The Greatest Thread Ever

[DroppinScience]

Okay, here's the deal. Every post in this thread must be totally random, and it can be anything you want. The only catch is that you're not allowed to respond to anyone else's post - you have to continue to post something completely unrelated and random.

I'll begin...

For the amount of time women spend putting on makeup, they should be doing aerobics. ;)

[Mcmac]

no

[louise]

bored out of your mind ? ;)

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

i made a sandwich yesterday for work, but left it at home. my housemate who works from home kindly put it in the fridge and i am going to take it today. however, i have a sneaking suspicion that it wont taste very nice.

[DroppinScience]

I miss Muppet Babies. I hope they release that stuff on DVD soon...

[TAL]

I'm glad that the rubber boots I wore today when I mowed the lawn at the museum were a little too big. They got a bit slashed on top. My foot didn't.

[Medellia]

I tried teaching squirrels ballet, but those fuzzy bastards wouldn't dance!

[RobMoney]

Oscar the Grouch is one cool mutherfucker.

[NightProwler]

Lol, internets.

[roosta]

you cant always get what you want
but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.

[JBernas]

There's a chicken in my clock and that's bad because the man who sold us the car will come step on our flowers

[wanton wench]

i call my answering machine and leave myself messages. :o

[Freebasser]

I would have thought that the greatest thread ever would have contained lots of banter and witty retorts, not just insane mumblings?

[ms.peachy]

What the fuck is up with putting corn on pizza? That is just so wrong.

[Lindsey_1535]

I hate Baseball! :mad:

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Yeah those two families of housemartins nesting in the eaves of my roof are cute. Awwww.

But i am so sick of clearing up their shit! Grow up and fly away...please! :mad:

[beastieangel01]

I really wish Google AdWords would FUCKING work so I can get some damned work done before I have to leave. I have a deadline here, ya know?

[Chicka B]

Duhhh...I can't think.

[marsdaddy]

The only catch is that you're not allowed to respond to anyone else's post - you have to continue to post something completely unrelated and random.What are the consequences?

[DroppinScience]

1.21 jiggawatts, yo. :cool:

[Dr Deaf]

$45 on incense isn't too much if you figure it'll probably last up to 8 mos.

[Mustangjen808]

I got my cousin drunk last night. Today I am at ork hung over.I hate hang overs....

[Lex Diamonds]

This isn't the Greatest Thread Ever. Any thread made by DroppinScience will lick balls because he himself does in fact lick balls.

j/k

lol!!1

:D (y)

[DroppinScience]

I pity the fool who steals The Padster's spliffs.

[DipDipDive]

I miss Muppet Babies. I hope they release that stuff on DVD soon...

That show was the shit. (y)

ET and I are going to have a bikini carwash fundraiser. He'll be in a bikini, too. Instead of water, we're going to use Chic Fil A honey mustard sauce. We're trying to raise money so he can buy that sex simulation machine he's had his eye on.

[jabumbo]

i heard this canadian girl named lindsey sucks hard beacuse she thinks her 20 inch huffy banana seat bike is the coolest and she doesnt even know what a newspaper is. like what the fuck man?

[Audio.]

this is too funny

[SobaViolence]

the colour blue seems like the purest reason imaginable to object to using the socratic method when studying the spending habits of tax-evading, billionaire monotheists in modern day Istanbul.


:cool:

[Audio.]

But to the east there may be danger to that but for now long Agustus the III found a taste of me, he will not be too happy with. I've been bless by the message of a stranger who goes by the name Cope. He writes to me this letter I fall too dim to.

'THERE IS A CHILD. A SICK CHILD. He will grow up to be a great world leader some day. You know what child I speak of. YOUR ARE THE ANGEL OF FIRE. You burn bright enough to know that sometimes Certain sacrifices must be made. YOUR DESTINY IS THIS: YOU MUST BE WILLING TO OFFER YOUR LIFE IN EXCHANGE FOR THE LIFE OF THIS CHILD. Only then will you truly be cleansed in the eyes of God.'

I've been blessed and now free to express.

[icy manipulator]

blakes 7 is the shit! maddeest show ever

[GetYourWarOn]

frankenberry = underrated breakfast cereal


fact.

[icy manipulator]

masterbation is not a crime

[Rock]

my fingers, lips, and cock smell like vagina....and booze, but only one of those. You get to pick which one.

[icy manipulator]

my zodiac sign is aquarius like Raheem

[HEIRESS]

CRAZY ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[icy manipulator]

tzar isn't the only one that thinks heiress is hot ;)

[HEIRESS]

seriously, where are you people in my real life

[Rock]

seriously, where are you people in my real life
Assburn, VA


edit: did i break this thread's rules?

[icy manipulator]

Queensland University of Technology is ghetto

[Beth]

peace and quiet is neither peaceful nor quiet.

[sheesh]

Where are my high school girlfriends nowdays?

[Friis gal]

Goats are cool.

[TAL]

The weekend has started and I have new pants.

[Phmjas]

im spying on someone i know...