Tricks On Me"?

Here they come, just like I figured
I got my hand on the motherfucking trigger
What I saw’ll make your ass start giggling
Three black, crippled and crazy senior citizens
I live by the sword
I take my boys everywhere I go
Because I’m paranoid
I keep looking over my shoulder and peeping around corners
My mind is playing tricks on me

It's probably not the worst ever, but check how he rhymed "giggling" with "citizens", "sword" with "paranoid" and "shoulder" with "corners" and "on me". Genius.

[Darko]

Ya'll be drinking Hatorade
Think about it



That's Fred Durst. But I don't know if you'd call him a real MC.

[AKAsharpchedda]

4. “Try to get them to take their clothes off, then me and my mans take our clothes off!” – Frank N Dank – “Take Dem Clothes Off”

5. “I’m rollin’ with a swollen bowlin’ ball bag / You need to be a fag to come and tear a new hole in my ass.” – Eminem from “Love Me” (8 Mile Soundtrack)

6. "And I'll touch ya boys like a catholic priest" Sheek from the Lox (Kay Slay freestyle)

7. “And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face!” – The Neptunes “Lapdance”

8. “I guess you ain’t heard that we swallow guys” – The Neptunes “Rock Star”

9. “Now tell me what it feel like, with a banana in your tail pipe.” - Redman on “Gorillaz On My Mind”

those are prolly the most gay lyrics i've ever heard.

this ones pretty bad, too -

Bizarre from d12 in fight music- "You know why my hands are so numb? (No)
Asked my grandmother to suck my dick, And I didn't cum" (Oh)

[B_Mackin']

Well you guys can find some horrible lyrics. I found most of Ridin' Spinners by lil flip to by horrible. Check it out if you want
http://www.lyrics007.com/Lil'%20Flip%20Lyrics/Ridin'%20Spinners%20Lyrics.html

I think the worst part is "We like our music slow but our cars go faster
I'm in the V-12 with my cousin Big Shasta
I'm Lil' Flipper and I'm a top ten seller
Everybody slowin' down cause my drop is yellow" (He actully says something like "yella") it's horrible either way.

[tdot04]

"Y'all mythalogical niggaz is comical
The astronomical is comin through like the flu bombin you"

- Keith Murray "The Most Beautifullest Thing in This World"

I'd like Keith Murray more if he refrained from using big words for the sake of using big words.

EDIT: Oh, of course there's worse, just that one is void of making any sense.

[cj hood]

GMA']1. "I get in that ass like preparation H" - Cassidy from "The General Remix" (Swizz Beats)


Positive K used this line in '94...

[B_Mackin']

Just listen to any Beastie Boys album...Chock full of them.

What do you mean by that? The Beasties are...well...the beasties and they can get away with some stuff. But I kinda know what your gettin at.

[Ferdinand_2]

"Beat your meat to get the pulp"-Orgasm Addict--Buzzcocks

[Brass_Munkey]

Will Smith's catalogue

[BroomHead]

Will Smith's catalogue
LOL, I couldn't agree more.

"you couldn't measure my dick with six rulers"
^^c'mon now Big Pun :rolleyes: