a stopped clock

[venusvenus123]

tells the right time twice a day

[ms.peachy]

gathers no moss

[zippo]

there´ll always be a calendar quote that´ll contradict the first one, say...

Patience is a virtue vs Do not leave for tomorrow what you can do today

[beastieangel01]

Do not leave for tomorrow what you can do today

haha. I never take that advice ;/

[synch]

Thought of Orbital as soon as I saw the thread title :)

[mickill]

never rings

[cosmo105]

is worth two in mickill's mom

[mickill]

gets the cosmo's mom

[yeahwho]

Makes Lemonade.

[Rosie Cotton]

gets the cosmo's mom

do you have to refer to her in the third person?

[Chicka B]

never rings

Nuh uh, because I watched the phone before and it rang! Is it bad luck or something?

Ok I got one I think:

you swallow atleast 1 million bugs....ok I made that one up. But it's true. :D

[mickill]

do you have to refer to her in the third person?
wtf...I thought you changed your name or something.

I usually just refer to cosmo as a twat or an imbecile, so I guess the answer is no.

[Rosie Cotton]

chicka chicka say whaaa?

[Medellia]

wtf...I thought you changed your name or something.

I usually just refer to cosmo as a twat or an imbecile, so I guess the answer is no.
Changed my name? That's crazy talk!

[TurdBerglar]

what the hell is going on here?

[Chicka B]

chicka chicka say whaaa?

Hahaha, I dunno. :D Turd I dunno hehehahahoho oh jeez.

[yeahwho]

Is half full.

[Chicka B]

You're relieving your body of...stuff.

Am I doing this right? :confused:

[Rosie Cotton]

You're relieving your body of...stuff.

Am I doing this right? :confused:


Not even close hun

[Chicka B]

I didn't think so. :p :p :p :p :p

[Rosie Cotton]

never boils