Down to thumb tacks

[jabumbo]

they are very nice for hanging papers and other fun notes and things on your bullitin board


but it stinks when you drop them because they are real hard to find

[Lindsey_1535]

Dude I need to buy some to hang up my new poster. GIVE ME SOME.

[jabumbo]

what kind of poster is it?


i usually dont stick them into the wall though, but i have brick walls in my room, so that would make sense

[Nuzzolese]

I officially hate you now. It's official. I've got papers and they're being stamped and signed and duplicates are being made and I'm filing them in a cabinet. It is so official, my hate.

[jabumbo]

[jabumbo]

I officially hate you now. It's official. I've got papers and they're being stamped and signed and duplicates are being made and I'm filing them in a cabinet. It is so official, my hate.


fax me a copy so i can tack them to my bullitin board, thanks


i love you too, hun. glad its a mutual thing

[synch]

Do you have space for two faxes on there?

[Nuzzolese]

Do you have space for two faxes on there?

et tu, daddy?

[synch]

Pfff, no fair, he edited.

They might have some overlap but seeing as they are the same I can hang them on a single thumb tack and it won't make a lick of difference.

[Nuzzolese]

I hate this board. I'm trying to invent things and you all just want to talk about thumbtacking. :p (n)

[avignon]

I can't say thumb tacks in a sentence without pausing and concentrating somewhat. It always comes out tum thacks. :(

[jabumbo]

Pfff, no fair, he edited.

They might have some overlap but seeing as they are the same I can hang them on a single thumb tack and it won't make a lick of difference.


i just edited a double post because i got booted before i was done typing


but if you put them all on one tack, they might get mixed up or forgotten, and most faxes are more than one page anyway

[synch]

Yes but how can you mix up two copies of the same fax?

[jabumbo]

Yes but how can you mix up two copies of the same fax?


you clearly don't understand the business world

[synch]

:(

Teach me!

[Bob]

in soviet russia, business world stands under you!

[Freebasser]

"In soviet Russia, car drives you!" - Oscar Wilde

[jabumbo]

:(

Teach me!


being that you don't understand the basics of thumb tacking, i don't know that you can be taught...

i can however, allow you to go down to the storage closet and get some paper to refill the printer/fax machine and make me 250 color copies of this portfolio before lunch.

[Bob]

in soviet russia, genius declares you!

[synch]

being that you don't understand the basics of thumb tacking, i don't know that you can be taught...

i can however, allow you to go down to the storage closet and get some paper to refill the printer/fax machine and make me 250 color copies of this portfolio before lunch.
I ain't your damn intern. I'm your protege. There is a difference dammit :(

[jabumbo]

I ain't your damn intern. I'm your protege. There is a difference dammit :(


that doesnt mean you don't start with simple remedial tasks...even the best had to clean a few toilets in their days!


that reminds me, i need you to scrub the toilets and sinks before you leave today

[Lindsey_1535]

This thread really took off eh? How bout that.
Its an old schoolio Nightmare Before Christmas poster I got for my birthday. And I like it like that.

[synch]

that doesnt mean you don't start with simple remedial tasks...even the best had to clean a few toilets in their days!


that reminds me, i need you to scrub the toilets and sinks before you leave today
This job sucks. I quit.

:(

[jabumbo]

This job sucks. I quit.

:(


you can't quit, because you were never actually hired. you came here thinking you would learn a few things. you did, and its that you are a terrible employee and won't ever get a real office job in your life.


feel free to take all the brass tacks you'd like on your way out, they are useless to any office that does real work

[synch]

Avatarless meanie :(

[QueenAdrock]

they are very nice for hanging papers and other fun notes and things on your bullitin board


but it stinks when you drop them because they are real hard to find

I disagree. You find them really fast when you step on one while you're trying to get some goddamn cereal down from the pantry and then have the painful experience of pulling the tack out of your skin and trying to sanitize the puncture wound like they taught you in First Aid so you won't have to go to the hospital like the time your mom had to because she stepped on that pin you dropped the week before and it broke off in her foot and she had to have it surgically removed.


Just sayin' is all.

:(

[jabumbo]

diana, you really know how to kill a party, you know that? :(

[Medellia]

I disagree. You find them really fast when you step on one while you're trying to get some goddamn cereal down from the pantry and then have the painful experience of pulling the tack out of your skin and trying to sanitize the puncture wound like they taught you in First Aid so you won't have to go to the hospital like the time your mom had to because she stepped on that pin you dropped the week before and it broke off in her foot and she had to have it surgically removed.


Just sayin' is all.

:(
This made me shudder. :(

*shudders again*

[Loppfessor]

I had to bring a pack from home into work cus we never have any. I moved into a sweet new cubicle and have to hang up pictures of pets, far side comics, children, and inspirational sayings or else everyone will think I’m weird.

[synch]

Fill up your cubicle with printed out posts from here!

[Beckalina]

thumb tacks is a soviet Russian name for pins.


you're all facist

[Nuzzolese]

In soviet russia....something somethings you