It's Been Like a Month..

[Bitchamachacha]

Since I've had a good, hearty serving of penis pie.

I'm just saying.

Damn.

[zorra_chiflada]

it's been 9 months since I had some hearty hair pie (please no hair thanks!)

just saying :rolleyes:

oh, there's a whole other thread dedicated to that.

[paul jones]

Since I've had a good, hearty serving of penis pie.

I'm just saying.

Damn.


Damn! :(

well,it's been 5 years since I had some Vagina Soup so don't feel that bad ;)

[BeaStIeChIck598]

its been like...six hours



OH SHIT WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

[NurfBallJeaneus]

Damn! :(

well,it's been 5 years since I had some Vagina Soup so don't feel that bad ;)

5 years!!!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Christ, how do you go on? I hope the next chick you're with brings her raincoat.

[jabumbo]

i prefer lemon custard in my pie to be honest

[Trimm Trabb]

PJ, I can make you some vagina soup. It'd probably taste rank though, I'm not such a good cook.

ontopic: 40 days. But only 18 more to go.

[P of R]

It's been what......19 years now.

[Elle]

what is penis pie?

[Dr Deaf]

what is penis pie?

best first post ever.

i think she just meant penis pie as a penis she'd like to put in her mouth (like a pie) and later insert into her vagina. :confused:

hard to believe there's so many hardtimers not getting fucked. this is the internet ffs. surely a good hard boning is simply a PM away for most of you.

[QueenAdrock]

24 hours for me!

...after a month. And before that, two months. Yeah, I hate Chicago.

[roosta]

PJ, I can make you some vagina soup. It'd probably taste rank though, I'm not such a good cook.
.

GET THE GAURDS!

[TurdBerglar]

best first post ever.

i think she just meant penis pie as a penis she'd like to put in her mouth (like a pie) and later insert into her vagina. :confused:

hard to believe there's so many hardtimers not getting fucked. this is the internet ffs. surely a good hard boning is simply a PM away for most of you.


dude! you can fuck a PM? technology rocks! do i need an adaptor or something?

[CiaoBellaXO]

24 hours for me!

...after a month. And before that, two months. Yeah, I hate Chicago.


what does Chicago have to do with you not getting any?

[Dr Deaf]

dude! you can fuck a PM? technology rocks! do i need an adaptor or something?


hopefuly you came factory equipped.

[QueenAdrock]

what does Chicago have to do with you not getting any?

Boyfriend is going to grad school out there. Went there last semester, and will go again in the fall. But then he's back home for good in December!

Penis pie for all! (y)

[icy manipulator]

Since I've had a good, hearty serving of penis pie.

I'm just saying.

Damn.

i always thought you were a dude! :eek:

[Rock]

Since I've had a good, hearty serving of penis pie.

I'm just saying.

Damn.
Its been almost 29 years since I had a hearty serving of penis pie. Poonani pie....about two hours.

[Rich Cheney]

Its been almost 29 years since I had a hearty serving of penis pie. Poonani pie....about two hours.

Please tell me that your 29 and not 38.

[Rock]

Please tell me that your 29 and not 38.
41, but I was an altar boy and a boy scout, so its ok.

[sheesh]

Damn! :(

well,it's been 5 years since I had some Vagina Soup so don't feel that bad ;)


Holy crap! 5 years? You must be married or something.

[RobMoney]

I don't get how people can go years without getting laid.

I knew this kid who was like 28 years old and was still a virgin. He was a little bit of a geek, but far from ugly. I asked him what the hell he was spending his money on, because if that was me I'd be saving every penny I made and I'd fly to Vegas and get a hooker or something. The hookers out there are supposed to be unbelievable.

What the hell else are you gonna do with your money, right?

[QueenAdrock]

The hookers in Las Vegas are unbelievable? I don't buy that. I mean, have you ever had a really nice sweater and you wear it a few times, only to realize that you've been a little rough on it and stretched out the neck and it's never the same again?

I mean, seriously. Those women are so loose, they have got to be able to stick a baseball bat in their cooters. Wouldn't that not feel good? Or as good? Or something?

[Rock]

I mean, seriously. Those women are so loose, they have got to be able to stick a baseball bat in their cooters. Wouldn't that not feel good? Or as good? Or something?
Not if your cockler is as thick as a baseball bat.

But yeah, saving up money to go to vegas and drop coin to fuck a hooker is pretty pathetic. I'd rather stay a 28 year old virgin than do that. Instead I would fuck a local hooker.

[RobMoney]

The hookers in Las Vegas are unbelievable? I don't buy that. I mean, have you ever had a really nice sweater and you wear it a few times, only to realize that you've been a little rough on it and stretched out the neck and it's never the same again?

I mean, seriously. Those women are so loose, they have got to be able to stick a baseball bat in their cooters. Wouldn't that not feel good? Or as good? Or something?


They can charge $1000.00 a night for a reason, I guess.

You'd be surprised how resielient a muscle the Vagina can be.

[QueenAdrock]

A thousand bucks?! Pfft, I'd just go to the local bar and spend a few bucks on a rufie-colada.

[Rock]

They can charge $1000.00 a night for a reason, I guess.

Riiiight...you guess. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

[tracky]

I don't get how people can go years without getting laid.

I knew this kid who was like 28 years old and was still a virgin. He was a little bit of a geek, but far from ugly. I asked him what the hell he was spending his money on, because if that was me I'd be saving every penny I made and I'd fly to Vegas and get a hooker or something. The hookers out there are supposed to be unbelievable.

What the hell else are you gonna do with your money, right?


I don't get how people can pay to touch those dirty sluts. Yeah, I'm gonna go giving away my hard earned money just so I can go squirt my load into a piece of rubber in a festy fungus filled cooch. Pass.